Oh, no, no, no! That is the complete opposite of why we called.
For you see, my dear King Koopa, me and a few other associates have been looking to build a legion of like-minded villains of our own... who also want the world under our heels to conquer.
So we merely figured "What better way to establish dominion over those blasted goody-for-nothing menaces...
...Than to lend a helping hand to those with similar goals?"
So uh Ninten... What now]{n}
*bweep* (Meta Knight, this is going to sound insane, but trust me on this. I want you to fly around the mirror.)
...does this have to do with something that happened at Blackreach*?
... (...the short answer is yes.)
IT IS EVIDENT THAT THE COLD IS FAR FROM IDEAL.
Hmm... Interesting. It would be profitable to kill two birds with one stone...
However, I think it would be better to discuss our plans in person, for our safety.
I am well aware that there are... prying eyes out there.. who might take any chance they can get to intercept our calls.
Well, we-a-managed to beat them!
Yeah, but they ran off when they realized they were outmatched.
Well, MAYBE, if you guys had let me take care if it myself, we wouldn't be in this position!
Look, a-pal. Maybe, just-a-maybe, if you quit provoking-a-people and loosen up with-a-that ego, people wouldn't-a-mind being around-a--
Shhh. Did you guys hear that?
Hear what?
Ugh, that reeks!
(I-a-guess talking sense into him-a-really is a lost cause.)
You all do your thing! let Waluigi handle this!
Just... TAKE HIM DOWN, ALREADY!
...It seems we've got a villain in sight... Should we engage?
...Hm, nah. He's too close to Koopastine's base of operations. I think we're meant to keep out of the whole Bowser mini-arc.
...Ok...? ...Whatever that means...
And now, back to Stanley's redemption arc.

What's worse is that I was beaten by some golden-haired edgelord** while Tom was beaten by some blue guy with a bunch of boomerangs!*** What about you, Dastardly, where have YOU been?


And in the end, not a single one of you were able to achieve your purposes... Isn't that disappointing? Because, believe me... I know that feeling just as well as you all do.
Now, now. That's no way to treat a future ally, Dick.
Greetings, gentlemen. My name is Coda... And I believe I can help you with your "failure" troubles.
You mean... You can help us take down Beta Shadow, like Lord Heeta ordered?
Even better... I can help you all achieve your TRUE purposes.
Our... True purposes?
Indeed... Dick Dastardly, I can help you to overthrow that lazy Robbie Rotten, and become the TRUE God of all things Evil.
...Thomas the Cat, I can help you to FINALLY catch that Jerry Mouse you've been trying to trap all these years.
...And you, Stanley... I can help you become the hero you were always destined to become.
You... You think I can be a hero?
Why, Stanley. With my help... You can be the greatest hero the Mushroom Kingdom has ever seen. Praised by all. Loved by thousands... You could even convince them to lock away that villainous ape, Donkey Kong Sr.
Everything you all have ever wanted could be yours! And all you have to do... Is join me, and do EVERYTHING I tell you to.
Excellent...
Right this way, gentlemen.
...Oh, and just one more thing...
It is no secret that some of you who tend to, shall I say, "look beyond the wall" are rather prying... So I think it is best for both of us that you keep your damn mouths SHUT about this, as well as anything ELSE you happen to see or know about my plans... Lest you have a wish for a fate worse than death.
.... (Who the heck was that? Some kinda reptile monster?)
Incoming Slimes!
Why aren't you helping Stache like that one guy is?
What, like tell him where to go?
Exactly!
Well it's quite simple; this is a battle between two robots, not two doctors. If he's helping his bot, it's proof that I have the superior robot.
You mean friendship.
What?
Stache is willing to risk life and limb for you. And isn't that what friends do?
That's also what obedient robots do. Have you not noticed how Stache looks and acts towards me?
Clearly with love and kindness, right?
...
Now Geo, what did you wanted to show me?
Where did he go?
He has that much faith in his robot to where he's willing to leave early like this match is no big deal? That crosses the line!
Stache! Get that stupid pie off of your face using the sprinkler system up above, then start slamming him about like those balls he throws!
Now that the doctor's gone away...
Mad Jack can come out to play!
Gentlemen, I believe we know why we're gathered right now.
Actaully, no we don't. All I know is that Xiphos called me on my Handheld Fan while I was trying to sleep, then told me to "get ze hell over here".
That, and I wasn't listening over the sound of me commiting atrocious war crimes!
Yes, yes, we've already heard that "THESE GUNS" joke about a thousand times by now.
HEY! That is a BLATANT LIE! I've only told that joke a total of 823 times!
Alright zen, as you're no doubt aware, Ali Tachyos' mission was to retrieve ze Chaos Heart.
Wait, so you're saying he FINALLY got on that!? NICE!
Yes, but when ze Chaos Heart was found, some fool apparently stole it from Tachyos before ze latter could grab said Chaos Heart, and then skedaddled off with it.
Really? That sucks. So what's our gameplan?
Obviously, we gotta USE MORE G-
"More gun" is NOT a valid solution to every problem we come across! Besides, this guy's probably got some insane amount of power and could kick our
es easily if we try to rush him head-on! That's why we need a GAMEPLAN, remember!?
Well, I was able to steal U1 Aeon's Y E Z Z Y S easily, and he had a BFG zat could split tomlines! ...Still can't believe we're calling zem zat, zough. Good zing he's dead, by ze way.
U1 AEON IS DEAD!?
...Wait, seriously? Who killed U1 Aeon?
It was ME! Yes, I did it like ZIS!
WHOOP-DE-DO! What do you zink of ZAT?
Pretty cool! Anyway, here's MY idea...
Holy f
, zat might actually work!
You bet your
my plan's gonna work!
...What were you saying, anyway?
I was gonna suggest we kidnap his uncle, but whatever. If we're gonna do this, then let's get on it.
Right! Manly men, MOVE OUT!
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