So then I kinda lost ideas, because at that time everything took place in the so-called Void, yeah? So then as he's running through and the banner of the page falls down on him, so he like backflips away, dodging it. When he takes a look at it to try and figure out what it is he's like "Whaaaaaat?"
That sounds stupid.
What do you mean "sounds"? Anyway, what happened next is--
...I thought I told you not to force me into ordering things while I'm asleep.
No, I'm relatively sure that this isn't my doing.
...Then who is it? I swear, if I'm asked if my refrigerator is running...
Hey there, Walt! How're you doing?
Listen. I've heard that you wanted to keep MKII alive. Some sort of punishment thing or power move over him or something. And as a Reaper, I understand. There's always a place for villains in the story, for morality reasons or otherwise. That's all fine and dandy. But I'm just calling to let you know...
...I will only abide to this under the condition that he keeps out of my business. The moment he takes a single foot in the affairs of me or my characters... There will be no quarter for the Wily Omega.
...Thanks for understanding. Later!
I don't see why he-- or now any iteration of him-- would ever be there, but sure.
What happened next?
Oh. Well, that's the bad news...
*why* *are* *you* *so* *hard* *to* *kill*
I find great distaste with being dead.
Ha! Checkmate, jackass. Without that shield, you're not going anywh--
...Kill me.
I plan to.
Got 'em, boss!
Eugh!
Time for round two, Red Mist!
Enough! You cannot evade the lapse of destruction. It is time you per--
Fine. I'm Vangus. Now I'll ask you once more reaper, who are you?
I'm an idiot who you don't want to piss off. What do you want?
So your the reaper named "an idiot who you don't want to piss off?" That's...oddly specific. In any case, I simply wanted to waste your time.
And there!
Every time you try to save this planet, another falls. It's all futile. Quit wasting your time and save something worth saving.
Congratulations! You did the one thing I told you not to! You get a prize!
It- it's death. The prize is death.
Like I said. Futile. I can play this game all day while the Grey Matter infects other planets. It's your call.
Sorry, but you're both wrong. Nothing in the entire Omniverse is worth saving.
At the end of the day, everything that is created dies. No exception... Not you. Not Kilroy. Not MKII. Not even myself.
...But likewise, those who die are also reborn, one way or another. That is the cycle of Creation and Destruction... The TRUE purpose of all living creatures.
...But at the end of the day, there is no truth, either. After all, truth is just an opinion the universe planted in your mind to MAKE you believe it's true.
I object to that last part. Not the truth thing, but the idea of a cycle. Do you remember Morcery? Or Dark Man? Or Commander Panda? Or X7? No. No you don't. And you know that is?
Their creators have abandoned either them or this place. There is only one end. One definite end. All will return to nothing when the creators deem it so.
...I see.
That must include you, too, then.
...You know, despite everything... I really do hope he succeeds.
But only because this arc has lasted way longer than it probably should.
...And just what do you mean by "your characters"?
BAH!
...Who let you in this room?
You give us a lot of free reign as your closest "friends"... Of which I'm sure there's a particular reason why you hold us in such high regard.
Touché. So, I'm guessing you're still playing Sleuth? You've certainly been doing it a lot recently.
I know you're hiding something. Every time there is a joke or something that I do not understand, you always pass it off as "nothing important", and "I don't need to know".
Because it isn't important, and you really don't need to know. Shouldn't, even.
You can tell me that all you'd like, but I'm not going to stop investigating; Our entire world was destroyed, and yet we don't hold you accountable for it. But I feel like the three of us at least deserves to know.
You really don't. Not in the sense in that I don't believe you deserve something for the loss of your world; There are just some secrets that should not be known, for the sake of your own sanity.
If those Z guys are capable of staying sane knowing it, then so should we.
I'm sure if you ask them, they'd say they only kept their sanity out of sheer luck alone. You or the others may not have that luxury. Especially Sergeant, seeing how something's making BOTH of them more... Well. Pridefully aggressive recently.
...You know what? Fine. If you won't tell me... I'll just have to ask someone who just might will.
Someone who would... Tell him...?
...Oh, don't tell me he's gone off to try and talk to-
...Someone like you just sticks out on my radar, you know. There's no point in hiding anywhere...
...Rotom.
Beta Reaper!
Wha- YOU'RE not Reaper! You're just some guy who looks like him before he went Super Saiyan!
...Look, just tell me why you've come here. Obviously you didn't reach the top of Joyous Tower just to play a game of checkers.
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