Grrrr... fine! Join your stupid little friends! In fact, you'll probably make a better team with them, because just like those two, all you are is irrelevant!
Hey, not cool, dude. Besides, who are we to judge who is and isn't relevant?
And when was the last time you-- no costumes, no offhanded references-- appeared in any video games!?
Why, Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3--
...oh.
Play with your stupid pity party for all I care! Which, is not at all!
...Well. This is-a awkward...
You're not-a wrong... But in-a any case, I wonder if we-a should find somewhere else to get-a one other person to help us...
Hm, I'm-a not sure... I don't know if there's-a anyone available that we can ask for help in-a this case...
...Except... What if-a we ask Donkey Kong?
...Hm, no. I'm-a pretty sure we still consider each other as-a rivals, you know?
Yeah, maybe you're-a right...
And-a besides, who knows? Maybe we won't-a need a third person after all. And even if it ends up that we-a do... We certainly have-a some people we can-a call for back-up.
If anyone comes in and mentions weasels or "Bio Stars", tell 'em I died.
...but you're a weasel*, ain't ya?
If I ever find out who started that, I'm gonna kill 'em.
I'm getting tired of people being stubborn about this.
That's your fault! Do you really think one would be ready to tie themselves down just after they'd been freed again?! Or if they were never free bef-
You know, I've been told actions speak louder than words.
It doesn't matter how long we've been gone! What matters is what we desired before!
Since my birth, I've desired freedom. And only now do I have it, and I fully intend to use it!!
But you? You have nothing to desire! You're just like all of your little friends from back then; the only thing you ever knew was to fight the shrine maiden*!
You don't know who I am.
You'd be amazed what I heard Mecha Sonic say before he threw me out.
So, the radar doesn't work anymore?
Oh, jeez. I think it's evolving. For example, Dee, dunno if you noticed but that Dark Matter that tried to possess you was completely effing immune to holy water.
I think we're gonna need a new sample.
(Already?)
I was able to-a-isolate the energy readings of these-a-radars! If we-a-split up in-a-groups of four/five, we'll be able to-a-take one of each down, and then-a-deal with the rest!
Huh. Convenient.
Just to-a-make sure we're all clear, allow-a-me to recap:
Any-a-questions?
I'd-a-say there's enough of you guys as-is (Also, I don't-a-think Wario is very willing to cooperate on your group effort after the argument that just-a-happened).
The Dark Matter you seek is not of this dimension, hence why it's still not going off even with my presence. Rather...we're something called Grey Matter.
Whereas Dark Matter comes from this universe, Grey Matter comes from an alternative dimension known as the Parallel*. That's also why it infect you machines instead of organics.
I've got it!
If one of you places a teleporter and sets it far away from here and the other applies a heavy weight to the angry mustached ball guy, he could fall through the floor here and fall into the teleporter, thereby taking care of your prob-
Oh.
Oh, thanks!
...Wait. If you're part of this Grey Matter, how come you aren't trying to yeet us into oblivion? ...And why do you think we're machines? As far as I know, nobody here fits the bill except R.O.B.
Well, my-a guess in all honesty is that where we go all depends on-a which of the 6 places each-a group chooses to go to.
You're not!? But you look just like one!
Steller. Quiet.
In any case, I'd rather not talk about it. It...feels strange to think about it.
It's cause he got kicked out cause he was brave enough to voice his own opinion.
...All that matters is that you helped my blade free me-
That's me!
...you helped my blade free me, so I'm in your debt.
*sigh* I'll get it.
Either I missed something in the paperwork or they're wondering about Devil Man and the others...
It's astounding, really! They never stopped to think what would happen if they threw us out like trash!
*
I was a pawn to Isoc! I was a pawn to Mecha Sonic! But without either, I follow my own road of destruction!!!
You know, for calling me a one-note being, your motives are quite hollow themselves.
If we're saving this Toad Town Central for last, then I think my team'll go with Toad Town Mall and save you guys the trouble of going there. How about you, Garlic?
Hmph! I'll have you know the versatility of Wario knows no bounds! and as such, we'll be picking last.
(Gee, How noble of you.)
Well, what about-a-everyone else?
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