*Cough* *Cough* No idea... That smokebomb seemed eerily to me familiar, though...
...It probably won't be the last we see of him, though. But in any case...
...I believe my, err... ex-partner went further down into the forest... I think we should look for him.
He may be a bit of a jerk, but at the very least he doesn't deserve to be lost out here.
...What is this place...?
...This is known as the End of Time. A place that exists outside of the flow of time. ...It is also where we shall visit certain parts of your past, to find out how exactly you became the person you are today.
...This is what you dragged me out here for? To take a stroll down memory lane? You could've just asked, you know!
Perhaps I could've. ...But the events of the past within your mind are shrouded by the cloud that people would call your "bias".
To truly understand why you became the way you are, we need not one's perspective, but rather the story in full.
Here we are... One moment, please.
Huh? What was that?
It is known as a Time Cloak. As long as it is active, we will be invisible to the past. Meaning that, as long as we do not touch anything, we should be incapable of making changes to the past, or causing Time Paradoxes... especially one that would come from you meeting your past self.
Right. Don't touch anything, got it.
...Hey, I remember this place...!
Indeed... this is the Greenhouse you used to* have worked in.
...Yeah... And if I'm not mistaken... This is the point in time when that menace of an ape showed up and ruined everything!
Indeed, this is where Donkey Kong Sr. showed up and caused trouble in your Greenhouse... But, perhaps, we should see this story from the point of view of your "Antagonist"...
...That's what he snuck into my Greenhouse for!? A birthday present!?
Hmm. A strange purpose, indeed...
Wh- is this your first time seeing this, too!? I thought you already knew about this, and that is why you brought me here!?
Oh ho ho! Now, where did you get that idea from? I brought us here so I could better understand you.
And what was this about Jumpman kidnapping him twice...?
Well, I believe the first time was that who you refer to as "Jumpman" had mistaken DK Sr. here for an average zoo animal, and then let him go when he realized the connection between him and Jr. ...And also after being kicked away by DK Sr. himself.
So you knew about that, but not THIS!?
Oho! This wasn't my first trip to this part of history, you know!
Now, of course, the you of today would've chased him out in a heartbeat... But, time changes many things...
Huh...? A gorilla? What are you doing here...?
H-hey, where are you...? ...Wait, no, not up there!
H-hey! You're provoking the Buzzbees! Stop that!
No no no! The Buzzbees are attacking the flowers! I gotta stop this!
I need to get my bug spray... Wait, that ape, is he-
Hey! No! Don't steal those vegetables!* Those are for the market!
...I'm... I'm sorry, was I supposed to actually learn something from any of this?
Well, perhaps it's how everything has a reason behind it... I'm not quite sure, to be honest. This is more about me understanding you than it is teaching you a lesson.
Well, now you know how I came around to thinking that DK Sr. is nothing but a thief. Can we go now?
Hm, yes. I believe it is time we move ahead to the aftermath...
WAKA-WAKA. (Okay!)
Ouch... I'm gonna be feeling that in the morning... Wait a minute...
!!!!!!!
No! Stop!
Listen, if-a-you know what's-a-good for you, you'll-a-run away back to your-a-evil lair.
Run away!? Who do you think we are, some kinda amateur--
Yes. That is exactly what we take you for.
Shadwari?
And-a-company!
Uh, boss? Now it's 5 against 6!
Who cares!? We didn't come here for nothin'!
Trust me, I'd hardly call the can-kicking I'm currently delivering to you nothing!
... *Sigh* I'll handle it...
Really? We're the B-Team?
...Oh. It's YOU.
Yes, it is me. So, if you don't mind me asking-
As a matter of fact, I DO mind. In fact, I'd rather not see your worthless face in my presence at all. But no, go ahead. By all means, tell me your idiotic request. Because I want to know the full reason why you want me to waste my time with a soulless
hole like you.
R-right...
Well, I need your help with something rather important-
Oh! You want MY help, do you!? So even after all this time, you still think I'm just your little guinea pig for all of your stupid promotional stunts!?
