Serves you right. I am the true Wily Omega. No one is capable of standing against my rule.
Ugh... damn it. How? Matter, you didn't try at all!
I never agreed to take place in this. This was merely between you and your Prime counterpart. And Mr. Wildblade too, apparently.
THEN WHY DID YOU COME IN THE FIRST PLACE??
Huh. Well, not bad for a debut appearance, I'd say! I'd give it a 7/10. What do you think, bestie?
I "think" it would be best you release you hand from my arm if you value your meaningless life.
...Well, it's a work in progress.
Always has been!
Who are you, anyway!? You remind me a lot of--
Woah, woah, WOAH, pal! Don't'cha know!? If you say it directly, it ruins the fun!
I still think we should have recruited more people.
It would have made no difference.
Hey, Matter, if you're done bein' stupid, you could at least get us outta here before these psychos murder us!!
As you wish.
What!??
Ah, of course. See, this is why I carry swords (along with the occasional guns). A good old slice & dice is faster than peashooters.
...
...I'm guessin' you need some time of you own, probably. Imma leave.
...Hmmph. They have escaped so far. All that matters currently is that they know not the courage to trifle with the Absence of Good.
Wow, what a bust. Stupid MC hax lets him win whenever he wants.
And I believe that makes me and him 3-0.
Proteus? Some advice. You may want to end up getting your act together. You didn't interfere because you cared about the MvE universe's inhabitants. You did it because you wanted MKII dead for your own selfish reasons.
I've spent enough time being a part of some useless games. There's something... serious... I need to take care of.
Well, what do we do now?
I don't know about you, but I'm gonna wait here. I'm not stupid enough to confront that guy head-on and get myself killed.
'sides. I'm pretty busy myself.
It's been...conflicting, to say the least. Though I suppose I'm feeling better now than I was before.
So, we're in agreement. Our first target is the Hyper Limited, somewhere around that...mansion?
...the Ruined Western Mansion*. Fantastic.
NO!!!
(..fine, I'll bite. What is it now?)
Alright, buster...
...What are you and that rotten Eggman up to this time?
Honestly, I've no idea, though I doubt it was us. Why would the UKR want you specifically dead?
We wish to take Earth under our wing. Make every government capitalist, give every person the same freedom, split the largest companies up, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. In exchange for Earth's cooperation, we'll willing to provide anything it needs. Money, protection, they name it, we'll try to provide. However, naturally there are those who, for one reason or another, reject this offer. That is why we're speaking to you. As some of Earth's defenders, we wish to avoid any conflict by striking a deal for it defenders to support us. Not with murdering those that deny us mind you, but simply spreading the good word. If there's a personal price, we may be able to pay that as well.
Strike one!
Strike two!
And strike three! You're ou-
HEY! What's the big idea! You ruined my punchline!
Pierce! What are you doing!
So that's it. Pierce! Cartwheel to your right!
Freedom for every person, you say? How interesting... And vindicating, too, to see people actually willing to give this sort-of thing...
...It's unfortunate that I am inclined not to believe you. You say every person gains the same freedom, and yet I am almost certain you mean to say every human gains the same freedom. Don't pretend that you lot care for those who are not-so the same species as you.
...However. I believe myself to be a reasonable being... So I shall give you the chance to prove me wrong.
Look around you. Do you not see the flags?
What are you doing invading our private business anyways? With how different you look, I doubt your from around here anyways so-
Tell me, do you see humans frollocking around? This place is under the protection of the UKR, yet if you look hard enough, the majority of this world's inhabitants can't tell the difference.
At last, I have it... I can feel it's sheer power... The infamous Szechuan Sauce.
With this, I can establish the true might of McDonalds. Nothing will be in my way now.
It's been so long. I wonder. Am I still able to utter those very words I used to? There is only one way to find out...
Ran... Ran... Ru.
What did you do?
Trust me, I'd expect you're as happy about this as anyone else. But considering you and Dedede were the closest things to authority figures on this planet, you kind of left yourselves open.
Don't act like you're on a higher moral ground, Daroach. I know what you did back in Gensokyo.
I wasn't saying that. Just providing my two cents, is all.
Wait, you'd give him your pennies?
...Storo, it was an expression.
...it's a long story, Rose, and I'd be surprised if you believed any of it.
...But Daiyousei, you used to go out and do that all the time.
I don't care!! Kahtos hurt you a lot, and we were scared you wouldn't come back!! I'm not gonna let people hurt you anymore, and I'm not gonna let you find people who can hurt you anymore!!
...but I could just do better than I did against Kahtos, right?
...right, everyone?
IF YOUR DIRTY FEET RUIN THE MANSION'S VERY PRECIOUS CARPET I WILL BE MAD.
MAD! MAD!
VERY MAD MAD MAD MAD!!!!!!
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