Wahah! Not so tough when you have to deal with Metal bombs, are ya--
...
(Wait... if My Metal Cap is gone... then what about--)
Wario! Now!
Urgh!
We can't keep up with 'em, boss! they're just too fast--
Shaddup! Your job's to back me up, not take out the small fry!*
I assure you, you must be talking about those two chumps from before... I am no small fry.
...Uh oh.
Uh-oh indeed, friend.
No!!! Friends!!
You meanies!! You meanies stop hurting my friends! Or I'm gonna hurt you!! Hurt you worse than you hurt them!
Alright, big guy, let's see if we can bring you back down to size!
...
...And it is with our greatest honor that we reward the following people for their bravery: Jumpman, his green brother, Wario, the lanky purple guy, Imajin, and the other people of which I cannot seem to remember the names of.
H-hey! What about me!?
...What-a about-a you-a, Stanley-a?
Yeah, loser! What have you done against these guys, huh? Spray your useless bug spray at them!? HAH! What a complete idiot you are! Now, excuse me while I go count my fat stacks of cash!
Waa haa haa! It is I, the Terribly Evil Donkey Kong Sr.! I just woke up from my nap, and created a potion that will make me live forever!
Alright, Imajin... Just gotta stay still, and-
Gimmie that!
S-Stanley, what are you doing!?
Me!? What are YOU doing, trying to steal MY spotlight!? You're not the hero, you're the sidekick! MY sidekick!
Stanley, it doesn't matter! Let go of the sceptre!
NO! I'm the one who had the idea of helping those two attention-hogs! I'm the one who should save the day!
Are you even listening to yourself!? What do you even know about magic, anyways!?
I've been able to work my way around a Fire Flower! I can handle this! All by myself, even!
Ah, crapbask--
...
...One thing. I wanted one thing.
"Now's our chance," Ludwig said. "Go and get some fresh air, finally use this as your chance to act as a man of science. Do something other than Kart-racing for once."
I was having fun, too. Until a pair of nitwits decided that it'd be funny if I lost my test subjects, my Clown Car, and my sceptre.
WAKA-WAKA. (Calm down, dude.)
...
..Yeah. Yeah, I guess you're right.
WAKA-WAKA. WAKA-WAK-- (See, you guys? Was this so hard--)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ngh!!
Wa-hey! Waluigi number one--
Waluigi, Waluigi...
Ah, great. What do we-
WE!? I-
...Stanley. I'm usually a patient person. I don't anger easily.
So I'd like to think that it means something when I say that I think you have done QUITE ENOUGH.
...I get it. You want to be recognized as a hero. I understand that.
But the way you are acting right now is not hero behavior. And your reasons for wanting to be a hero- Doing so for the sake of fame, and especially to use that fame to lock away an innocent person like Cranky in a zoo- are also not heroic in the slightest.
...I think it's best that you sit the rest of this one out. In fact, I think I want to cut off from this partnership indefinitely.
You want to stop this too, right? Come on, let's get this done with before things get too out-of hand.
...
...
You all are bad! Bad, bad, bad people! It's time someone teach you a lesson!
...
WAKA-WAKA-WAKA-WAKA. WAKA-WAKA-WAKA. (Well, I don't exactly know what's going on, but I'll try my best to do whatever I can!)
!!
...Tch. What would that Imajin guy know, anyways!? I've seen that meddlesome ape's actions first-hand, and even heard of what trouble his offspring has caused with those Mini-Marios!*
What does it matter, anyways? I was always meant to be a hero! Coda told me that personally! I don't need Imajin! I don't need ANYONE!
And I know exactly how to prove it... I'll just go to Toad Town and take on that Ludwig all by myself!
I just need to... Find my way... out... of...
...Oh, great. Just when it seems things couldn't possibly get any worse, I got myself LOST!
Very lost, indeed... And in more ways than one, I might add.
Who's there!? Show yourself!
You may consider me as a friend...
...The only one you just may have, should you continue down the path you're currently taking.
Ungh!
No... It can't end like this...
WAKA-WAKA-WAKA-WAKA,WAKA-WAKA. (Considering you have no problem mind-controlling people, along with from what I heard, imprisoning "Test subjects", I'm pretty sure this stunt of yours has no reason not to end.)
...
What're you doing!? C'mon!! We gotta get rid of these phonies!!
...You know... Iggy, was it? A thought just occurred to me...
With what you've stated before raging out on us, it seems to me that the intent was just as much "do your own thing" as it was "stir up some trouble"...
...Now. I personally believe that everyone should be free to be themselves and all that. You want to do science stuff or whatever? That's fine. I had been working alongside some scientists myself, one of them even a mad scientist.*
...But could it perhaps be possible to do that stuff without... You know. Causing trouble?
...So what? Are you here to lecture me, too?
...Perhaps. But first, I feel it is important to understand you better... to get to the root of your problem. ...And if you somehow learn anything of it, then perhaps a lecture on your behavior may not be so necessary after all.
...Follow me.
Huh... Y'know. That doesn't sound like a bad I--
Tsk, tsk, brother. Always the opportunist.
L-Ludvig?
I believe so. Now then, I believe I caught you heavily contemplating an alliance of some sort?
Come on, Ludvig! For all we know, father'll* just keep us in that same Castle if we end up losing!
Oh, ye of little faith. I've already assured our freedom should we fail. But back to the matter at hand, I simply cannot watch as you forge ties that are beyond our jurisdiction. In other words...It is simply not our choice, whether we like it or not. We'll have to let father and the doctor decide that for themselves.
Are you attempting a d'état on the Koopa Troop, my dear brother?
...
Are you declaring yourself an enemy of the Great King Koopa!?
N-no! I can still fight--
Forget it. The spell has worn out. It is time to retreat and proceed with the plan. Understand?
...
I thought so.
...
No way! I'd sooner see to it the Mushroom Kingdom is ours!
WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA. (*Cough* Wonder what his deal is *hack*)
...
...What are you--
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