Apologies, but I'm afraid you lot will have to live with your mistake.
Surely you are aware of Ludwig's failure, Doctor.
Quite. But this will not deter our true goal of global domination.
You know, Kamek, when I first thought of this world, I thought it would be easy pickings No more of that meddlesome adventurer and his happy-go-lucky friends to dash my brilliant schemes.
But reality is often disapointing. Despite him as well being in this realm of sorts, I still managed to find a way to defeat him! But yet despite my most earnest efforts, we were bested by a bunch of weaklings nonetheless. Speaking of whom, while I researched on my combatants, guess what I found?
I learned of the entities Sonic the Hedgehog, the Mario Brothers, and all of their fantastical crusades to stop their respective evildoers. But what about my world?
It is known as nothing but a pitiful blight on the eyes of the Multiverse. Fake. Phony. Counterfeit. Off-brand. Knock-off. Bootleg. Only remaining in the shadows of the blue and red legends which legacies stand tall. So I figure...
If mine is seen as but a miserable bootleg... I'll make sure it's number one villain is the last thing that's known for in history.
...There. I turned you back, and Red Slick is back in his old body. Can I go now?
Not-a so fast... I couldn't help but-a realize something...
From what-a Mario told me of his-a first time meeting you*, he said you were only able to-a snatch his body because of-a the Ruby Star... so how were-a you able to do so without it this-a time?
...Heh. It's all thanks to the fantastic magic of my new master... One who was able to boost my OWN magic and tricks tenfold. Master D-
My my, Doopliss!~ Why should they be told of me so early? I feel like my appearance should be a surprise for them, no?
(I-I'm sorry! Please, I won't actually tell them!)
Sorry, but even if what you say is true, The fact remains that you have failed your mission. You no longer serve any purpose to me... So it's about time I end your game.
Wh-wh-WHAT!? N-n-no, please-!
Ciao.~
It doesn't exactly help that I haven't came across a Koopenstein plushie of my own *ahem*.. But nonetheless, despite my attempt at being an utmost practicalist, it is my belief everyone has something that makes them... "tick". It could be the knowledge that your existence is considered worthless... or, it could be a meddling pair of paisanos that foil your plans at every turn.
Kamek, thank you for your cooperation. You have been a pleasuring aid.
Such is the treatment for his majesty's allies. And while on the subject
Seeing as you and Shake King have completed your mission, this will at least be a necessity in return.
Ugh... where am I?
Where you are is at my mercy... Exactly where you belong, Masters.
Oh, no! I recognize that voice from anywhere! Tell me I lost the fight with Axel and this was just one bad dream!
Ah, yes, that Axel character you had your miserable squabble with. He will make a fine test subject for us.
Don't you dare--!
Bother not with your trivialities. The Psycho Power bounds you for however long I please.
Oh, yeah!? And what's so important you tracked little old me down here to trap you personally?
A simple answer. You will become the a next host of the Psycho Power and be an embodiment of the will of Shadaloo!
Are you really all that worried?
Worried? No. Confident? Yes.
In what?
In that they'll fail and that nothing I've done will matter.
Okay...I know that you're supposed to be the perfect vessel for dread, but I think you might need to chill out. Just a little.
You don't understand. I tried so hard to change things. I did millions of calculations, thousands of tiny adjustments, and everything still led up to this moment.
To what? Being one? With our powers put together, we can achieve both our desires! This universe will become the perfect feeding grounds and you'll get your freedom. You should be jumping with joy right now!
...
I can't understand you. Yes, I'm using you, but you're still my friend. You know that, right? Why can't you explain why you're so depressed?
Because all you know is joy. Because all I know is sadness. You've only sapped MY emotions. You've haven't felt a single negative emotion in your life because I've barely felt a single positive emotion in my life; only imitated it. You can't feel what you haven't felt yet.
...
Don't you have a army to speak to and a monologue to prepare?
...
Yes of course.
...
Honestly, he couldn't have picked a more obvious place. The only possible way anyone could possibly repair one of Wily's Fortresses- let alone a lesser known one- to its former glory- and beyond- without knowing the schematics... Must have used something powerful to WILL it into being.
I've been watching all of the actions of Beta Shadow and his alternates between when Kirby killed all of the escaped Dead Zone villains*** and my initial comeback****.
Besides... I like to think of myself as a Jewel enthusiast.
Greetings. You must be that violet-colored Beta Devil, aren't you?
..."Beta Devil"... Hmph. Long past are the days when I could be compared to the powers of the Anti-Omni Meme incarnated.
But I shall admit... When he left, he left me a changed man. (And I swear to Matt, if any of you take that the wrong way I will destroy you.) At the end of the day, he was Beta Shadow's evil side, not I. And now being separate from Beta Shadow AND Beta Devil...
...It has left me Neutral.
...Dramatic much?
(there is no text here, leave mortal)]{n}
(I should be putting my time into better use, but I can't shake the feeling that something isn't right around here...)
!
Just what the hell is going... Dear god.
(My master, is it time...) Hissss...
(To eradicate all of these inferior beings?)
Hell, yeah! Kill all these bastards dead. And when you're done...
...We'll take our sweet time picking P-Type over there apart.
...Well.
I think I know just how to start this week.
...So, this is the new you? Just dye your hair Phantom Ruby Pink and move the purple to a cape?
Hey, if I am going to differentiate myself from Beta Devil, why not do so in style?
One moment.
...So what exactly did that do?
Simple; I created a mystic veil around the City Blocks Prototype is at currently. It causes a mental block to anyone who isn't a RedBomber character that prevents them from interfering. It'll keep a certain individual from sticking their nose where it doesn't belong, whether Walter would've permitted such or not.
...So, you've gone "neutral", you say. I assume this means that you also won't be joining my Beta Team counter group.
No. As a matter of fact, I won't.
Well, this has once again been a waist of time. Best be on my way, the-
I'm going to overtake it, and make it MINE.
...Pardo-
Listen well and listen good. If we're going to be on a team, then I get to be the one in charge. I'M the one who's going to be calling the shots.
We will assemble the rest of our team. We will crush Beta Shadow and HIS rag-tag group.
...And amid this sea of mortal men... Good and evil alike shall see who stands at the top of the food chain.
Welcome, welcome! It's really, truly, nice to meetcha!
I'm not playing games. Who are you and what do you think you're doing?
Who am I? Well, you can call me Dracon Basilix. I think it has a nice name to it, and it's much more original than what I previously went by. As for what I'm doing...






















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Conducting an experiment.
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