W-what!? When did your abilities become this immense! It cannot be!
...I came up with the mastermind plan to emerge victorious, and yet I am still trapped in this position!? How!
There were ten of you when you had first scattered, and now the number may as well've doubled! You all barely fended off Boom Boom, but still find resistance in cornering me!? No... I will not stand for it... I will defeat all of you here, and after reflection upon my outstanding performance...
...It is I who will be crowned the heir to the Koopa King!! Not that snotty nosed, immature, lazy, underserving, imp Bowser Jr! ME!
Aww? Does the squirt feel like making Daddy proud? Too bad. Wario time!
Get em uh...Wario is what I'm gathering your name is!
As for me...
THUNDER STRIKE!
hey look man its been awhile and im still getting used to this body aight
Doc Robot...I removed you from there...because you were a dead man if they starting fighting. You need to get stronger...I'll be in touch...but you cannot attack willy nilly...I will find...the rest of us...we will combine our powers later on...
DARK MAN ELITE
Yeah! Time to end this!
How pathetic! You said it yourself! You mighta had a chance before, but instead of taking it, you toyed with your food like some kinda arrogant chump!
And all for what!? To prove your superiority? Get off your high horse, you're a manipulative piece of garbage!
You really wanna prove you're better than Junior!? Do it the honest way, not at the expense at civilizations!
You underestimated everyone! Me, these other guys-- Everyone else willing to do what's right! That's why you're in the situation you're in now! You only have yourself to blame!
N-no!
Ready everyone?
ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
(...I've lost... And it is my fault.)
Well I think we overdid it but uh, we won I guess...
Well, I'll be heading out. Come find me if you ever need me!
Welp, that's just about enough of that. I'm gonna go find Block Man.
...Oh, hey. You must be that guest Beta Shadow told us about. Sorry, Beta Shadow himself can't be here. He's too busy with...
...Other things. So, you're stuck with just us until he gets back.
The name's Ninja Phantom. I am Beta Shadow's Pseudoreaper- basically a lesser version of a Reaper- due to having ownership over his alt account.
Bt Ghost. I'm kinda a bit of a foil towards this other guy's actions, though he never really did anything bad throughout the whole thing.
You couldn't've cut me a little bit of slack?
My name is Beta Man. My universe has essentially gone kaput, so I'm here.
The name's Sergeant Man. I'm on the same boat as Beta and Captain Egotist over here.
Oh, hardy har-har. Obviously, my name's not Captain Egotist, but it's actually Ninja Man.
My name is Epsilon. I am actually Beta Man from an alternate future, of which is also gone. But to be fair, it wasn't a fun future to live in, anyways.
Beta Man Z's the name. Like regular Beta Man, our universe has gone kaput, too. But unlike other me, ours came before theirs, and also fell apart before theirs.
...Ninja Man Z.
And I am Sergeant Man Z. I was separated from my world's Beta and Ninja for some time, but that in itself is a bit of a long story.
So, who exactly are you, mister?
Maestro. According to my scanner, his name is Maestro.
Listen. I'm going to be real with you for a moment; I know who you actually are. And I'm sure you already know who I am, and who these other guys are. But the regular Beta, Ninja, and Sergeant? They DON'T know you. Nor do they remember ANYTHING of the Absurd Roleplay, because they aren't MEANT to remember. Hell, even my memory of it is foggy. I only know of it because of certain awareness, of which these three are also not meant to know about.
Bottom line: Keep any mentions of Absurd Roleplay, its events, and your real identity to a minimum, at least around these three. Ok?
I'll try my damndest, but I'm being followed...by who knows who, and I'm not sure what ought to slip out of their mouths...if they know much either...but...I know at least one of them...definitely remembers...but I hope to god he's not here, or still alive...
Nice to meet you all! Is there anywhere I can uh, get back into the spirit of, well, everything really? I only woke up after quite awhile, a day or two ago!
BULLSHIT! They didn't let me have the satisfaction of destroying the last universe...I'll just destroy this one instead! Now...where the hell is the Unit? Where the hell is Doc Robot, and Dark Man...where are any of them??? Ugh...I need to regain my power...
My name is Libra. My main mission is..complicated, but a secondary one involves explaining why details such as what Sabata said about being a battery shouldn't apply at all.
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