...Moskau, Moskau, Billy Mays the handyman, post the list of thriller sand, ohohohoho, HEY! Moskau, Moskau, diamond stealing is so gross--
Dude, you're butchering the lyrics. Also, your singing kinda sucks.
Yeah, well it's either THIS, or NOTHING, buddy! And I ain't gonna just listen to a lack of sound on repeat!
Can it, you two! I think that's the guy's planet over there!
Well zen! Let's go reclaim us a Chaos Heart!
...And what brings you all here?
In essence, some fool who lives here decided to steal somezing from my good friend Ali Tachyos-
Wait, WHAT!? Where ze hell is Tachyos!?
Pretty sure he ditched us, my man.
Zis is BULL
! You can't just lead us here to take back something YOU LOST and zen BOOK IT!
Look man, just focus on taking back what's ours. We can go yell at him after we finish our mission.
You mean "raise our voices slightly at", right?
I didn't choose to have my room right next to Dr. Snoresmore, AKA Ali Pugilon, Telum.
-Anyway, since ze zief apparently lives here, we're going to break into his house and re-steal what's rightfully ours!
At last, I, Eltraw, evil dark half/alter-ego/twin brother/reincarnation of evil/ of Walter, shall enact my evil plan! Eviiiiiiil!
...I'm sorry, but no.
...Oh. A smidge anti-climatic, having this potential exchange end from a someone that supposedly isn't to participate in this arc, but what can you do.
...
...Hm. I believe you have mistaken me for Cranky, but regardless...
...Walter, (if you can hear me,) I know you want nothing to do with these folks. But playing games with them will not make them realize they can never beat you. You need to set an example of yourself, otherwise they will refuse to leave you be.
...I will not force you to listen to my suggestions on how to be a "Supreme Kai Grande", or whatever it was. But I feel that, considering what you are supposed to be guarding, you should be more selective about who you let into the Sacred Realm of the Kais from now on.
But again, no pressure. Do what you will.
To be fair, this is more me trying to appease my boredom than anything else. Meditation isn't the most exciting thing to do.
And besides-- I wouldn't have taken any chances with them if I wasn't confident that I had things under control.
I'm no coward. Kermit, Defteros, Proteus, even Singularity-- they arrived because I passed judgement on them so.And I could've easily revoked that any time I wanted.
But technically none of what you said bears any falsehood, so, tomato to-mah-to. I'm just going to go back to trying to beat Zone 4 Act 2 of Sonic Advance until I die of old age.
Hmm... (Weird...)
...So, there were other "experiments" with these HEX Adaptors than the six we were told of*... Figures.
So, what now? Should we find those Brash Crew guys and help them out?
...Hm, I don't think so... Something tells me Dyna Man's group already has it covered...
I think you are all missing the bigger picture here.
Something on your mind there, Shad?
It's clear that there have been attempts at creating these HEX Armors before the initial 6...
...But who's to say that Team Mecha can't make any more of them right now?
Wow! (Hold on a minute...)
Huh! (Huh! If I had to guess, this is probably some device that scans your DNA from through your retinas, and reacts accordingly (Don't ask how I know I know all this stuff, Okay!?). I don't think shapeshifters would have an easy time getting past this, though...)
Hnnnghhh...! (You have a go!)
GAH! What ze hell was ZAT!?
See, Xiphos!? THIS is why we need MORE GUN to take these guys on!
Sorry, but I'm putting a moratorium on zat FOREVER! Zere is NO AMOUNT OF GUN Zat can stop someone from being punched off ze planet, zere never HAS been, AND ZERE NEVER WILL BE, SO SHUT UP ABOUT ZAT!
PFFFFFTTTAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! You thought I meant that we needed a crapton of extra armaments!?
Zat's what "more gun" MEANS, you nitwit!
No, I ain't talking about my catchphrase, I'm talking about THIS baby RIGHT HERE!


Lemme be the first to welcome you aboard the GLSF More Gun!
You could've TOLD us you were bringing a secret weapon!
What, and ruin the surprise factor? Not gonna happen!
...What's the initials stand for though?
Gun Lord's Space Frigate! Now let's get this MOVING, people!
...I am going to die to this stage. It is going to kill me and I will be dead.
As BORING as it is watching you die to the same stupid level over and over may be, this might be the most of your problems.
Most? Isn't the proper term lea--
Huh. I see what you mean.
So you're just gonna kick them out, right?
....Nah. It's their Arc, isn't it? I'll give them their "Time to shine". But if they end up overdoing it and getting a little too raucous...
...Then they're getting the hell off my Dimension*.
...Well, Master Matt. It appears that they, like, didn't learn anything, dude. Should we do something about this?
...Hm, no. I believe we've meddled in Walter's affairs enough already. If he wishes to "satisfy his boredom", then we may as well let him...
...But if a slip-up of any kind causes him to lose the Chaos Heart- or, worse, the World Rings- then he alone is responsible for the consequences that occur from it.
...And next time, think TWICE before you decide to take over a location under the protection of the Freedom Fighters!
...This is the 5th Time we were evicted from a possible base of operations! Why is it that we just can't settle down anywhere!?
Don't ask me! I'm not the one who keeps failing to deal with any nosy nuisances!
...*Sigh* At this rate, we'll never even be able to START crafting a new plan to get rid of our worlds' Sonics!
I agree. We need to find some place to do our plotting, but where...?
Hmm? (You coming?)
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