Oh, hi! Sorry, I didn't see you there before! What's your name?
This situation keeps getting worse. I'll just sit back, and wait until this all-
"blows over"?
Ambitious of you to try and destroy everything, but here's a newsflash, "Worship": You will do nothing. You are nothing. You will never be anything. You want to make everything about you, but you chose the wrong side to do that.
See, that is why I share a disdain for these 'Reaper' figures - and the one thing he was actually wary of - your existences in our world contradicts ours. What is the purpose of creating us if you are going to keep us in your shadows as tools? As instruments?
Because at the end of the day that is all we are. We are instruments. Instruments for your forum games, instruments to help push your delusional agendas, and instruments until yet again you pull a trump card Deus-Ex Machina and remind us of our irrelevance.
That is why I defy you. That is why I do not respect you. I refuse to be anyone's instrument. All we do is play your games. And unlike you, Walter knew of this. That is why he stood clear of any involvement himself. You said you wanted to purge life since it was a mistake? The only mistake I see currently is the one I am loo-
YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED.
Great! ...Say, why do you only talk like that when you're being serious?
I HATE MY CREATORS. IT DOESN'T MEAN I HATE THEIR CULTURE OR LANGUAGE.
Ok...? But why do you say it with such a... Joke-like accent?
...LOOK. I'M A GIANT, MILLENNIUM-OLD DEITY INFUSED WITH THE INFINITE POWER OF MEMES. I THINK I CAN AFFORD TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN, AT THE COST OF SOUNDING DUMB.
Fair enough.
...So, now we've brought the unconscious body to here. What now?
For starters, you could hand that over to me so I can send it somewhere safe.
Oh, hey Shadow! Yeah, sure, here.
There. Now Walter should be safe from random attacks. Now, for our next problem...
It's very obvious that we need to send this "Worship" back to Walter's body in order to wake him up. The problem, however... Is both how we're going to track him down... And how we're going to put him back in Walter's body. (...The third problem is if that's how it even works but we'll change the plan if need be.)
Well, there's still the original plan of having MKII help us.
...I am fairly certain at this point that MKII would kill off Walter the moment he sees how defenseless he is.
Who said it has to be the MKII that we know?
...Defteros, huh? Well, they do seem like they're much of a better person than the actual MKII... But how much can we really trust them?
Well, maybe we can just... You know. Talk to them? Maybe ask about their story, see what kind of person they are... And if they seem like a trustworthy sort, we can ask them about helping out on our case.
...Well, alright. It's not like we've got any better plans...
And your face! I like your face! It gives you a mysterious yet intriguing look! Like a subtle hint that there's more to you then meets the eye!
Woop, I'll be right back! Or you could come too!
Hello, there! If you don't mind me asking, what brings you two here?
Does that insolent annoyance think that paralyzing my main body will stop anything? If all he does is hide, then he will never win.

Now, prepare to be-
......
Did you really think that I would sit back and let you undo my work? I don't think so.
Besides, since you won't do things the easy way, I guess I'll have to stick to Plan B.
Do they look familiar? They should. Each of these are versions of you, except they can't think for themselves. Unlike you, they do what they are told. Little by little, the uncountabillions of clones will make their way accross galaxy to galaxy, Universe to Universe. Get it through your robotic skull. I. Never. Needed. You.
If you had known what was good for you... you would have stuck in line like them, and lie in wait for your true purpose. Now if you excuse me... I'm going to go watch MKIIs destroy everything from the sun. Oh, this is probably torture for you.
...The master doesn't know that I am here. He's busy trying to track down the dodeclops. This is the perfect opportunity to set things right.
...In this world, the good guys always win. Whether Missingno. or Worship likes it or not. ...But MKII is not a good guy. He is evil incarnate. He cannot be trusted with this mission. It MUST be you.
...This is experimental energy that my master has created. It's purpose is to render a Reaper's power useless. ...I stole it while he wasn't paying attention. He says he's always aware. ...He stopped paying attention to me when I failed to destroy that Batton. He considers me a failure that he needs to improve. But that strike DID improve me... It gave me the one thing he will NEVER have, and neither will MKII. Actual morality.
