Hey, if you guys need that wish but you can't be arsed to get all the Grand Stars...
...well, it seems this GRAND NOVA is the same one as in the old universe, so I might be able to call in a favor.
I don't think GRAND NOVA will exactly remember anything from the old universe... Most of the people who were in that universe, aside from the Reapers, lost their memories when the Absurd Roleplay was removed entirely from existence.
...Although... Delta Paradox went and inserted all of the Grand Stars into GRAND NOVA when he wished to get rid of Break Man G forever, causing GRAND NOVA to absorb them, giving him back all of his old powers that were lost when removing the High Quality Core (strange how he still lost that, but still has the Wish Core that was stolen from him... And is still alive, come to think of it), but now we are no longer able to use them to summon GRAND NOVA.
...We can, however, just go and find where he is and see if he'll grant the wish anyways. He's probably still trying to figure out some new wishing policy so that people can't make wishes left and right.
Actually, since the fight's over, we can go and look for him right now. What do you say, Phantom?
Yeah, yeah, you two go on ahead. I'll catch up with you soon.
...
You know, it really is great you're trying to find a counter to the MKII Virus. But, I think I know a way for you to save a life right now...
You see, there's this guy called "Phantasm"... He wants to fight the virus-infected versions of your brothers to gain a sample of the virus to develop a cure himself... A battle that will more than likely cost him his life. (He... hasn't exactly had the best luck in the kind of battle he wanted to challenge them in.)
I am going to try and contact him. Hopefully, if we tell him what we learned, he'll decide NOT to throw away his life for the slim chance of obtaining an MKII Virus sample, and the even SLIMMER chance of him finding a cure through the sample alone... Or at all.
I mean, when I ran into NOVA back when all that Beta Devil crap had just begun he seemed to almost remember me, like a really strong deja vu. I'm pretty sure he also had that everything dynamo thing I cobbled together too. But, eh. We won't know anything for sure until we find him.
Yes.
Yes!
!
Anyone else hear a disembodied voice? Just me? Okay.
hey are you having fun? are you having fun? are you? huh? huh? you will be in a second!
having fun yet? are you? are you?
What the-?!
Mighty | HP 50 000 000/50 000 000 | Level Yes | Attack 9 999 999 | Defense 11 235 813 | Speed 10 000 000
i'll f
kin do it again!
You wanna go?
Then let's SQUAWKing go.
Well, that takes care of that. Let's get back to searching.
no lol!
that'll probably be pretty fun to get out of!
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EZLPD 2 TEMA U.
Actually, we met once before.
WHAT!? *Explodes*
U HVA DFNO EMH. Y?
I'd like to request for a wish.
4 FER? AHN. I DNU NEV NO U, D0D.
...UBT. AYMB U EKN B A ETTS 4 HMA UN HSWE STEMS.
A new system? What is it?
...NOW OIMENL YPCSA ERDSLO. ILL VEG U 1 HSEW 4 ONW INLOEM CEH.
...Seriously? THAT'S your plan for a wish exchange?
YE, I EHTNK TE WSERK!
It doesn't. It really, really doesn't.
N OHWS HET EIMLON MMNELEOI DLO YADTI EHR?
...Alright, fine, then.
TGIH, WAT ES UR HWES?
I wish that I had 2,000,000 more Space Dollars.
...
...I HKTEN I ANO C TEH RBLAMAP.
Oh, do you now?
K NDE, SWI YGA, U AGT A BERT DIAE?
Well, not exactly an idea on how to better sort the problem, but... We could maybe... I dunno... Ask the Metalls who worked with those Former guys that made you?
...
...TWA ASW HTE SWHE U DEUTNW 2 AKM?
The kind of wish I want can be made after we talk about some system to prevent you from making wishes too quickly and rapidly... Unless it was upgraded for otherwise recently, that Everything Dynamo can only grant so much energy to be used for wishes, you know.
...I KNOW THAT. FAR TOO WELL.
Then we NEED to make a system that's far less exploitable.
I AGREE. BUT I REFUSE TO TALK IT OUT WITH THOSE FORMER-TALLS.
There is hardly ANYONE we can turn to right now-
THE ANSWER IS NO. LAY OFF IT, OR I'LL JUST ERASE THE UNIVERSE MYSELF.
...
...*Sigh*...
...LOOK. ...THERE IS A REASON I'VE BEEN OUT ON MY OWN FOR SO LONG. WHY I HAD NO ABILITY TO HAVE MY PARTS REPLACED... WHY I BECAME THE MYTHICAL DEITY I AM TODAY.
