No, no, no. I was planning to use the Halberd's weaponry, now that I have adapted them to be pure Hope Energy.* That way we harm Grey Matter and nothing else.
Also, the Jazz Droids forming an AWEF** around the Halberd would've been nice, but they're gone now. Oh well, we'll manage.
Hmm.............
What if we shrink the ship?
Let's pull, like, a Starfox Home Circuit* on them. I bet the shrink would even buff our weapons Ant-Man style!
...Well, it's a shame we didn't get to fight anybody. Ah, well. At least we'll continue to exist now.
Honestly, I'm not quite sure why I even signed up. It's like fate itself chose us at random... But then again, lazing about in the Void's not my style, either.
...What do you think, K-Man?
...
...Man of a few words, eh? Alright, 's cool. ...What about you, Roy-
...Uh, Royalty Man? What are you doing?
I am sharpening my blade to its peak potency.
...May we ask why?
Simple.
I aim to make it as sharp as my patience is thin for Sir Gemini to uphold his promise to us.
...
...Why are we hanging around with one of Bt Ghost's* odd robots, anyways?
Eh, I dunno. The other guys that were dragged into the tournament with us just kinda upped and left, anyways.
But, ah, whatever; Ol' PG has it coming to him for a long time, anyways.
... (That might work. Though, I do worry about where we'd find such technology...)
What if we used one of those Copy Essences? Like the one with the Mini ability*?
... (I'm unsure how that would work...but then again, the ship did adjust to the Love-Love Stick in its Reactor rather easily.)
Given this isn't the first, or even second time the Halberd has been able to adjust to a foreign power source, I suppose it's not out of the question. In fact, the first time did involve a machine capable of inheriting Copy Abilities†, which may actually increase our chances.
Well, we won't know if we don't try!
I'm surprised that actually worked!
So this is the project the previous doctor was working on?
Seems, *yawn*, seems that way.
Based on the files, it seems to be almost done. Strangely enough, it seems that the last doctor stopped working on it yet kept making logs.
Uh...guys?
Yeah?
I...I just want to thank you for letting me help out and for now spilling my secret.
Truth be told...I had my doubts that you could help all that much, but you're knowledge of today's technology certainly came in handy.
You guys think I can become a doctor too?
What's that?
Oh. That's the analysis on what parts we mostly need. Shouldn't be all that much parts.
How do you scroll down again?
Well you simply...
...Hah! So this was that ol' power up you were talking about? Geez, you weren't kidding! I feel stronger than ever!
Same here... perhaps it's time we put this power to good use.
Oh, man. I think I'm coming down with a Deja vu overload.
WAKA-WAKA (You're telling me.)
Aaaagh!
Hahah! Right now, you're nothing but a pathetic little shrimp to me!
Yeah! It's time to teach you a lesson!
Waaaaaah...
Wario! Surely you don't mean...
Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh...
WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA. (Really? That technique? But I thought you needed a Smash Ball to tap into that kind of power necessary!)
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH...
(So this is the transformation Somari was referring to earlier... I knew what to expect from what was told of it, but this...)
...U-uh oh! We might be in trouble!
Perhaps we should've taken out that Wario guy sooner...
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
. . .
WHAT WAS THAT!?
I, uh... I guess I forgot how to go Wario-Man.
U-Ugh!
Sloppy.
Not to worry... You won't even need Wario-Man! For there's already a superhero on the scene!
And who am I, you ask? Oh, nobody special... Just a hero who stands for freedom for everyone! The storm who shakes down all who are evil and wrongdoing!




...Never have I felt such a random yet familiar blinding rush of ruthless contempt for someone.
Hahah! And you think you guys could take us on the way we are now?
Bring it on!

...
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW?
Wahahah! You know, I almost prefer him this way. A lot less... sanctimonious.
But...
I myself have never been one for fakes and copy-cats myself, anyway.*
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