...Do you... Not... Remember me?
...Wait, have we even properly met? I mean, I know Beta Z said you came from his universe, not mine, and I believe it was MegaBoy who defeated you and all*, but-
I am getting off-track, aren't I? Look... Beta Shadow has been hiding something from me. Some kind of "special ability" to see things that aren't there, referencing things I don't quite understand, like what he means by "plotlines" and "characters"...
...And it's not just him, either. Bt Ghost, Ninja Phantom, our Z-counterparts... I'm tired of being kept out of the loop. And I've heard from Beta Z that you might know something about it.
So, tell me... What do you know about this "4th Wall" I've been hearing so much about?
Silly Beta, that would require me breaking your mind and causing you to slowly go insane and feel as though your actions don't mean a thing! Plus, it would probably make me indirectly responsible for ANOTHER massive threat like that Regulus guy!
Still can't believe he managed to get past my Max Guard when he blow up the world, by the way. That's some G-Max Urshifu level stuff right there.
Either way, I ain't turning you into another Jazz or Missingno or whatever.
tl:dr, don't care if you want the truth, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Only detail I'm telling you in on is that I used to bash people with it a lot!
So you're an absolute waste of time. Gee, thanks.
Speaking of wasted time, yours have been, too, what with all this preparation; I don't think Beta Shadow's going to be fighting you anytime soon... Or ever.
...Well, see you on Christmas, I guess. Word on the street is, you tend to go rather nuts during that time of year.
Enough! You cannot evade the lapse of destruction. It is time you per--
...Huh. I thought something much worse would--
Well, there you have it.
Let this be the very first calling in a long line of bloodshed!
Oh, this ain't good...
*Pant* *Pant* How presumptuous of you to ever believe you stood a chance against the Ran Ran Roo.
...
I must say, the end result of this battle was quite satisfying. You could even say... I'm lovin' it.
...
Pepsiman. Stand down. It seems there will not be a need for backup aftera--
....
...Not to sound presumptuous, but could it be so that there is a possibility the hopelessness of life on your faces is nonchalance instead?
!
...They're just bored, is all.
A-are.. Are you going to punch me now?
Oh, boy, a lot.
Enough! You cannot evade the lapse of destruction. It is time you per--
...Huh. I thought something much worse would--
Well, there you have it.
Let this be the very first calling in a long line of bloodshed!
Oh, this ain't good...
*Pant* *Pant* How presumptuous of you to ever believe you stood a chance against the Ran Ran Roo.
...
I must say, the end result of this battle was quite satisfying. You could even say... I'm lovin' it.
...
Pepsiman. Stand down. It seems there will not be a need for backup aftera--
....
...Not to sound presumptuous, but could it be so that there is a possibility the hopelessness of life on your faces is nonchalance instead?
!
...They're just bored, is all.
A-are.. Are you going to punch me now?
Oh, boy, a lot.
No!
I can see it in your eyes. You hold yourself accountable for your inability to stop myself, as you rightfully should. Worry not, however. For soon you all shall join the many new lost souls in the after--
...Intriguing.
Your god has spoken. Cherish your city. Your surroundings. Your family. When the proper time comes, I shall tear away everything you know from your very eyes... as they, along with you, await judgement in the afterlife.
...
So did we win?
Well, much worse could've happened--




Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
You heard the text. You weren't there when it began, so you're not part of the conflict anymore.
Also, normally I wouldn't do a favor such as this, but seeing how you failed to notice...
I'll let you decide whether you want to put it back on and keep living or actually die from this now that you know it happened.
Our commander and that grey matter thing want to speak with everyone on the Halberd. They say they've figured out how to solve this crisis.
Excuse me, the finals have just now ended, correct?
I'll take that as a yes.
Now then, let me take a look at the winner.
May I get your name?
I am Dr. Walnut. Who might you be?
I'm the stand-in for Commander Air. He was going to attend and give the position to the winner, but he told me he was "sick" and wanted me to go in his steed. In any case, could you stand in the center of the arena?
Oh, and you too.
Me?
Well you are a finalist, right?
Well yes but-
First off, congratulations on your victory Dr. Walnut. I imagine it was a harrowing couple of rounds against some of the toughest foes this universe has to offer.
Even though save for the last one, they were just toasters with guns, sure, why not?
It's because of this that I'm offering you the position as the leader of the Science Division. Make you take it with pride.
And as for you...small blond girl. Though you lost, I doubt that your fights weren't any less exciting.
Even though save for the last one, they were just toasters with guns, sure, why not?
That's why I've decided both finalists are coming with her as his assistant.
What?
But she's-
No no. No buts. The way I see it is that having two excellent doctors means that work would be done even quicker.
Well actually I have a friend that's also coming with me; Dr. Emon.
Even better! Now three doctors can create a machine capable of fighting me-er...fighting those that oppose the UKR. Yeah...
With all due respect, I don't think Commander Air will let you-
Nonsense. This UKR said to be wealthy, right? Then it's more than able to pay for two-er...three salaries. Besides, Air said himself that I was to be charge of this...operation as he put it.
Yes sir he did. But if you would just listen for a secon-
Sorry. I've already decided.
Everyone ready?
A real shame we didn't get the chance to meet that MKII fellow that was broadcasted everywhere. No matter, next stop, the Gobi Desert!
...very well. What do they have to say?
9,800 Zenny?!
What's that look for? It's the most intense sunscreen around, and it doesn't wear off; it's a reasonable price.
If I wanted to pay nearly 10k Zenny for something that keeps people from almost dying, I'd expect it to be treated like an essential and not a luxu-
...
Don't worry, it's not that much of the yellow prize things†.
Thank you for your purchase, have a wonderful day.
ARE YOU SERIOUS!? Have you all learned NOTHING!?
Missingno. Don't be so quick to assume.
...I'll let this meeting occur... But if it ends up as yet another trap, intended to lure us into a false sense of resolving this peacefully, know that we shall not help you. I'm sure you'd understand, seeing the obvious reason why we don't want to go anywhere NEAR any form of Grey Matter that isn't Bladesmatter.
I fully understand. In fact, I was more prepared to shut them down out of the expectation that they were, indeed, hostile.
If anything they say falls out of reasonable negotiation, we are returning to Mighty's original plan immediately.
Don't worry, even if they say they'll completely leave this world I'll check every atom individually to make sure they weren't lying.
With guns.
.Hello
.Until now, we have lead you into a false sense of security, making you believe that all encounters with us will be...winnable
.What you've just witnessed is when you have drawn our full attention
.The gloves have come off .But...they can be put back on
What?
...We will leave
.If you can answer one,simple,question
?What does it mean to exist
No. Heel. Drop.
Boss? I...I thought-
Biocut? I thought you would never show up!
That's twice now you failed to show up at a raid.
I...I...
I thought you all died! Why didn't you pick up on the scanners?
We had to remove the locator chips to avoid getting picked up by the security. It was a last minute thought really.
So those piles of junk...
What piles?
You mean at the secret tunnel that no one is supposed to know about?
Yeah! Why didn't I think of checking for more than just tags-
Oh.
So how many of them are there?
Huh?
The UKR! They're swarming all around the place, right?
I think they're all gone. At least from the rooms we entered.
In that case let's head back to grab supplies. Hey purple weasel thing.
You ever need us, just call us. Weapons, potions, you name it, we'll provide it. We owe you a debt after all for what's basically you checking to see if the air's toxic to organic. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that a radiation leakage is in this area. If you need an escort out of here, we can pr-.
*gurgle*
Oh yeah. Him. Weasel, this is the Beast of Bio Star, or Bob for short. We would of gone for Bobs, but who name their children Bobs?
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