You're a
ing IDIOT. What kind of narcissistic
in'- I've been operating some functioning threads for 5 months and actively avoiding conflict with you most of the time! I LITERALLY HAD YOU KILLED WHEN YOU THREATENED TO KILL ONE OF US REAPERS. Ugh, Shaggy's sake, you reek of predictable unoriginality. If I knew you would come back, I honestly should've expected you to steal a body of a literal copy of MKII. Go on, if you're going to be like MKII, go to space prison and get yourself his
ing autograph, for Mew's sake!
I am not- ...I am going to- ...You-
...Are you seriously berating me with a
ing reference that most likely only ONE other person's going to get!? I threatened to KILL you lot before! I've used MKII himself as a pawn so I could make a bet on one of your lives! Why are you treating me like a second-rate character!?
You ARE, Jazz. You were never MEANT to be anything more than that. You were created because I wanted to have some kind of competition-centered character for those overrated tournament threads. Those threads are long since dead, so you aren't even useful for THAT. And then along came an even BETTER attempt at a Wily-Proto equivalent, rendering you COMPLETELY obsolete! The only reason you were EVER even relevant again to begin with is only, And I really do mean only, because I felt like it'd be NEAT for Ninja Ghost to have his very own Copy Robot! And you know what? That doesn't make you an important character at all. You, for all that it's worth, are considerable as nothing more than a secondary character, at BEST. That's the ONLY reason you were ever brought back- You are nothing more than reused scrap. You think I brought you back again, simply because you were a SUPER important villain? YOU'RE A LOSER, JAZZ. I only brought you back because MKII wanted to join RMMD, and I wanted to have a little fun. YOU'RE. JUST. A. CLONE. It's no wonder you just upped and stolen an MKII body. YOU'RE JUST AN UNORIGINAL HACK. Go on, plan your pathetic attempt at a revenge for all I care. Just stop pretending you don't just want to be important! You're dead, you idiot! A tree is working hard just to create air for you to pollute with your STENCH! Go lay down in a ditch and get lost, dummy! Holy
, I'm trying to run a roleplay here- I MAKE THE CONTENT, JAZZ. I ROLL THE DICE. I DEAL THE CARDS. THE GAME IS MINE.
NOW, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY RESTURAUNT.
...This is a space base. This isn't a resturaunt, nor is it yours. ...But, FINE. I'll be back...
Well, that was a bit mean.
Hey, what works, works. Speaking of, why are you still here, "yang"?
Here's a better question though. What are we going to do about the infestation of clones? They have no real ringleader anymore, and it's pretty hard to imagine civilized duplicates of MKII living peacefully.
First off, I don't think I'd let "trying to be someone" slide as an excuse to kill us. And, either way, he's beyond the point of help at this point. Second off-
...The...
WHAT!?
...Well, then. It appears Worship has finally been dealt with. ...If he was still around, I'd tell him thanks for stealing my thunder. ...Now I've waited too long and don't feel like dealing with Beta Shadow just yet... Like spending too long in a comfortable bed and not wanting to get off.
...But. ...The time will come... The time will come...
Perhaps we can take that problem off your hands? These clones has a piece of technology that we believe may of belonged to our creators.
Waiting for pairing...
Sure. I... don't see why not.
(THIS ISN'T OVER, YOU ALL! I'M STILL ALIVE! AND I-)
Look, if there's so much wrong with everything, why don't you tell me what's wrong so I can fix it?
(....Alright, fine.This is probably where my saga ends anyway. Besides, it seems like the focus is on that Smack Jeeves Beta now.)
Oh, we are totally calling him that. (Undoubtedly.)
Yes. I suppose that he-
YOU.
I've been looking for you scoundrels ALL DAY! You STOLE the Gangplank Galactic from me! I demand that you give it back to me at once, you thieving hooligans!
Sounds a little ironic, coming from you.
Do not patronize me right now, Shadow. I am ONLY here for my ship.
Finally...I've been sitting around in Snake Land for nearly three months, it's about time I get to do something again!
No one knows what you're talking about. No Gangplank Gothclub was stolen, and if you're looking for it, this isn't the place.
(I don't really think this is any anything right now. The impact of that new guy's grand entrance destroyed everything. Thanks a lot for that, by the way.)
(Wait, where'd he even come from? if we really were in space, then that shouldn't have been possible.) (Okay, your first mistake was trying to apply logic to that scenario. Point is, Fatso's looking for the Gangplank Garlicgaff, and it's been taken. Likely by SJB.)
...
...Does he even realize that I wasn't talking to or about him?
I'd place an @, but I didn't feel it would be necessary.
Anyways, YOU. Tepid Man, was it? I want my ship back.
....Is something wrong?
...No. And that's the problem.
Wh-
Long story short, apparently you-know-who is now detained and an official inmate of some space prison. So, we win.
You think that would satisfy you since it means we win in the end? Right?
Wrong. It means I can't put anymore plans to good use. He was supposed to be MY enemy to humiliate. He was supposed to be the Wile. E. Coyote to MY Roadrunner as I constantly plan around him. But that dynamic is now... gone.
On the other hand, the knowledge of him being reduced to utter ridicule is soothing.
(I will shoot everyone from that area first, detonate that wall... then eradicate any guards standing on the outside afterwards.)
...How's this for a deal... You give me my ship, and in return... You won't have to instead fork over the $500,000,000 that would be needed to build a NEW ship. You know, since wood that can support the use of technology is VERY expensive.
You couldn't just. You know. Use metal?
I'm a croc with standards, Shadow. You wouldn't understand, given how you consider your "magnum opus" to be a comic book about two Mega Man rip-offs having extremely basic adventures.
You? Have standards? Forgive me if I find that incredibly hard to believe.
Hmph. ...So, what will it be, Tepid? The ship? Or the cash?
I'm sorry, can't a guy do a dyna-mic entrance without SOMEone whining about collateral damage, Walter?!
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