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I will not tolerate the same living pieces of trash attempting to gain a power that is not theirs to wield. You will never get your hands on the Chaos Heart while I draw breath.
...Yeah, that's the guy from earlier! Threatened Waluigi before kicking him out for no reason!
Really? I-a-went there, and nothing happened-a-to me.
Why not-a-just press charges?
There's no point. People like that'll never learn.
(Speaking of making a quick buck, wonder if the Estate is still fine. Oh, if I find a single stray hair in it...)
WAKA-WAKA. (Is this everyone, or are there still more people?)
(Yeah, actually. What about those other three guys from earlier?)
...
...So, that guy's been a jerk, eh? Maybe he's also one of Bowser's helpers...
I dunno... If he brought me and Stanley here (and I guess Pac-Man and this sheep guy, too), then it's unlikely he's working for Bowser...
...Actually, come to think of it, he doesn't seem like the kind of person to be mean to someone without reason... Maybe his actions towards Waluigi were part of some sort of misunderstanding?
...On the topic of things that actually matters... Jumpman, where's Luigi?
...Oh! You were talkin' to m- ErrImean... Woo-hoo! Its-a-me!
...*Ahem* So, anyways, Luigi... Got tired. So, he, uh... Went home. To rest. Yeah, that.
...Right...
...So, yeah. Where are those other three? Are they even gonna come back?
...
...Is everything alri-
All. Of you. Leave. My. Presence. NOW.
...It's fine... It's all fine...
...Ol' G&W isn't the only Flat Zoner in the world. There is an alternative. One that Walter can't POSSIBLY take away, because it's not within HIS jurisdiction.
That's a good question...Hmm...I'd imagine it would be more than Pop Star but not necessarily having the same set pieces of this Universe. For example, that cave my wielder was trapped in was called the Cave of Bravery. In the Parallel, it was a high-tech prison built on flat land. As such, it could very well be that it's a corrupted version of this dimension.
Hey, come check this out!
*bubble noise*
What do you suppose it is?
*gurgling*
Strange...it doesn't show our reflections, but that of a computer sc-
Did you see that? It moved! The cursor I mean.
*bubble noise*
It's moving again! What if this is the real world?
So close, yet so far... Still. Proof that this place does indeed exist.
Hmm...seems that the user's clicked on a document. Legacy: Head Count? Wonder what it's-
...That's me? What the *Insert REGGAE face here*. Er...sorry about that.
Is this...my user? If I can just hack this...it's not made of code. This mirror I mean. How can that be?
Null...I like that name. Still, what's a defender? Or a System for that matter.
...What? But it also says I'm Null. Everyone dies because of me? But...
No. That can't be right. Just because I come from a profile of the same name doesn't mean that I'm controlled by them. My code's far too broken for that.
*bubble pop noise*
And yet, these other entries...
It makes sense why their gone. Why I see where they are yet I can't bring them back here. It would also explain why I managed to break out of the game in the first place. And it would also explain-
*bubble pop noise*
Oh God. I really am a puppet.
Alright, another question... Would the inhabitants of this other world have inversed moralities? Or is it just "them but different"?
I guess it would be the second one. I haven't seen the likes of you before, only those that Kirby likely has encount-.
Ugh!
It's fairly obvious that you're the one lacking in numbers here.
You don't need to count for me to prove you wrong. My army is everything.
Well, it was nice catching up with you, Mr. Shadow Mewtwo, but we have a fight to-
...I thought I had it to where this body couldn't be replicated. Who is THIS dunce?
...
...Welp. I suppose the cat's out of the bag, now.
...Hello, there, everyone. It's been quite some time since we last "met", hasn't it?
You... You're that Dimension Mirror* variant of Beta Shadow, aren't you? Gamma Jewel, if I recall correctly... But, wait. I thought Kirby killed ALL the villains that spawned from the Dead Zone portals**!
Oh, you wish that was the case, don't you... But, unfortunately for you... I had an escape route.
That's right... Since Beta Shadow erased the original Dimension Mirror, I learned how to create my own. And with it, I was able to escape the fate of every other villain that escaped the Dead Zone or the Void.
...I thank you for answering my query, Bladesmatter... Or, Bladesmatter's sword, rather. ...But if there's even a slightest chance of there being another variant of Beta Shadow that is ALSO evil... I'm not going to miss out on that.
it! No!
...And what's your issue?
APOLOGIES, SUBJECT "Jazz +". BUT IT IS IN ACCORDANCE TO THE PLOT THAT YOU MUST REMAIN HERE IN THE FIGHT AGAINST PARALLEL META KNIGHT.
You know, "apologies" do not matter if you lack any sort of emotion. Also, Can't you see he's trying to make a team of evil versions of Beta Shadow?
THAT, TOO, IS PART OF THE PLOT.
And just WHY are you okay with this!?
I AM NOT PROGRAMMED TO HAVE ANY OPINIONS ON ANY MATTER. I AM BUILT TO UPHOLD THE WILL OF THE PLOT, AND NOTHING MORE, NOT UNLESS I AM ORDERED TO DO SO BY USER "Beta Shadow" OR CREATOR "Upsilon Narrator".
Urgh...
...So, the plan is simple. Recruit this other-dimension Beta Shadow. Recruit the purple Beta Devil. Revive Phi Doppelganger**. And profit.
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