...I suppose this is a "no" for my offer, then?
...Very well. I suppose this was very well expected...
...Mankind only ever cares about themselves, after all.
...This lot has wasted my time. As such, I shall assist you in taking them down... But know this. Once it is all said and done...
...I shall return to my original plot to destroy all of your kind.
...Don't worry, Tom*. I'm sure I'll get myself a new job someday...
G-gah!!! Wh-who are you...?

You want to... help me? But... How? Why, even?












You... You want to enlist me in some kind of space army?



...You... You want to enlist my cat?

...I dunno...
...Well... I suppose I've got nothing left to lose...
...Alright, I'll do it. I accept your offer, mister...?


...
Oh? Is that regret I'm sensing from you, Stanley?
...I only ever joined them out of desperation... If I had known exactly what I was signing up for, I never would have done so to begin with.
I can see that... After all, it WAS joining this "Heeta Force" that molded your personality into the sort of person who seeks nothing more than the spotlight.
The same sort of person who would eventually do this...
... (I demand you stop. Even if the situation is dire, the Subspace Bombs will be just as destructive to us as it is to our enemies.)
...! (No! This is insane! This will kill us all!!)
... (...never again.)
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Ok, I also now have this super cool awesome jacket (which totally isn't stolen because it's a darker blue)]{n}
B O A T]{n}
Isn't it SC Jhonson-]{n}
What]{n}
What... what're we supposed to do!?
(This is bad! Maybe I should've asked that spineless green coward for a few more of those power-ups. If we can't beat this... How am I gonna beat the DLC characters?)
(I smell character regression.)
...Huh?
(I said, I smell character regression!)
(You wanna get your way as Waluigi? You already know what you have to do. You are going to be accepted into Smash. Even if you have to slaughter the entire roster to get in.)
...
*#W$%^!!
No.
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