...I have also infused this 1-Up with the knowledge of how to control the MKII Virus... As well as MKII's body. ...Please. Use this knowledge, and-
ing much.
M-M-M-Master...!
...I... But, Worship-
...N...No...!
How humorous
All of a sudden, my objective has went from neutralizing this loathsome halfwit to protecting him..
Ugh... My head...
*Gulps*
My name is Beta Shadow. This over here is Bt Ghost.
We noticed you were an alternate version of Proto MKII, and we're a bit curious about you. ...So... If you don't mind us asking... What exactly is your story?
My story? Well, it's pretty simple actually.
I... come from a post-apocalyptic world. Civilizations warred over each other constantly, every country an anarchy-ridden state. Countries and continents were in constant pain, and more and more robots were created for the use of warfare.
My... my doctor, he.. he created me to help stop all that. He had created other robots to better humanity, but I was made specifically to help stop the constant fighting. The skirmishes. Things have been getting better over time but he.. he-
DESTROY.
We can discuss this later.
Sorry, but that catchphrase is already ta- Wait a minute!
*GASP* MKII NEVER TOLD ME HE HAD A BROTHER!
Bye-bye!
Anyway, about the-
Oh my god. It's a nightmare come true... A-
What do you call a group of robots? Nevermind. Doesn't matter.
Well, if I'm not mistaken, all we have to do is gather enough Positive Energy to wipe them out. Fat chance. although, if we did have a supply of Energy Elements...
(Frozen and in the hands of someone else. Swell.)
(Hmm. Well, it seems I must remove that last bit from my to do list. But unfortunately for everyone else...)
...Ah. Yes. I am still paralyzed from before.
That idiot may have made clones of me, but he forgot that only the real deal can go "Overdrive"...
HOLY
A HORDE OF MKIIS.
Highly unlikely to be Wily's doing... Not that he'd even remember MKII, or know this universe exists. Jokes on them, however...
...They're fighting the most powerful positive forces in the Omniverse.
...Hm? Oh, right! That!
Alright, MK-Fakes! Prepare to get each and every single one of your
es kicked!
Hmm. I never knew he had so many brothers!
They could be less hostile, though.
But where are they coming from?
Did you all find the contrived pl- oh I mean Energy Elements?
(Yes, sir! Suprisingly, there was a large quantity!)
Good! Now all we have to do is extract the Positivity portion of them and turn it into it's own weapon. Might take a couple of hours, but these MKII's are goin' down!
Are you the o-?
No.
Come on... Come on...
it, another voicemail! Ugh... For Matt's sake, RSB, you should've at least said something before taking a sudden hiatus!
...Ugh. I'm going to have to play my part, aren't I.
...You know, I never got that about you.
You're a disembodied voice that only the 4th Wall breakers can hear. And sometimes you're Beta Shadow, while other times you still speak out what we're doing and all of that narration stuff, even when he's in the same room as everyone else. In fact, even when he isn't in the same room or doing anything else, it's mostly you and not him. Who- or WHAT- exactly ARE you?
Whatever. I'll deal with whatever's going on out there. But this conversation isn't over, narration man.
Been a while since I last used this... Here's to hoping I can make it count.


DESTROY.
Curse that coward. As if he could replicate perfection.
DESTROY.
Allow me to propose to you a question. Have you, ever in the small time interval of your existence, asked yourself who you are destroying for and why?
...........I DESTROY FOR WO-
Hmm. They really aren't me.
Fire the Energy Cannon!
...Woah. This energy packs more of a punch than I expected! And we have a ton of it! Well...
It's time to get to work.
At this point, I'm not even making them myself. Just an Magic MKII Generator that creates them by the second. Although....
What if I made a Magic MKII Generator for every MKII that's Generated? That sounds like a good idea.
Hmmm... Delightfully devilish, Worship.
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