Ahahahahagh! Ah, that's hot. That's hot.
On the subject, it is quite engrossing how time runs it's course in this world.
!?!? Who's there!?
There needn't be any worry Mr. Smith. My intention is only to study the properties of time.
That's not it. Regardless of your intentions, you are not supposed to be here. That's a clear violation of--
For what reason? It is chronologically impossible for myself to trigger an anomaly.
On my home realm, each timeline is only capable of moving forward. Stopping and slowing time to a crawl was a reality, but attempting to move backwards would only result in the creation or visitation of alternate timelines.
But clearly this universe is different. Multiple entities are capable of rewinding time, as well as sending people to a direct point in time. By all means this should be impossible. But no.
I... need to further study this inconsistency. I will make my leave now. Goodbye, Mr. Smith. You may proceed your handling of rifts in space-time.
...Hmm.
Oh, hey-a, bro! Where did-a you-
Don't ask. Just... Don't-a ask. Seriously, Master Hand could've at-a least warned me before he-a dragged me into another one of-a these...
...Ok...? *Turns to Shadwari* Anyways, you were-a introducing us to some people?
(Could at least warn us when you decide to teleport us away.) That would be-a-us.
You guys go ahead and do your thing. I, uh... I have to take this.
Wait, who's "why are you looking at this list"?
That's not important, just skip that and go on next boss itself.
Aight.
Hey, Walter? We need to talk about something.
Proto Matter?
No, something else. More specifically, Kermit.
Look, I humored him for my entertainment, end then when I got a little carried away, he went and left back to his realm. I don't see what that has to--
He said he came from the Demon Realm, right?
Something along those lines, yeah.
Did he or did he not come with any other people?
...A small group, but they were hooded, so I couldn't really identify him.
There is a good chance they were only using you to gauge the power of the Outside World.
Why's that matter? I held back on them.
Listen. I'm getting strange reading all over the time continuum itself. Things are happening that never really happened, or rather- aren't supposed to. I'm willing to bet this is the work of those same Demon Realm people that you let get away.
...I don't see how this is supposed to be a problem. I'll just get rid off them without any trouble.
...Well. I hope it's as easy as you make it sound. Because if things get too out of hand... we know who to blame.
Oh! You must-a be that Somari guy Sonic was-a talking to me about!
One-a sec.
Anyways, I'm-a Mario, and this is my-a brother, Luigi.
Hello! So, we-a already established who you-a are, Somari, but who are-a your friends?
I'm-a-Tailigee. When I'm not spending my-a-time helping out, I'm-a-usually doing some engineering.
(I'm Yoshles, Former Master Emerald Guardian. And no, I do not like being ridden on.)
And I'm-a-sure you've already-a-met Shadwari... The-a-self proclaimed "Ultimate Lifeform."
Tch.
(Mario, Luigi, Wario, Peach, Daisy... even my adoptive son* got into Smash! I wouldn't be surprised if Captain Toad got an invitation.)
(But what about Waluigi? No. for THREE GAMES STRAIGHT all I'm considered is a stupid Assist Trophy to help Wario out. Well, no more! Waluigi will finally take action!)
...I'll meet up with you later. But Piranha Plant is off-limits.*
I ain't letting ya start yer scheme before it gets outta hand.
(It's now or never.)
(With Mao on the loose for the entire month, this is the best chance I've got.)
Nice to meet-a you guys!
...Though, now I-a wonder if we should-a inform Yoshi about all of this... He has-a been working with this-a "Brash Crew" recently, so I'm-a not sure if he's-a busy or not.
...Hm, come to think of-a it... I think we passed him on our-a way here. He seemed to have-a been using a pair of-a wings to fly back to Doppler Labs from-a Yoshi's Island...
...So either he-a was busy with something, and is done... Or he's-a been called over there for something important.
We'll let him do what he has to do for now. Besides, we have something even more important to tend to.
Waiiitaminute. Just who do you think you're bossin' around, huh!?
I'm only pointing out the obvious. It figures a peabrain like you would find a way to be offended by such.
You mind repeating that to my face!!?
We both know what I was implying. Maybe it wouldn't offend you so much if you weren't such a greedy. Selfish. Hack.
Guys, maybe now's not the time to-a-argu--
By order of the Koopa Kings...
...The eight of you are to perish my my hand.
...
It'd do you well to know the difference between a rat and a mouse. It'd also do you well to give me the Yagaterasu.
Firstly, leave Piranha Plant out. I know another guy that's even better for this stuff! Second...
How would you even know where we are?
You can come if you want, but I don't think it's anything we can't handle.
Alright, you bonehead, What did you do!?
What!? Why d'you accuse me!? All I did was humiliate him in front of all his people and dethrone him while crowning myself... king.
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