Question. Even if by off chance you managed to defy the odds and get your revenge, how do you plan on retrieving the Chaos Heart? You don't know where it is or where it could be, you don't know who could have it, and I'm 99% sure you don't know how you got here. Every time you choose to attack you are committing to the choice of making yourself look stupider and stupider.
So guess what? I'm going to give you the choice you don't deserve. Either tell me in full detail why you want and deserve it, or hit me and rid yourself of any chance of possibly seeing it ever again.
Ain't it obvious? It's so we can send more and more worlds into the void, thus making it not a big mass of nothingness, DUH! Plus, Tachyos saw it first, not you, therefore, we got dibs on it!
Also, you REALLY think I didn't arm this bad boy with any defensive abilities whatsoever? THINK AGAIN!
*You ain't gon' do shit.mp4*
(Well, so far the GLSF More Gun and that guy are probably squaring off by now. Meanwhile, on the side of the board literally NOBODY was paying attention to, my little Chaos Heart Radar just picked up a trace of the Chaos Heart in that building over there! I KNEW trying not to fight him head-on was a great idea! Plus, if that guy tries to go after me, he risks letting the More Gun shoot the crap out of everything! Genius, Tachyos!
GREETINGS. APOLOGIES, MAVERICK HUNTER HQ CANNOT BE CONTACTED AS OF RIGHT NOW, FOR BETA SHADOW IS CURRENTLY... PREOCCUPIED.*
NO FURTHER CALLING IS REQUIRED, HOWEVER, FOR THE SITUATION HAS BEEN RESOLVED.
HAVE YOURSELF A NICE DAY.
...That's pointless. I'm not going to warp you. In fact, that was the furthest thing from my mind.
I'm going to ban you. Adios.
Too bad for Tachyos, by the way. I actually never got rid of the Chaos Heart. That doesn't mean I have it, by the way, I don't; The real me does.
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Well, well. If it isn't Singularity's little speed demon...
...Tell me; To what do I owe the displeasure for this intrusion?
THAT'S IT, EVERYBODY DIES!!
So this guy thinks he can just defy the laws of barriers and just straight up bull
his way past EVERYTHING EVER!? That's cool, I'LL JUST BLOW UP EVERYONE HE CARES ABOUT TILL HE WILLINGLY GIVES US THE CHAOS HEART WITHOUT TRYING TO PULL ONE OVER ON US! Waste of MY
ing Monday!
Telum, calm down! What's gotten into yo-
*slugs Xiphos in the face* NO YELLING IN THE BUS!!!
Hello yes I believe you have something that belongs to me; now fork over the Chaos Heart or I'm gonna-
Waaiiiit a second, THAT'S not a Chaos Heart! It's just a bubblegum-flavored Chaos Emerald!
...I see. You must've traced down this thing, then...
...Well, then. Clearly this jewel not anything like that you seek. Sorry to have wasted your time.
...Is what I would say, except not only have you wasted my time, but now you have forcibly revealed my location. So, now, I'll have to relocate, lest the foolish heroes come marching in here. Because clearly no evil base is free from intrusion as long as it is known.
...So, I'm afraid you'll have to be punished.
...There. I removed your speed. That should be fitting enough. Run along now.
Whoops... Was that too soon?
Oh please, trying to DIRECTLY control my abilities in fast-ism? Yeah, right! That ain't gonna work, even if Hecc freezes over!
Good to know; Because the same goes for giving you this Phantom Ruby. And do you want know why?
...I'm sure you are aware of Regulus... His presence has forced me to MERGE with my goodie two-shoes counterpart, as well as 7 of his other alternate selves... And in return, I was given the a-ok from both Cranky and Matt to KEEP the Phantom Ruby.
...NOW do you understand? If I give you this Ruby, I'd have basically chosen to try and save the world... For NOTHING. And if there is one thing villains like me HATE, it's being the HERO. So, the only way you'll EVER get this Phantom Ruby off my hands...
...Is when the entire Omniverse crumbles into NOTHING.
...Also, I've made it to where the Phantom Ruby is linked to me and me alone, so you wouldn't be able to use it, anyways. Don't ask how; When you're as evil as me, there's no limit to what you can accomplish.
Oh, and by the way, I'm considering a name change; I grow tired of being compared to that red-head psychopath. Any suggestions before you are forcibly removed from my presence?
...Also, for the record, I am aware that it was not aimed for Little Papa Beta's. Pi Android is programmed to protect the plot. So that's what it did.
...Listen. I don't care about your stupid goals, your stupid ship, or your stupid "Chaos Heart"- Which, honestly, should probably be given a different name since it's already been taken by an already-existing Mario series object. I will gladly step aside and let you do your thing... Under one condition.
Stay the hell out of other peoples' plots. You have no place in them. Fire somewhere that isn't already preoccupied. THEN you might be able to receive the conflict you are clearly searching for. Just keep your metaphorical noses out of places they don't belong... Because trust me. Among the few of us who act as Plot Police, there are sure to be people less eager to give you any quarter.
Hold on tight you two.
Where's the key...
We can't stay here! That ice will freeze this planet over!
A name...ah! You can call me Pea! I say that because if I find my body, then I would be called Peabody! Get it? Pea-body
In all seriousness, you can call me Scaraten.
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