Yeah, I should-a-probably get-a-going! See ya later, -a-you two!
No fair! I should be having fun, but instead you meanies came here to ruin everything! Bah! You guys are just jealous because I'm in Smash and you guys aren't!
...!!!
Uh oh! Did I strike a nerve!? I think I recognize the purple man, though-- he's an assist trophy!
Why, you--!
Yeah, we should-a get going, too...
...Hm?
...Hey, Mario! Look at-a this!
Hey... That's-a our Warp Whistle!
Yeah... It-a seems that our thief was here, apparently... Though, it-a doesn't seem like it was-a used recently...
...Luigi... I think I-a know who our thief is.
...I mean, does he really have so much of an ego that he doesn't even think it's a little suspicious that he would much rather join with a pair of strangers than his own brother?
Are they even brothers? I feel like "Bros." is more of a title than an actual fact.
Gee, a good question. I'll think about it when I actually care.
And then there's that Mao guy... Can you believe this guy!? Playing my own game, right in front of me!
Sounds to me like you have yourself a fan.
HA! Yeah, right! I can see straight through that deception! If he truly was a fan of mine, he'd actually show it!
No. He's obviously just trying to get on my good side, thinking he can convince me to join his dumb little group. Well, he can just go to the hottest pits of Lethal Lava Land if he even THINKS I wanna join it!
While I don't exactly agree with his methods- or those of what Coda told us about it- I don't see why you don't want to be in Smash like they do.
I never said I didn't want to be in Smash, I said I didn't care either way. And even then, what do you think Master Hand's going to do if he finds the Smash DLC to be dead, huh? Is he going to reward the killers with spots on the roster? No, of course not! Why the hell would he!?
And besides, at the end of the day, while it's an honor to be a fighter in it, being in Smash is a cheap way to obtain popularity that may as well be TEMPORARY. Seriously, when was the last time you ever heard people like Captain Falcon, or Little Mac, or even Banjo and Kazooie have any new adventures beyond Smash, recently? Obvious answer: They never had. And quite frankly, they may never WILL.
I mean, come on; Banjo's being in Smash was swiftly overshadowed by a Mii Costume of a stupid meme skeleton! If that's how highly anticipated fighters are treated, maybe it's best for both me AND Smash Bros. if I never join!
I see.
By the way, we were supposed to turn right 10 feet ago.
...Oh, sunova-
AAAH! OH MY GOD!
Ms. Robinson I'm sorry for never paying attention in your class, Mom, I'm sorry for taking two cookies out of the cookie jar instead of one, Tyson, I'm sorry for never letting you play on the Gamecube with me--
...
...What was that all about?
Keep alive, lest you end up like whoever that Boo was. That guy's heading in the same direction we are!
What if it's a trap, though?
Well, unless you're secretly a master of stealth, we either spring it, or we never get the chance to even beat him! Now, come on!
Ah! I see you've caught the escapee, correct?
*nod*
Perfect! In that case, it is time we call for backup, take all of these imprisoned Boos and bring them back to the Castle! Such intriguing specimen will make perfect lab subjects! All that's left is to do an evil laugh! *ahem*...
...Muahahahahahahah!!
...Ok, they haven't noticed us yet. Now would be a great time to go for a sneak atta-
Hey, celery-hair! You're not going anywhere, pal!
*Sigh*...
*cough* Well, look wh*hack* we have h*wheeze*ere! Stupid little menaces that don't know when to mind there beesw*hack*!
Sorry, you miserable miscreants! But this time, the Koopalings will have their way!
Pain-Man... destroy them!
WAKA.
Well, see, thing about that is he died. In a car-I mean, airbike accident.
(Wait, how did she...?)
*bwip* (Do you have any knowledge of the powers being used by the UKR?)
...Black Ace*, are you done calling yet?
PFFFTAHAHAHA! You shoulda seen the look on your FACE!
And then there's THIS
hole!
Also, I'd like to add that for someone who supposedly wants to un-bastardize the best time of the year- because Christmas is overrated IMO-, nomming on the souls of demon-robot-things like my buddies is a pretty bastardly thing for you to do yourself.
Don't you mean "dastardly?"
Yeah, but mine has a B, which makes it eleven times better.
Whatever, we have an interloper to deal with, so quit your tom
ery and help me out here.
Eh, sure! Can't promise any lack of tom
ery, though!
Frankly Miss I find that hard to believe as I followed his bike's track to this location. There still fresh. If he was in an airbike accident, then why is the most recent set of tracks those leading from his bike to the lab.
Look...I'll go in with cuffs, I just need to speak with him.
Well that's not go-
The UKR?
Hmm...before being trapped within my blade, I remember them talking about some plan to merge with an budding army to supply enough despair to their vessel.
How's your arm holding up?
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