Hm. Bettter get my trump card ready for if she shows up.
Sorry to interrupt your routine, good sir, but-
Eggman's robots again?!
Now, now, let's not get ahead of ourselves. It's been a good two or three years since I've listened to the doctor*. I'm here to help.
Two or three...wait, what†?
You do remember the eight others you were grouped with during the nonsense with the HEX Adaptors, don't you?
...enough that I don't remember you being a part of it.
I suppose you'll need to see for yourself. Don't worry, I'll give you a trip back!
(Boom Boom and those Illusion clones should keep them busy for long enough for me to restore myself back to 100%...)
(We're so vastly outnumbered that very little of what we do actually matters. But luckily for us...)
(Strength isn't the only benefactor in a battle. And besides, they'll never get past Boss Ludwig... Only die trying. )
Yes, it was-a the biggest travesty in ages! For-a months, he roamed the globe, stealing-a treasure left and right!
I see. And just how much is it worth to bring this Purple Wind to justice?
Why, about a million dollars, of-a course! But I-a warn you... He is the slyest of-a thieves around. Not a single museum was-a secure enough to-a escape his-a wrath!
And you know from experience as a former rival thief?
*cough* Y-yes, former. Let it-a be known that long since those-a days I have walked-a the straight path and atoned for my-a dastardly deeds.
...So that settles it. I believe the only thing that's left for me to do...
...Is bring this villain to justice, and have him face the music.
It's just like I said. Over-relying on--
Yeah, yeah, we get the point already! Stop wasting everyone's time!
Ugh... w-what the--
I can't believe I lost... to a couple of... idiots...
...
That's one down. Now, for the big guy himself...
Nyah nyah nyah nyah, nyah!
(Is he taunting him to be juvenile or to throw him off his game?)
I'LL CRUSH YOU!
WE'LL SEE HOW STUPID I AM WHEN I'M SITTING ON ALL YOUR BRUISED AND BEATEN BODIES, YOU PUN--
Grrrr....
Uh... bad time?
Wahahah!
Nrrrgghhhh...
THAT IS THE LAST STRAW! WE'RE ENDING THIS NOW!
Ah! I see you all have made it after all! Though there are still several others not present.
*ROAR* (For now, my urge for bloodshed is content.)
Alright, if that is all that is to be said, any moment now Wart and his troops should be returning with Peach in their arms.
...Yep. Aaaany minute now... It won't be long... We just have to wait a little--
Ugh, talk about humiliating!
...You've come back empty handed, haven't you?
It was horrible. We didn't even end up getting close!
*sigh* What random character of sort intervened this time?
None, Koopenstein! It was that
*ROAR* ed Princess Toadstool! When my men went to kidnap her, she pulled out a frying pan and slapped them into oblivion! She even had the nerve, the gall, the audacity to hit me over the head!
Hmm. I was about to ask about that hideous gash over your head.
THE WHAT!?
HEY, UGMO! You think you can just go around trashing buildings people worked VERY HARD on!? Well, I've got NEWS for you!
Hey, Didn't you say you and Impact Man were too busy turning the Gear Fortress ruins into a new base for us or whatever to help me out with this?
Yeah, but as it turns out, Kui-Sabura or whatever his imaginary friend's name is apparently forgot to take his Weapon Pellets this morning, so NOW we're short on spike-hands!
...Do you even know how Impact Man's body works?
Hah! Little did you know, I was prepared for this scenario!
C'MON, SIX MACHINE!
...
Six whatever! The end result will stay the same; All of you will end up--
--Groveling at my feet! And they dare treat me as if they are my equal? Such insolence! I bet they would've even make worthy minions if they were repackaged!
That "Koopenstein"... If he knew what was good for him he would have begged for my glorious arrival before requesting I involve myself in the affairs of the Earth. But instead, they offered me a COMMONER'S FORMAL INVITE!?
...No. That just won't do, will it? But it won't always be this way. Once our family's dynasty conquers the cosmos... Everyone will treat me with the respect that is deserved. Until then, they shall have their fun... and when the time comes, we shall be there to provide due judgement.
Looks to me like you're having a giant robot party! Mind if I join in!?
I'LL CRUSH YOOOOUUUUU!!!
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