Wh-what!? No, nono, that's not what I'm-
L-look. I made a promise to the Ajax people I've pulled from the Void for the Tournament, and now I can't keep it. Not unless I get back my Void Transporter from the Government.
As a ninja robot, you were designed for stealth missions like this. Please. Help me to make things right.
...Huh. You know, it takes a lot of guts to ask something like this of me...
...I probably would've agreed to help you, if you had actually DESERVED it. But the thing is, you DON'T.
You know what you are, Gemini? You are worse than Retro Pikachu*. You are worse than Phantom Man**. You are worse than Wily***. Hell, I'm even going to say it; You are worse than Proto MKII. And you wanna know WHY?
It's because those guys at least KNEW they were evil. They had egos, but they don't use it to hide how much of a villain they are... Unlike YOU.
You have your head so far up your own ass that you cannot even see through all the SHIT how much of a heartless bastard you are. MKII at least HAD an excuse because he doesn't BELIVE in morals. You? The only morals YOU have is that anything that makes money is good. You HAVE no excuses for how evil you are. You, as a person. Are absolute. Fucking. GARBAGE.
...You want to make things right? I'll tell you how.
Step 1: Go directly to Doppler Labs and apologize to Rumia. Hell, apologize to EVERYONE there. Even if they don't forgive you, just stop being a damn coward and apologize.
Step 2: Find Beta X and tell him to send you directly to Hell. Or, better yet, stay in Doppler Labs and let all of Brash Crew slaughter you like a pig. Both are VERY well valid options.
Finally, Step 3: If you see ANY Dead Zone Portals appear, do the entire world a favor and never cross through it. In other words, JUST STAY DEAD.
There, those are my suggestions to you. Now, fuck off.
WAAAAAH!!!
...Boss?
*BEEP* (Mr. Stanley, we need to talk.)
...*BEEP* *BEEP* (...When I look at you, Stanley, I see a younger version of myself. Young and eager... It's the very reason I moved out of Flat Zone to here in your little town of New Donk City.)
... (...So you can imagine the sort of disappointment I am currently in after having seen such a lackluster performance out of you.)
Mr. Fumigator, please! It's not my fault, it was-
*BEEP* *BEEP* (It doesn't matter why such an outbreak of insects had started. I am disappointed in you not for the infestation that occurred, but rather how unprofessionally you handled it.)
*BEEP* (Why, if I were in your shoes, the Garden would still be intact.)
...*BEEP BEEP* (I'm afraid I'll have to let you go.)
Wh-what!? No, sir, please, give me another chance!
... (Sorry, Stanley. My mind's been made up.)
Uh, Doppler, En, you two might wanna check this out.
I don't think that's one big dot. I think that's three dots.
THIS IS CERTAINLY A MESS YOU HAVE MADE.
THE FLOOR, RUINED! THE WALLS, RUINED! THE ONE MEANT TO CLEAN THE RUINED THINGS, RUINED!
ONLY ONE THING CAN BE DONE IN RESPONSE.
YES! A PERFECT CHOICE! A WONDERFUL CHOICE! A SUBLIME CHOICE INDEED!!
INSTANT MURDER.
(Wildblade, thank you.) Damn. Someone call the local Fire Department, because I believe this man has been the victim of a B-U-R-N Burn!
Well, I was gonna grab some grub, but I didn't know Little Papa Beta's offered barbecued food as well! sheesh!
Moreover, now I just wonder what's gonna happen next. My main guy spent all his time trying to prepare for a successful tournament, only to be the victim of bankruptcy and ultimate rejection by the public & private. Will it prove to be a turning point in his morale for the better as he attempts to redeem himself? Or will his resolve multiply by his lack of anything to lose, revealing his true nature along the way?
Also stealing from the Government sounds nice. Then again, I don't do the ol' mercenary/thief business for free.
Well, you should try out our barbecue pizza at some point. Except, I hate to break it to you, Wildcard, but we here at Little Papa Beta's have decided to ban ALL versions of Proto MKII in the entire Omniverse from this restaurant due to particular recent seasons of events.
...Except for Defteros, he's cool.
