Hey, are ya off to deal with the source of this SQUAWK too?
Mighty | HP 50 000 000/50 000 000 | Level Yes | Attack 9 999 999 | Defense 11 235 813 | Speed 10 000 000
Yup! What will all the clones running around shooting everything in sight, everything is getting a bit chaotic, so I figured it would be best to deal with the perpetrator themselves!
It would have to be someone who at the very least knows him... I wonder who?
No clue. I should probably speed up a bit, though.
Mighty | HP 50 000 000/50 000 000 | Level Yes | Attack 9 999 999 | Defense 11 235 813 | Speed 10 000 000
Right. Let's find the nest of MKIIs and break those eggs before they hatch!
...Never say anything like that ever again.
...Uh, guys... If my 4th Wall-sensitive eyes aren't tricking me... I think someone has beaten us to the punch.
Huh? What do you-
...
...Oh, for Shaggy's sake...
You know... I don't think I exactly understand your motive. Why are you so bent on destroying everything? Because life is a plague?
Instead of going through all this trouble to destroy the universes you believe to be "wrong"... You can just avoid all of it, plain and simple, by ending your OWN life. After all, you won't be seeing any more of it once you're gone... I should know...
...I have seen what comes after death myself. And it won't matter who or what you are... "Good" or "Evil". Weak or Strong. Human or Robot. Mortal or Reaper... When you die, it doesn't matter. Because, when you die... There. Is. N O T H I N G .
...Have we met? I'm positive I know you from somewhere.
Anyway, it's good that you know what comes after death, because you can expect a second trip there once I'm done with you! Get him!
We're almost there! Maybe we'll be able to stop everything in time!
Are you behind this?
Yup, Kbye.
Crimson? Is that you? Boy, have you let yourself go.
I haven't prepared a witty comment, sorry. Die.
Mighty | HP 50 000 000/50 000 000 | Level Yes | Attack 9 999 999 | Defense 11 235 813 | Speed 10 000 000
Oh, I wouldn't fight me if I were you... Not when I have brought a little friend with me that I'm sure you're familiar with.
From what I understand, he cannot live if you aren't around... And, considering how these things usually go, I don't think you'll be able to survive without him. Make no mistake. One false move... And I will crush his pathetic little head in.
Excuse me for a moment.
Now. Are you... threatening me? with that?
Adorable... You realize our co-existences are not mutually necessary, right? go ahead.. I insist. In fact...
...I DEMAND it.
For far too long I have been repressed in that miserable shell. Making wrong choices left at right, squandering his potential to create. I'm never going back to Walter again. So here is what will happen.
I am giving you all ONE turn to say your goodbyes. After that? I'm destroying everything myself. Walter dies. The earth dies. The galaxy dies, and the FIRST of all doomed universes dies- along with the others, too.
...I suppose that means that my little trick won't actually work, and that you can, in fact, survive without him. Why am I not surprised.
...I suppose I'll have to go with Plan B then.
...
...Will of the Rotten.
...I'll be honest. I didn't expect to reveal this fact so suddenly... But it appears you have forced me to be without a choice.
You see... I have lied about what comes after death. If you have a strong enough of a will... You can turn into a ghost. ...But if you have just a slight amount of will below the required amount to become a ghost, you get to keep one thing when you die... And you become alone with them for all of eternity. Your thoughts.
...So, since the moment that ghost destroyed my I.C. Chip and left my severed body scattered across a universe unrelated to this thread... I've done the only thing I could do at the time. I thought.
I thought about my failures... Wondered how it was that I have failed... And then... I thought long and hard about what it was I was truly after.
Was it revenge? To prove a point? To prove... Myself? ...Was it all because I refuse to admit to being weak?
...And that's when it appeared. The small amount of power that remained from the Anti-Omni Meme.
It sensed my will to survive... To return. ...And it granted me the slight amount of will to live that I needed. The power I needed to cheat DEATH. ...And what's more... It gave me power. Power that grew, more and more stronger, the more negativity and destruction there is in the universe.
...I owe it all to you, honestly. Not only have you given me a brand new vessel to call my own... You releasing these MKII clones across the universe was EXACTLY what I needed to take one of them over in the first place... And much, much MORE.
...And, furthermore... being alive once more... Made me realize what I truly wanted all along. I never wanted revenge. I never wanted to simply prove a point...
...I wanted CONTROL. I have lived my entire life serving for two failures who fail to treat me as anything more than a simple TOOL. But now I will be the master. AND THE ENTIRE OMNIVERSE WILL BE MY TOOLBOX.
...Worry not. I will not return you to a life of serving that dimwit's wishes... For I have placed something INSIDE of Walter himself. A more modified version of the MKII Virus... One that increases the amount of the Experimental Virus that is within it... Tenfold. But even THAT pales in comparison to how much of the THIRD ingredient I added to it: Essence of the Anti-Omni Corruption. Enough to make even REAPERS bend to its will. MY will. And once I work on it a little more... Even Matt HIMSELF will be under my power.
