Well. Time to die.
Very-- Whaddyya mean, "very well"!? This is the end for you!
...
Look at you. Once a proud demon of your world, you have not only failed your natives, but also yourself. At this point, you're nothing but a miserable outcast.
And normally, I'd just kill you... But I can't kill what's already dead.
If you know what's good for you, you will cease your ways. If I sense the slightest of evil intent inside of you, I'll end you with no hesitation.
Alright Jerkacell(s), I know you're here. Come on out before I meet you myself.
Nope.



Good for you. Maybe one of you'll actually manage to last a zeptosecond against me.
That's where you're wrong, Duracell. I don't "think" I "can beat" any of you...
...I know I will slaughter all of you like the repugnant pigs you are.
...
The fack?
Hmm...no one around that isn't drunk mentally ill or downright not interesting...
Ah fAck it I'll just go alone...
So. Who do you think's gonna win?
I think the more important question is why are they duking it out here of all places. Seriously, real people have to fix this place up.
Eeeeyup. Wonder who those people think they are.
...Oh. You're that Oliver guy.
PFFFFFFT--
Yup. That's me. Oliver. You guys are A. Rock and purple man, right?
Okay, now that's uncalled for.
If I may interject, "Oliver"... what brings you here?
That's a good question...
...Alfred.
Well... I just wanted to share my greetings to a couple of pals I've met before. We should hang out sometime
Might as well multitask while I'm killin' those hordes of Duracells, right? Productivity is one of the truest importances of life.
...
...You aren't going to give up just like that, are you?
...What else can I do? He trumped over Ultra Instinct like it was nothing... And I couldn't even fight back.
Maybe so. But you were fighting him all on your own, against a form you could never have expected.
But I should've. He went out and reached for this power while I was being completely lazy. If I have just did more than simply sitting around, waiting for the UKR to end... Maybe I would've been able to fight back.
...I would focus more on what that Walter guy said...
...In your hastening to silence Beta Devil during his monologuing, you forgot that you have friends that can back you up. ...Or, perhaps, a reason you wished to do it alone is out of fear of them getting hurt?
...We weren't even able to defeat Regulus.
Maybe so. But this is an entirely different case. He may be powerful... But unlike Regulus, he isn't invincible.
You simply need to-
-Wake up! Come on, you aren't dying here!
Urgh... Is it September again? Because I think that migraine's back...
*Sigh* Good... You're still alive.
A factor that might not remain for all of us for too long. Not unless one of us have a plan to close the gap between us and Beta Devil's new form.
...
...I don't have any plan at all to close the gap between me and Devil. In fact, such a factor is possibly improbable.
...But that's fine. I'm not going to defeat Beta Devil... WE are. Together... As a team.
I suppose it's surprising, really... Despite Quin's actions being on the opposite spectrum than he first appeared to be, he's right about one thing...
...Where Beta Devil is alone, we all stand united against a common threat: him.
I sincerely doubt such a thing would happen. The two of them have too different end goals for such a thing.
I highly doubt GammaGuardian will even let us-
Do you even know who the hell you're talking about here? It's
SQUAWK! ing KIRBY. I don't think I even need to elaborate why Kirby doesn't need our intervention, especially when there are already people there to help him, anyways.
Uh, yes, hi. The
SQUAWK! are you even talking about!?
I won't let you do what exactly?
Am I evil? I don't want to hurt others, but I never jump at any opportunity to prevent death or pain. I don't wield the blade, but I smithed it. Hmm...an interesting concept.
And yet when I do try, it never goes the way I want it. As such, would I be evil for trying if I know it would have no impact on the situation. In fact, all it would do is delay time to address the main problem; my supposed destructive capabilities.
...
Wait. If my reaper says that I'm destined to destroy the Chaos Zone, then how exactly would that work? Would it be the inhabitants or...the spirit? How would either work when there's so many countermeasures that every single other reaper could make?
UGH! What am I supposed to do!?!]{}
Interfere with the plot. You know how it is with all the...
...Well. The Anti-You-know-who measures.
Seriously! If it's actually nonsense like you all say, then just stop spewing it. But I still have every right to-
Can we not right now, Beta?
Right, then. These all lead to different Universes; each one of them is going to provide some form of training that will give us an edge, but not actually screw things up for its inhabitants.
The two rightmost portals shall be used by all of us, once our individual challenges are complete.
In the center, and directly to the left of it, those of us who are mechanical in nature, Limited included, as well as Dark Elf and 'M FF, shall be facing our own form of training.
Why not have all friends go together?
I'm joining the first group because something tells me I would simply be complimented on the powers I already have*, which would waste our time...or at least, what the equivalent would be. 'M FF is staying with Shadow Digital because we don't want to run the risk of endangering the location in the fifth portal*.
As for the bots...long story short, there's the idea of them having an "artificial soul"†. Normally I would argue about such a thing...
...but I'm not about to argue with a guy who can drop our HP to 1*.
That's it!! You're D-
Shushy.
What? Isn't it kinda a big thing to show up and for people to learn who you are?
Uh...funny thing about that, kid: that's the problem.
What's wrong with that? You're not from this Universe-World-Zone-thingy, are you?
I mean...no. But if I'm here and people know who I am, that's gonna lead to a lot of weird stuff‡ coming in, just because I'm from there.
You're right on the ball partner! After all, everything's set. The lights...
The camera...
And the...The...huh. I've seem to have forgotten what comes next...
Oh! I remember now! It's the-
Action!
Oh...only one of you would get that. Well don't worry!
You're all about to get in on the action!
Now remember everyone to have fun in the Parallel! Except for you Kirby! Bye!
By that logic, wouldn't anyone helping you fight Diablos count as interfering with the plot?
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