Is that a bot capsule? No...the construction's shabby at best...wait, it must be a bootleg...! Geo, put that down! A single bolt of electricity could set that thing off, creating who knows what!
The majority of these are UKR corpses. Strange that they managed to get through considering that the door's still intact.
AA. AAA. AAAA.
If you see any liquids in here, do NOT touch them. I know it seems obvious, but you'd be amazed.
The fact that we programmed a robot with YEET in its dictionary baffles me.
Er, I mean...
Ringleader, can I call a timeout? I have a urgent matter to attend to.
rd...
You have ruined my vibe and that will not go unpunished. Go ahead. Open fire, if you're that stupid.
We're not here to attack unless you strike first. Kilroy wishes to negotiate assuming you're willing to.
Gentlemen, lower your weapons. That's a surefire way to get killed after all. *!*
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You said you were one of seven experiments, correct?
Indeed. I was the third, to be specific.
Well, we've dealt with the two Extreme subjects and Tox Man before, and if we can trust Metal Sonic, Spyborg's also been taken care of...know anything about the other three?
I didn't hear any names, but I remember a maid robot, a small mechanic, and...
I doubt you're actually aware how much of this is helpful and how much it's going against what you were reprogrammed* to do.
Of course, I might as well be talking to a wall right now. Or rather, an Extreme Adaptor.
Zip it! You're just trying to soften me up like I'm not-
My intention wasn't to let your guard down. It just ended up being a brief opportunity.
Augh, what a load of crap!! You've taken Mario Finales point-blank but when a stupid bomb decides to hit you, that's when you crumble!?
(Ludwig... whatever master plan is so important it involves getting beat down by these guys... I hope it's worth it.)
I suppose all that is left is to wait until--
--Until you get kidnapped.
Kidnapped? I would doubt after the frequent invasions of this castle that they would attempt such another thing.
And I doubted for decades wearing a fake mustache* would work, but here we are several decades into the future. If anything, Ludwig likely split everyone up on purpose to distract them.
Toadsworth, I appreciate and understand your skepticism, but don't you think it wouldn't hurt to at least stop speculating for one moment?
...
...I suppose you have some merit there, your majesty. How bad could things get from here?
Yes, Princess Toadstool. How bad could things possibly get?...
...Just so we're clear, this does mean we are kidnapping you.
Hah! Nice try, but we've prepared for far too long for this plan to go to waste!
But since you insist on being sent to the scrap heap, I suppose We'll have to exterminate you fi--
*grumble*
What!? Why would we do that!? We had a deal with them to--
*menacing grunt*
...Yes, I see.
Be content with your intervention right now. Because bigger than ever, we'll be back. And there'll be nothing your foolish princess will be able to do about it.
...Huh. Neat change of pace.
All clear.
I must say, I hope it was worth spending our time doing the heavy lifting.
It's always worth it. Besides our... main goals, one thing I simply cannot do is turn the other cheek to those I see in danger. Regardless, if that's everyone, then I suppose we're done here.
We're done here. The bomb is being diffused. Our assistance isn't necessary. And I don't plan on sticking around for a game of 20 Questions, either.
Well, since the bomb is being diffused, I suppose we should-
!!!
...
Somebody appears to want this place destroyed us much as that living-armor freak.
...I am going to handle whoever this is myself. In case anything happens, I want you lot out of here and somewhere safe.
...You know, it's funny. HighTower wanted so much for SOMEone to claim you for him... And for what? To be overtaken by Replicapture for its evil purposes? And then when he failed, he tries to take Copy X down with him? What an absolute WASTE.
Shut up with your nonsensical ramblings. Why have you come here?
Well, if the entire intention of introducing you is to have you die...
...Then as much of a waste of a character claim it is, might as well give HighTower exactly what he wants. And if I get to take a few heroes who are too stupidly stubborn to listen to your instructions to leave with you? Even better.
Why, you...!
Anarchy Authority!
...Ah, yes. I should honestly thank the subordinate that lent me one of his world's plentiful, powerful gems.
...It is a very small gem, though. I was rather lucky to be able to pull it out so quickly, let alone have it not be lost in my metaphorical pocket.
...It also drains a lot of power AND stamina to use, too, so I'm afraid I'll have to make this quick.
Sir, I apologize to interrupt you while you are preparing for your meeting with Eggman Nega, but about our newest kidnapping scheme...
It failed!?
That is correct, your contemptuousness. There was another... unprecedented intervention.
What? Who dares!?
*sigh*... Your unbenevolence, do you remember the Somaton?
That old Mario head thing, yeah...
And the intruder that I had to cast away, correct?
Yeah... what about hi--
They are all the same person. This individual is that willing to impede on our advancements, and I don't even think they're doing it because they're a good person. They're just doing it for the sake of madness.
...Oh, boy.
Needless to say, it's annoying. We'd best be off trying to find a way to deal with this.
Well, we'll think of something. We always do.
Yes, but whether it ever works is a whole different category of it's own.
Well, now. Normally, I become incapable of accessing Pi's attacks unless if it's for plot protection. Guess the plot says he dies. That, or the gem remains. ...Of which I shall pocket before someone else decides to knock it out of my hands.
This isn't mine, by the way. I'm borrowing it. Can't return something if it's lost, you know.
In any case, I'd be more worried about getting out alive than trying to save this man. Do you think he will thank you? He claims to be perfect, but if it weren't for the fact that you initially came here to stop Replicapture, he'd simply have you executed simply for coming here.
Oh, and HighTower? You're giving me mixed symbols on what you want to be Copy X's fate right now. I think I'll go for the initial plan of killing him off. Are we cool on that?
...Actually, scratch that. I'm the bad guy. I don't care what ANYONE thinks.
Y... You... Are you braindead...? You're just getting yourself killed, too... You foolish lesser machine...
Good. This shell of a body is far too outdated, anyways.
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