...A LONG, LONG TIME AGO, THE FORMERS CREATED ME TO BE THE ULTIMATE MACHINE... A MACHINE, CAPABLE OF ANYTHING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, AND EVEN BEYOND... GALACTIC NOVA. ...AND TO MAKE SURE I WOULD BECOME THE ALL-CAPABLE MACHINE THEY WANTED ME TO BE... THEY PREFORMED VARIOUS TESTS ON ME. DAY AND NIGHT. 24/7. EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK, THEY WOULD CRAM INTO MY CIRCUITS THE MOST RANDOM AND USELESS THINGS. COFFEE MACHINES. SNACK AND DRINK VENDORS. DEATH LASERS AND SAWBLADES. ANY RANDOM THING THAT WOULD COME INTO THEIR IDIOTIC GENIUS HEADS, THEY'D MAKE IT, ONLY TO STUFF IT IN ME MOMENTS LATER. IT TOOK THEM YEARS TO REALIZE THAT MOST OF THE THINGS THEY TRY TO STUFF ME WITH JUST WON'T FIT IN TOGETHER... BUT EVEN AFTER THAT, THEY STILL TRIED TO MAKE THEM FIT. ...NEEDLESS TO SAY, GETTING RID OF THE FINAL ITEM THEY STUFFED IN THERE WITH THAT BLUE GUY'S WISH WITH THE ROUGE STAR WAS THE GREATEST FEELING I HAVE EVER FELT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
...AND THEN THEY MADE THAT STUPID WISH CORE- THE ONLY THING THAT I CAN NEVER GET RID OF MYSELF- AND GUESS WHO WAS THE FIRST TO BE THE GUINEA PIG? ME. THEY THEN PROCEEDED TO WISH FOR THE MOST ASININE THINGS, ALL WHILE IMMEDIATELY HAVING A REPLACEMENT PART WAITING FOR THEM TO STUFF BACK IN ME SO THAT THEY COULD CONTINUE TO MAKE MORE AND MORE WISHES. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORST PART OF IT WAS? I COULDN'T DO A THING ABOUT ANY OF IT. BECAUSE I WASN'T EVEN SENTIENT... AT LEAST. I WASN'T YET.
...I KILLED THEM. EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM, AND MADE MY ULTIMATE ESCAPE. NO MORE TESTS. NO MORE EXPERIMENTS. NO MORE BEING STUFFED WITH RANDOM PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY AFTER RANDOM PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY. I WAS FINALLY FREE. ...I THINK I ALSO SUMMONED A DRAGON TO KILL OFF THEIR ENTIRE RACE BEFORE I LEFT FOR GOOD, JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT.
...SINCE THAT DAY, I RENOUNCED THE NAME "GALACTIC NOVA". I REFUSED TO GO BY THE NAME OF THOSE WHO HAD HELD ME CAPTIVE AND STUFFED ME WITH WHATEVER THE HELL THEY FELT LIKE STUFFING IN ME. INSTEAD, I TOOK MY OLD NAME AND CHANGED IT, INSPIRED BY THE OBJECT THAT CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER... FROM THAT DAY FORWARD, I BECAME KNOWN AS GRAND NOVA.
...Wow. ...And here I thought you didn't even remember anything of what happened in the Absurd Roleplay's collective multiverse.
I DIDN'T. BUT NOW I DO. CAN'T EXACTLY EXPLAIN WHY, THOUGH. I JUST... REMEMBERED.
...So, that's your life story, huh? ...Man, that kinda sucks, dude.
...But... Even still... I think we should still at least consider talking to the Metalls about it. I mean, again, Mighty could have a solution of his own, but... Would it really hurt to try?
...*Sigh* I SUPPOSE NOT... I HEARD THEY HAD A NEW BASE OF SOME SORTS ON EARTH, WHICH I WAS GOING TO HEAD THERE ANYWAYS, BECAUSE WHY NOT. ...I GUESS IT WOULDN'T HURT TO PAY A VISIT, TO SEE IF WE CAN WORK ON AN AGREEMENT.
Glad to hear you're at least willing to try talking to them. ...So, about that wish...
OH, RIGHT. UM... YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS'LL BE ON THE HOUSE. AS THANKS FOR TALKING WITH ME AND WHATNOT.
Oh, cool. So... my wish. You see... There's this guy. His name is Walter. He's currently comatose in an expired- and possibly deceased- universe. Do you... Think there's any chance you could warp him here, right now?
...HMM... I'M NOT ENTIRELY CERTAIN, ACTUALLY. ...BUT... I CAN TRY, AT LEAST.
PLEZD 2 MEAT U.
U HAV FOND MEH. Y?
4 FRE? NAH. I DUN EVN NO U, D0D.
...BUT. MAYB U KEN B A TEST 4 MAH NU WESH SESTM.
...WON MILEON SPAYC DOLERS. ILL GEV U 1 WESH 4 WON MILEON ECH.
EY, I THENK ET WERKS!
N WHOS TEH MILEON MELENION OLD DAITY HER?
IGHT, WAT ES UR WESH?
...I THENK I NAO C TEH PRABLAM.
K DEN, WIS GAY, U GAT A BETR IDEA?
...WAT WAS TEH WESH U WUNTED 2 MAK?
Let's see...Introduction to Mega Man, Elektro Tunnel, Mystery Mansion, ah! Here it is, the Absurd Roleplay Replacement. My living counterpart should be located within. Good. Now then...since the system has shown that it can't delete a both living and dead target without the entire system to crash, I should be able to install just about anything unabated.
Hmm...I can't install it here...I need to get somewhere far away from here. Hmm...but if I go to the Replacement, it'll stick out like a sore thumb. Prehaps...
We're going on a trip!
In our favorite rocket ship!
Zooming through the skies-
Alright! I've had enough! You guys have been singing that song for who knows how long! And-
Oh. We're here.
He's here. I know it.
Is it because the tracker says he is?
...
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