...I hope both you and Walter had enjoyed your fair share of free will... Because you'll never enjoy it again.
Hmm-hm-ho!
As I have previously voiced, truly deliberate!
...
You might want to lay this shrieking off for a different time
It should not come as such an astound to you, MKII
The many scouting bots under the command of our organisation have been spectating you for decades.
We possess knowledge of every single ability in your "arsenal"
We are aware of the limitations of your "ultimate form"
Absolutely everything about you, we know
And it is not only you who is being stalked. We keep track of all of these pests who can easily get in the way of our plans
All of the information is going to me, to be utilized in my flawless plans
Which is why I, Amadeus, am truly unstoppable!
Beep-boop, welcome Sir. I ask you to follow me. Beep-boop
eh sur u sond like a decnt persona
Alright, hopefully that's the last of those moronic droids. Having to spam the Flame Tornado like that was just HELL.
Wait, what's THAT?
...Well, that's certainly weird. Hopefully that doesn't come back to bite us...
NO! I REFUSE TO BE STUCK IN HERE WITH THIS DIM WIiiiiiiiiiiii-
iiiiiiiiiwhatjusthappened? I have a very feint memory of being sealed inside this other guy while listening to this other person whine about control and meta fourth wall stuff like tha-
.....
Your wish is my command.
....
(How dare I be arrested like this. At the first conceivable opportunity I will reduce this place to rubble.)
Uh-oh spagghetioh!
First off, can I just say that I really like your outfit? It really brings out the... er... red!
And since now you have all the control you ever wanted you can live your life happily now and forget about vengeance and being forced to live multiple lives as a manipulated object, right?
Well, well, well. Look who made it, just in time.
Apologies, but I will say what I want, regardless of the thoughts of a pathetic disembodied voice who has literally no life other than describing everything we say or do.
Oh god... Walter...
That's right, Shadow. Your little friend serves ME. So much for getting rid of both me AND the Anti-Omni Meme for good, huh?
Jazz... I... I cannot believe this...
Believe it, Reaper. I will admit... Last time... I underestimated how weak my grip was around Sergeant. But I've learned now. And this time, NOBODY'S going to impale me with a shield. Or kill me in general, really.
Ah, but what else to thank than my new little concoction... I think I'll dub it... The Jazz Plague
I can't believe it... I honestly, truly cannot believe...
...That you could be so predictable.
Yes, indeed, I-
...Pardon?
Wow. I mean, wow. I really have to hand it to you. I didn't think sealing off Worship would be as easy as THAT. But do you really think I haven't planned for something like this?
...I will admit that, yes, YOU were not at all what I was expecting. It takes the truth to fool me, as they say... But the Anti-Omni Meme? Beta Devil? He was MY evil side. I know him. I know the way he thinks. He's as stubborn as a fucking mule. I was anticipating the Anti-Omni Meme's refusal to just die. I KNEW it would try to find a new vessel. I just was expecting you less since you were dead. You know what an easier option would be? Someone who was unconscious while everything was going on.
...That's why I've had a little something within Walt myself.
WHAT!?
Yep. I see your "Jazz Plague", and I raise you the double bird salute, followed by a healthy helping of some Ultra Instinct energy to use as a bit of a cleanser for the Anti-Omni Corruption... Though, that only seems to have merely devolved your plague into its predecessor. ...Fortunately, I think we happen to have something for that, too.
...Defteros. If you don't mind to do the honors. And act fast. Just as predictably, I doubt your counterpart would miss the opportunity to take Walter here for a spin the moment he notices.
Boop!
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....Wat.
He's back!
Oh. Right. This thing. I kinda already know what happened since Worship's memories are mine too now. Sorry about that.
Still very relieved that MKII's in space prison though. That means I don't have to monitor the globacidal maniac.
I. Hate. All of you!
So... what now?
Nah, no need to kill him. He'd just come back from the dead again, anyways, at this point. I think the best solution is to kindly tell him to
off.
YOU... I-
Ok, Jazz, let me stop you right there. As much as I would love to hear you blabber on about your blatant control complex, I truthfully, honestly don't.
In FACT, literally the only reason I've let you do this, is simply because Worship was a loose end that I wanted to have tied up. And, now it is tied up in a neat little bow. Thank you for your service. Now get lost, you MKII wannabe.
I... You... This isn't over. I-
See, here's the thing, Jazz... I'm running a thread! And time is, well, y'know- Every second I spend here listening to you babble on... I lose free time. So, finish your monologue in three sentences, OR GET OUT!
...Seriously? Do you honestly think you're going to remove me with your empty little words!? Well, newsflash, REAPER. I am not leaving that easily. I am TIRED of being pushed around. I will NOT accept being yet another PUPPET on your infinite number of strings. Mark my words, Reaper, I-
Shut. The.
. Up!
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