Hey, wat's dat over thewe?
Dunno. Looks kinda teal, though.
Kinda reminds me of Beta Devil... You know, if he was a polar opposite of who he is.
So pwetty...
H-huh!? Whewe'd da pwetty gwound go!?
I think you maaayyy have absorbed it somehow...
Enough of the babbling! Time to get my handsome reward! Oh, I'll bet Peach's baked another cake especially for me!
...We'll talk about this later.
...You guys go on ahead. I'll just help restore this place back to normal.


'Sup, frog?
That's the least of your concerns, pal. I'd start wondering how I'm going to spend my final moments existing.
Oh, that wasn't me. That was a certain dumbass who holds a whole lotta power but a lotta stupidity to match. Me, on the other hand...
Let's just say I'm not so generous. Especially not since I have to deal with being on cleanup duty.
What Now II: Again]{n}
What now, is that we wait for two more people to join our group.
...Or, you know. We can just go somewhere and ask people to join us instead. Maybe place some flyers or something?
...Well, Beta Devil's become stronger than ever. What now?
What else? We train, hard. And then, when the time comes, we join the heroes in killing that bastard once and for all.
...But, first... We tie up a loose end.
Wha- How'd you find this place!? We don't exactly have a big, glowing, neon sign that says "SINGULARITY'S FORTRESS IS RIGHT HERE, DUMBASS" anywhere on the building!
Well, guess this is the only chance I'll get to make a speech... AHEM!
Attention, all Absurd Roleplay gamers! Your planet is in great danger because of our massive space frigate, the GLSF More Gun-
Still can't believe I'm calling it that- (seriously Telum, would it KILL YOU to learn how to name things properly?)
And the fate of the world is in YOUR hands! We'll keep firing house-sized explosive seeds and the like at random places where plot hasn't happened yet until you agree to and carry out our demands! If you want us to
off, you need to bring us what we're after.
What we... Crap, I forgot my speech back in my room. Regardless, if you REALLY want to fight us that badly, just know that the beatdown's gonna be on YOUR end.
Yeah... he did]{n}
A r e y o u o k ?]{n}
Your boss said it themselves; The Void is completely empty aside from the one Fortress made by him. Honestly, being the only actual building in the Void may as well be a big, neon sign of its own.
...But, to be fair... We'd probably never find the place without someone who could guide us through the Void... of which we HAVE one of those.
'Sup.
...If you want some time to prepare, then just have it, I don't care. But if you want to become a prominent threat? Try actually BEING more prominent in the future, rather than choosing to do 2 months worth of nothing. If you cannot commit, then don't make the promise. And yes, this message goes to you, too, RSB.
...Regardless, I actually wanted to TALK first. Because, honestly, killing you? That'd be a hard thing to do, seeing as you are from the Void... Well, for us, anyways. But let's be real; The gods that actually DO have the power to permanently delete you are probably not going to do anything, so whatever.
...But, hey, again. If you do just want to take a raincheck on this encounter, then maybe let's keep in touch, see if we can work on a proper agreement first.
...Ah, yes, one last thing; This is the CHAOS ZONE, not the Absurd Roleplay. That Roleplay ended more-or-less a year ago, so... Sorry, I guess?
...What are you staring at?
Yeah, just run away, why don't you!? You still owe me 250
, by the way!
...Who was that?
Oh, just some guy who I used to play with during Poker Moments. And yes, I said Poker Moments. Time is irrelevant in the Void.
You guys play Poker here in the Void?
Hey, if you're going to be in the Void for all of eternity, might as well find some method to relive the imminent boredom. Don't ask where the cards came from, though, because nobody knows.
...Oh, whoops. That was a typo. I meant to say fliers. You know, slips of paper you put around town? Gets people interested in things?
...To be fair, I may be thinking of posters. I'm a character from a bad 2014 Sprite Comic, cut me some slack.
Yeah, turns out we were REALLY unprepared for this sort of thing, huh. Guess we may as WELL take that raincheck, and maybe buy some more stuff, decorate the Void a bit.
WHAT IS IT!?
Hey, Telum, could you maybe bring the GLSF More Gun back to the void so we can prepare properly for our plan?
IDIOT! THEY TOOK YOUR CHAOS HEART! WE'RE TRYING TO GET IF BACK, WHICH WE CAN'T DO IF WE STOP FIRING AT EVERYTHING!
tell ya what, if you come back now, I'll get you a copy of EVERY gun Napalm Man had in his museum, after doing research on said museum. Deal?
UUUUGGGGGGGGGghhhh... Fine. just as long as you get the guns.
Uh ok? ...(Soren.exe is not responding) (Kick) oof]{n}
Last time I wore this, I was giving the shrine maiden a little...tour of my Extra Stage*. Figured it'd be appropriate to put it on again while getting ready for something even harder to vanquish.
Wait, did the shrine maiden get vanquished or the Extra Stage?
Uh...what's that?
High-intensity Ludovico technique. The normal kind takes a special medicine and two weeks, so I made a two-hour version with just the important stuff. If anything messy happens out there, I can skip the panicking and get straight to the helping.
Hmph. You'd think someone would have at least cleaned this place-
And who the heck are-
Nope.
...
You know, if I didn't know any better, I'd say that you were just being an idiot.
Yeah, and if I didn't know any better, I wouldn't be leaving now. Later!
...I don't even know why I thought this place was worth my time anyway.
Phew. You'd think a giant pile of burning scrap would be a good place for some-
...uh, me time.
*groan* I thought doing nothing would be easy.
Well, now that I'm here, maybe I can pick up where I left-
Holy. Smokes.
(...aaand I jinxed it.)
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