...Invaded by a Gorilla, swarmed by insects, and swiftly fired from my dream job. Any OTHER old wounds you wanna open up, old geezer?
Well, if it takes opening up old wounds to find the source of all your problems, then that's just what we'll have to do, isn't it?
Probably should've seen that coming. Oh, well, it's fair 'nuff. Your pizza joint, your rules. I've got no beef with that. Mmmm... beef.
Oh yeah. Word for the wise: Others might seem just like "Alternate MKII" to you, but if you judge us all by that same verdict, you are bound to be wrong. Take your Z-Team for example. Drastic experiences changed them into the people they are today. I bet they know better than anyone how-- for lack a better term-- unfair-- that is, to lump them in the same group as their newer counterparts.
Just food for thought! Later, 'gators! Speaking of beef...
...Honestly, this is moreso to be safe rather than quick judgement. As far as I'm concerned, Defteros is the only outlier; beyond him, I don't think there is such a thing as a "good" MKII. That's just how inherently evil he is.
...Now, I'll believe in a "good" MKII only if I actually see it. But as of right now, I'm having a hard time believing such a thing exists, Defteros aside.
...Which, for the record, I'm counting Prototype- and Anthem to an extent- as a separate entity from MKII, rather than an alternate of him.
There are just some risks you just can't take... Especially in a world like THIS.
...So, THAT job was also a bust.**
Sorry to hear about that. I could've sworn that would've been the one.
*Sigh* That's just the way things have been for me... Always down on my luck. I've tried branching out, and I've tried things I'm familiar with. But I just can't seem to find a lasting job... I'd be out on the streets, if it weren't for the fact that we live in a place where gold coins could be found just about anywhere. Even though the apartment I have to live in just plain stinks.
Well, it's good to know you're still alright... I still don't know why you didn't want to join the party we threw for Mario.***
...
...Wait a second... You're not still jealous of Mario, are you?
Wh-what? Jealous of ol' Jumpman? Heck no! Why would I be?
...Stanley, we both know lying is not a good look on you.
...Fine, you got me. I am jealous, very much so... It's just... He wasn't that kind of a person, you know? He had his fair share of... moments. And yet, EVERYONE seems to just praise him, and that brother of his! Heck, his brother even got a whole YEAR dedicated to him!****
And, heck, people seem to praise that Donkey Kong guy, too, despite how much he and his father kidnapped you. He even has his own ISLAND named after him!
All on top of Cranky being a deity, too...
He's a WHAT NOW!?
You haven't heard? I figured you would have by now.
*Sigh* And what do I have to show for everything I've done at this point? Nothing. I'm just another nobody in a sea of ordinary citizens...
And what's wrong with ordinary?
Nothing, really... It's just... I just feel like I'm meant for something more, you know?
...Well, I know where you're coming from, at least... In any case, I hope you get the happiness you deserve, Stanley.
Thanks, Lady Pauline. Good luck with the mayoral debate.
...*Sigh* You know, it was nice to have a friend like Lady Pauline to talk to.
Hm, yes. A friend to rely on is always a nice thing... It's certainly something you shouldn't take for granted.
Yeah, I suppose you're right about-
...Oh.
You useless runts! Now look at us!!
That's it! It's time we kick *Urgh* things *Yow!* inta overdri--
What the--!? What's *Ouch* goin' on!?
Apologies. You were trying to trigger a certain transformation, weren't you?
Wh-... What *Ow* happened?!
How gullible. When I hit you, I dispelled that foreign energy in you, preventing you from transforming. At least, long enough for you four to be defeated.
Oh, no...
U-ugh... J-joke's uhn yuh, Mughneto... this guhn wuz meide outtuh wood!
Hey! Hands off my prey, Green Stache!
Kilroy wants to call off the negotiations.
What? But I'm almost done.
Kilroy doesn't care. Tell your soldiers to ready their weapons. We've been order to initiate plan B.
But I'm in charge of this operati-
We are now taking charge. Either report back to base or risk PUNISHMENT.
I want to hear it from Kilroy himself. Besides, your uniform's unlike any I've seen. How do I know your-
...
Fuck you, no.
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