No, no, no!!
(28 years, huh? 28-a-minutes in of-a-itself seems like-a-handful.)
Hah! None of those other Koopalings have the smarts like me! When the big man gave us the green light to bring "assistants" of our choosing, I didn't choose just one person...
...I chose a ga-- Ow!!
Hey!! What's the big idea!?
(It's about time.)
Not that I, and by extension, we, needed your help!!
Sorry, you-a-guys. I-a-had a little chat before-a-leaving.
How about you tell it to someone who cares and buzz off!?
Oh, no...
We'll stand up to everything you've got...
We do whatever the Koopa King wants!
The mention of our being haunts...
The Hammer Gang will leave you to rot!
...Eugh.
...wait, iX, you just said both groups would be going to the right.
It's surprising, really.
I'd have expected something more eventful to have happened since the...encounter with Regulus, yet even out here the most I've seen is a single spaceship*.
Not even any further plans from-
...?
(Certainly doesn't resemble anyone I was told of back in my world. Looks too primitive for a Robot Master, but too advanced for a Badnik...)
*sigh* I can't be left to myself, can I?
If you're looking for a mastermind or a destroyer, you've come to the wrong place.
It was less looking for either and more just figuring out what you were.
...
...I used to call myself a destructive machine...
But that was a foolish claim from a foolish time. I'm nobody.
So...how will we know when we find something?
...
...Whatever you are and whatever reason you have come, know that you are a trespasser upon this area.
...Either turn back now or face justice by the hands of the Perfect Reploid.
...It appears you have made your choice. As such, know that the fate that shall fall upon you is one that you have sealed yourself.
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