Mao: Well as part as the Starbound Crusaders team, we'll go after Lemmy first! Any team that needs our help after we take 2 koopalings down, we'll try and help even the odds. Right Waluigi and weirdo pink robot? Skapokon: OOGH! I LIEKE THAYT IDEYA... wait what did you call me?

Mao: Well anyways, while we plan entryways for each of the koopalings lairs... He then pulled out a 3ds xl, with a snes theme, and started playing Donkey Kong 3 on it... Mao: I'm going to try and beat my Donkey Kong 3 highscore!

What you SHOULD be playing is one of my greatest acheivements, Wario Land 4! But anyway, I guess this leaves my team with Shiver City! You all just try to keep up with me!
Well, if everyone knows where they're going, then we should just go our separate ways.

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Goomba Village All the goombas are running away in the same direction, the unfortunate ones being turned to stone by Magic Beams. There seems to be some hammer throwing involved as well. All of them run from the same individual(s?)

Man, this is so easy! About time I get to kick back and reelax!

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Forever Forest The ironically terrified Boos all fly away, phasing through anything that might act as a roadblock. Some of them are sucked in an anti-ghost equipment... or worse... before they can escape.

Quite the interesting specimen you all are! I can't let any one of you escape, however-- you will be my test subjects for my experiments!

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Shiver City Bullet Bill fire pours from the same direction, the assailant laughing.

Ha! About time a real tough guy started whippin' you all inta' shape!

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Gritzy Desert A small figure riding on a ball steamrolls the collection of Bob-ombs and Pokeys.

Hee hee hee! So fun, so fun, so fun! I wanna play more!

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Toad Town Mall Fires are burning inside of all of the stores behind the individual, walking with a rather large man (at least in comparison to them).

Ugh, talk about em-barrassing! When we're not partying or kart-racing or in Smash Bros. we have to spend every day in some stupid castle like we have since 2009, and the moment I wanna go shopping the only things available are tacky vested clothing? Tch. Please. Trust me, this dumpster fire is better off in flames.

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...Yuuuup. Our seperate ways.

Mao: Well if you don't mind us, we have a desert to go towards. Our business against those turtle brats is our top prioity! He then storms out that castle... but storms back in due to him having no vehicle to get there... Mao: Well I almost forgot about that small problem somehow.

Peach's Castle As Waluigi follows, Wario makes sure to give him the stink eye as he glances back. Viewtiful Joe, Shadwari and Tailigee take this as their cue to leave as well and dash out the castle, breaking the sound barrier when they are a safe distance away.

Hey, a-Wario! Think you can-a-keep up?
"Keep up"?

Wario hops onto a motorcycle of his own, and starts the engine.

Hmmph! Don't be stupid! This baby can move at lightspeed! Although technically, the theory of relativity debunks this due to the fact accelerating at such a speed would increase your mass to an endless degree and therefore slow you down, but-- Ugh! You know what, screw the science babble, it doesn't matter! you just try not to get too carried away gawking and drooling at my sheer speed!

Wario rides off, Yoshles following. Somari turns to Mario and Luigi.

And you guys have-a-had to put up with-a-him for how long?

About-a 28 years, give or-a take.
I've-a known him for longer; Truth is, Wario and-a I used to go way back... We used to have-a played games like "Cowboy" all the time... *Sigh* Good-a times...
Yeah, until you realize that it was "games" like those that turned him into the rotten stink that he is! But whatever, we can discuss how much of a hypocrite you are at another time.
I'm off. Good luck, or... Whatever.

Stanley heads off to find his partner, and then to Forever Forest.

...A curious question, Somari. Was there ever anyone like-a Stanley in-a your world, that you know of?

Come to-a-think of it, yeah! Yoshles even-a-formed a group called-a-the Chaotix with him! He was a really nice-a-guy, too... shame he's been-a-missing in action for-a-the last 27 years.

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Toad Town Mall
....
Hey!

