Oh, great. Now you're on my account. I don't know what you're blabbing on about, but why don't you just get lost, you disembodied narrator voice.
Moronicule, I assume?
It has come to my attention that we both desire the same thing: The death of that so-called "God" we call Arceus.
Now, you have things to do. As do I. So, I'll make this quick: I wish for us to become allies, plain and simple. Sounds like a fair deal to me. What do you say?
Well...it took alot of effort and strategy, but we finally got the chest...
Well hey, at least we made it out, right?
Oh. Well then, lets see what we've got here.
...Hold up.
I've found it!
Well...it's worth alot of money anyways. I mean think about it. Do you know how much Rollexs are bound to cost in 21XX?
What about it? We've got something even better! Let's go!
Hostiles gone. New mission: Obtain artifact.
They may be fighting valiantly, but they can only face so many clones.
Yes, my creations, flood the world as you tear it apart bit by bit! Destroy everything! We will make our way towards the most forsaken threads in MMRPG (starting with this one of course)!
Huh?
DESTROY!!
De-what?
Honestly I don't even take pleasure in humbling you anymore. Now you're just being a disappointment.
You guys know what to do.
I just realized. This is the forum roleplay equivalent of Plants vs. Zombies.
Mighty | HP 50 000 000/50 000 000 | Level Yes | Attack 9 999 999 | Defense 11 235 813 | Speed 10 000 000
So no one told you life would end up this absur-
AAARRGH!
He's broke, he's such a joke, he smells like one huge tur-
AARRGH!
Looks like his life is stuck in second gea-
ARGH!
Where it'll never be his day, his week, his month, or even his y-
A-
Okay, let me just stop you right there. Over the course of your time spend here all you have accomplished is being
.......
Di-
....
I'll clone him for you! Because he's been such a bore~
Hmm-hm-ho!
How truly deliberate of me!
Now, it is Worship who I shall face next
Judging from this individual's behaviour, he favours short-ranged strikes.. I should keep a distance at all times when battling him
The clones should not be a bother, either..
Unfortunately for you, british person, you will find yourself with no luck containing me in my overdrive sta-
...ate.
NNRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGH - ✌︎︎■︎︎♑︎︎♏︎︎❒︎︎ ●︎︎♏︎︎❖︎︎♏︎︎●︎︎ ♓︎︎■︎︎♍︎︎❒︎︎♏︎︎♋︎︎⬧︎︎♏︎︎♎︎︎ ♌︎︎⍓︎︎ - AAAAAAAAAA
...I have the sudden feeling that MKII is being sent to space prison.
Eh, let him. Space prison is too good for him, to be completely honest.
...You know. I thought I would be happy that I'm wiping his smug
from the face of the Omniverse multiple times over.
...But after having sent the 5,691,345th iteration to die in the literal natural death of the universe- which, knowing this universe, there may as well be millions upon millions of unnatural universe deaths-...
...It's just not as much fun as it probably should be.
Maybe it's because they're mass-produced copies instead of the real deal?
...
...Nah. I don't think that's the reason.











I'm gonna go see where they're coming from. Maybe we can find the source.
Uh, sir? There seems to be an invasion going on here.
Point me in the direction. I'll deal with them myself.
You know, since he carries around that virus of his, I get how this maybe would've been scary, but not anymore. In fact, I don't even know if they're as strong as the real MKII. Wonder what he's up to.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Well. I guess my work here is do-
Hmm.
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