Boshi! (Woah! How'd you even get something like that!?)
Yeh! Waluigi da winner!
WAKA-WAKA. (...Huh.)
I knew we were forgetting someone!
Hah! Talk about a score! This stuff'll make a mint!
Maybe we should be more careful who's stuff we track down. These two are probably the type of guys who'll never let a grudge die down.
And? It's not like they'll know where to find us!
But why'd ya leave a note telling them who we are, boss?
I'll tell you why! Because the Babylon Rogues don't back down from a race or a fight! Speaking of racing, it's time to beat it out of here, already!
Well, good to see you guys finally catching up, but aren't we forgetting something here?
I don't know, why don't you tell us, Sli-
Err, I mean... Yeah, I guess we are forgetting something... But, uh, for the few of us who aren't exactly aware of what's going on, why don't you explain it?
...Right...
...Anyways, unless I'm missing something here, I'm pretty sure we still have to take down that Ludwig guy.
And just so we don't break into some big argument over who's group gets to take him, I'd say we all head over and take him down.
Yeah, sounds 'bout right. As I said, Luigi decided he didn't have the energy to continue the 'venture, so I'm basically without a group of my own. So, all-in-all, I guess this works.
...
Ok, am I the only one who's noticing something strange about Mario right now? More specifically, the way he speaks and acts?
Now that you-a-mentioned it, his-a-mannerisms seem a little...-a-off.
No-a-kidding. Did he-a-hit his head or-a-something? Shadwari's-a-dealt with something along-a-the lines of memory-a-loss himself.
I wouldn't call this something like that. He seems... different.
I dunno what you guys are muttering about! It only seems to me like he's finally got off his high horse in the face of a true hero!
Enough.
It's disappointing you know. I was born from your bonding with a Jameba Heart* and took what I consider your more admirable aspects. Out of these was the pride in your own strength. No special blades, no friends, just pure power and skill. When I was defeated by you and the others, I trained night and day to match and surpass you. You though?
You've only grown weak Father**.
Hello comrades? Could you give me a hand here?
Look! If you guys are just gonna spend all day whispering to each other, I guess I'll have to kick this Ludvig guy's can myself! Then everyone will finally realize just how much more righteous I am then some red & blue do-gooder wimp!
Huh?
What the--!?
Just a moment! I'm sure this is just someone calling to give me my Nobel Pri--
D'oh! Of all of the rotten luck in the world, why ME!? I know just who to blame for this...
Me!? What'd Waluigi do!?
Don't play dumb, you surly simpleton! You obviously gave someone the info they needed to break-in!
If anyone's to blame, it's Wario! Your gloating probably gave some rotten weasel the bright idea to plunder our goods!
You think so!?
I KNOW so!!
Wahahahahah! Ahhahahah!
Nyehahahahahaah! Wahahah! Oh, that's just too good!
Those morons! What'd they take us for, some kinda amateurs!? A REAL investor would keep a GPS nanotech tracker in case of such an event!
Those idiots are gonna regret ever trying to mess with us!
Now, then, what was it you were saying? Something 'bout solving who caused this?
Ow. Thank you. I would of escaped sooner but...
I have nobody to help me out.
Great, that's fine. If you lot want to worry about a bunch of stolen treasures or something, then go ahead, whatever. But as much as greedy lot like you would think otherwise, there is more at stake here than money.
As for whatever happened with Jumpman, we'll confront that later. Right now, there are bigger fish to fry.
Whaddya mean whatever happened with me? I'm just fi-
LATER. Now, if anyone wants to help double-trouble over there, then go with them. But if any of you wants to deal with the IMPORTANT battle, then let's head off to Toad Town.
...Hey, boss! We found this strange-looking bird running around our territory for some reason!
We tried to make them tell us why they came here, but it doesn't speak a lick of any language I'd know!
See? Nothin' but some kind of strange bird sounds.
It's almost as if... It's mocking us, that's it! You're here to mock us Goombas, aren't you?
Yeah, I think you're right, Blue! I think this bird really is trying to mock us! So WHAT if we're so easily stompable, eh? Who are YOU to judge?
Yeah! I'd bet that YOUR species is constantly used as nothing more than training fodder!
What do we do with 'em, boss?
...So, you wish to make a mockery of us Goombas, hm...? Well, then... For this act of rudeness- as well as trespassing upon our territory-... Then, much like how our kind is stomped on by the boots of the Plumbers...
...You, too, shall be stomped by the mighty King of the Goombas!



...So, you wish to defend this perpetrator, hm? Fine, then... You shall ALL be flattened under my boot!
Whaddya mean, greedy!? I'll have you know I'm the most righteous and charitable person you could ever hope to lay eyes upon!!
But if it shuts your stupid bug-spraying mug up, fine! We'll show this Ludvig von Koopa guy just how much trouble he's put himself in!
When we're done cleaning this kooky koopa kid's clock, I expect a golden medal and cake in my honor! And a little something extra, too...
Uh...
I-a-think Stanley has-a-point. The sooner we take-a-care of Ludvig, the-a-sooner we can-a-put a stop to-a-Wart.
WAKA-WAKA. (Who?)
We'll-a-fill you in-a-later. For now, let's-a-just get a move-a-on.
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