Viewtiful Joe, Tailigee, and Shadwari (who teleported) confront the two figures.

Ugh, what do you losers want?
You wouldn't happen to be one of the seven Koopalings, would you?
What's it to you? Sorry, but I'm not taking autographs or selfies right now, so you'll have to buzz off..

The figure turns around and walks away. Viewtiful Joe boldly grabs their shoulder.

Look, real people are su--

Immediately an even taller hooded figure punches Viewtiful Joe into a distant wall!

!!
...
I warned you three, didn't I? Now if you excuse me, I have some destruction to attend to...
...And none of you can stop me.
Wendy O. Koopa
Sassy Diva of the Koopalings

Wendy walks away, leaving the hooded figure to deal with the three.

Where specifically is he, though? I mean, he's here on the radar, but--

Immediately the three hear a giggling noise, coupled with sight of a small figure riding on a ball, trampling others!

Wheeeeee...!!

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Toad Town Mall Alright, fine! I guess we're doing this the hard way, then!
...

Viewtiful Joe bursts from the wall, throwing Voomerangs at the hooded individual, who rolls, sidesteps, and hops over them. Joe takes note of this finesse.

(He's fast, but he has to have some sort of weakness. As far as I know, he hasn't bothered to attack me from far away. Whether that's because he can't or because he wants to catch me off guard though is unknown.)

The hooded figure lunges straight for Viewtiful Joe with a straight punch, but misses as Joe V-Dodges before he can hit. As Joe's counterattacks connects, however, the figure feints being hit, and counterattacks with a counterpunch, before following up with a devatating combination of punches!

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As Wendy is walking by, shooting various stores with Crystal Beams, Tailigee and Shadwari surround her!

Give it up. There's nowhere for you to r--

Shadwari is immediately caught in the eyes with a powerful Pepper Spray, then thrown and slammed into Tailigee, sending them both flying!

You wish. I was never planning on running. I just have better things to do that to kick a couple of miscreants around all day.

(OOC: Wait... whos the fourth guy?)
Mao and Skapokon then looked at each other... Mao: Oh this is gonna be easy... He then surrounds his hand with shine energy... Blast Beam! He then popped the ball with a beam of energy!

Gritzy Desert The figure turns around at the noise in confusion, seemingly a little too late...

Huh?

Before the ball can be made contact with, a dark blur dashes away with it! This however, attracts the figure's attention regardless.

Hey! No fair! You tried to destroy my ball!
Sorry, kid, but your "fun" is causing too much damage to be caused here! Excluding the damage we made on our way here.
Grr...! No fair! I finally get to play and you meanies try to spoil my fun! Ludwig told me about guys like you!
Well, too bad! You guys'll have to be spoilsports somewhere else!
Lemmy Koopa

Childish Lastborn of the Koopalings

Gore n' Watch... Get 'im!

...
Mr. Game & Watch?

Minigames Galore Gone Mad?

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I meant three, my bad.

Skapokon: OOGH! IM GOING TO UNLEASHE MAI MOOSCLE MAYMAY POWAIRRRR! Mao: I think he's going to fend off Game and Watch, not gonna lie. Wait... wasn't there supposed to be- Then... at least 27 or so beams of energy then hit the place where the ball was! Mao: And THERE WE GO!

No... wait, don't--!

Game & Watch immediately absorbs all the beams of energy into his bucket. Lemmy joyfully wanders off.

...Ugh.

Buuut the bucket got knocked out of the corrupted game and watches hands due to... well, the Pokon Roll. Skapokon: Nao! Your faiting mii! Knot theme! So breeng eet! He then tossed the corrupted fighter behind him! Pokon Toss was the moves name... don't blame me, blame the game Sukapon came from!

Buuut the Pokon Roll does nothing, as the bucket by no means can be knocked out of G&W's hands.

...

Mr. Game & Watch brings out an Frying Pan, and lobs ridiculously large amounts of food at Skapokon!

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Toad Town Mall Caught off guard by the Hooded figure's counter, Joe leaps back into the air.

(I swear I used Slow-Mo to slow him down... I should've saw that feint coming.)

He looks down, slowing his perception down again to give himself some time to think.

(Think, Joe, think! He's fast, but his punches don't do that much individually, and on top of that he only ever uses his fists to fight, and doesn't approach me in the air. Air... Air... hold on.)

Viewtiful Joe tries an experiment. Undoing Slow-Mo, He throws a Shocking Pink at the hooded person, who dodges, only for smoke to fill the area.

...

The hooded figure silently turns around in various directions, keeping their guard up. Unfortunately, they are still caught by surprise by Joe, who kicks them upwards!

!!

The hooded figure woelessly flails his fist at Joe in the air, who V-Dodges.

Alley-oop!

Viewtiful Joe continues with a long combo of air hits, before sending them spiraling through the smoke with a Red-Hot Kick!

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Ngh!

Wendy is knocked back a good distaced back. Shadwari, who is responsible, casually walks forward. He ignores the hooded figure flying back, along with Viewtiful Joe giving chase.

It's over. You're clearly outmatched. I won't hesitate to knock you out if you resist.

Wendy tries to atack with a Bowser-style Dropkick, which Shadwari easily dodges by teleporting away. He then reteleports behind Wendy and hits her through the ceiling with a simple backhand.

...

Shadwari prepares a Chaos Spear in case of any sneak attacks from her. She instead comes out with her Clown Car.

Over? Oh, you poor fool. It'll be over when I say it's over!

Wendy activates the razorblades, and hovers straight for Shadwari!

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XXL Chef (Earth/Impact)- Variant of Chef. The user flings massive (but inedible by any orthodox methods) food at the opponent. Lower range and slower, but more powerful.

While Skapokon started to fling the food right back at the corrupted game and watch! Skapokon: You get the kid! I'll hold flatt mann back!

Gritzy Desert Game & Watch uses the bucket to absorb it, filling it up to maximum. He dodges the rest with Fire.

!!

The malevolent monochrome falls down on Skapokon, equipping his hammer to get ready for a Judgement!

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??? It's not fair! How come you gave the Koopalings permission to carry out their plan!? I wanna crush those worthless pipsqueaks too!
Well, MAYBE, it's because I don't have to worry about those seven handing in faulty report cards! Are you kidding me!? That piece of paper is C's Central!
'Dawww, why does it matter, pop!? That school stuff is a waste of time! You don't have to spend all day listening to Kamek ramble about the Pythagorean Theorem like I do!!
You'll listen to him for as long as it takes to get your act together, young man! In the meantime, you're grounded, no ifs, ands, or buts!
But--
NO BUTS! Now go to your room right now!
>:C

Bowser Jr. angrily stomps away. Kamek turns to Bowser.

That was rather cutting, your treacherousness.

Bowser turns his back on Kamek. After a few seconds of uncomfortable silence, he sighs.

Yeah, yeah, I know. I just-- I just want to get my point across. I'm not trying to upset the kid or anything, but I can't let him sabotage himself due to his own recklessness.

He rears his head to Kamek.

It sounds like a cliche, but when I look at him, I see myself in him. What I could've been. It should go without saying that appreciate the fact that you raised me, but before that, I was on my own.
It doesn't help that the influence of the internet is... concerning, to say the least.
He did call me a "Boomer" earlier this year.
Heh. Look, point is, I don't want him to be like me, going off and chipping away at my life to beat the same goddamn guy for three and a half decades. I want him to be better. And if it means cutting him off from our villainous schemes, I won't give it a second thought.

Bowser too begins to walk out the room, closing the instant it is opened.

..."Oh, come on, Kamek! Parenting can't be that hard!" Not so fun once the shoe is on the other foot, is it, your ungodlyness?

Kamek too teleports off.

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Fire (Swift)- The user summons two firefighters that appear under them and bounce them upwards using their trampoline.