...Tch. I knew this would be a waste of time... Come along, Kakarot.
...Just a sec, Vegeta.
Hey, if you don't mind me asking-
Let me stop you right there. Yes. I do mind you asking. You know who you are? You're the strongest mortal man on the planet. Hell, even calling you a "mortal man" is simply low-balling the kind of fighter you are. And ME? I had fought a Mad Scientist, an Electric/Ghost Pokemon, a destructive demonbird, the literal Satan of another world, a ghost of my former self, an interdimensional alien, and a ghost of my RIVAL'S former self.* With FRIENDS. And even THEN, I needed luck. Fighting you, with no allies, and no Tournament for restraint, would be a suicide mission. So, I'm afraid it'll have to be a hard pass.
...Good day to you, Son Goku.
...Sheesh. I was just going to ask him if he knew any good places to eat...
I may know of a place. But, first...
(Crapbaskets...)
...Alright. Hand it over.
Now, wait just a sec. I'm not done yet.
For safety measures, this is going straight back to its original owner.
Wha- HEY! I-
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
This? The money for the victor of your little tournament? This is all going STRAIGHT to Rumia.
I'd deliver it to them personally, but as the reaper who was behind all this, I'm equally as responsible for the whole mess. Yet another one of my stupid mistakes...
...So now that I have already returned the Golden Coconut to Robbie Rotten off-scene (which, oddly enough, he's still asleep...), I'm going to go serve two new customers. At my resturaunt. Of which I have also taken back the money I payed for your sponsorship spot. To give to Rumia. Because it's still somewhat my fault this happened.
W-will friend Rumia be okay??
Well, she hasn't sustained any permanent injuries...
...but that was a nasty hit she took while fighting Kahtos. Even with the Yaschichi I had, and even with what we were able to get to speed up her recovery with some of the Zenny provided, it's gonna be a little while until she's ready to be up and about again.
*snif* I was scared *snif* it was gonna happen...I told her *hic* she might get hurt...
Daiyousei, it isn't your fault. I don't think anyone expected it to end like it did.
I should probably tell the others about this...
And just where are you going?
Hmmh... (I'm going back to Doppler Labs.)
Hmh! (I thought you and this island would be the most of my worries for a while. But Rumia's hurt, and it's long overdue that I actually do something for one of my teammates.)
Perhaps you misunderstood my question.
You're not going anywhere until you've faced me.
Hrrngh! (What's wrong with you?! I just want to help my-)
*sigh* (Well, I wasn't going to let this drag on anyway...)
What's this about me fighting a boy?! Are you trying to make a mockery out of me? Sure, at least it's not a innocent girl, but the point still stands!
This is our home, right? What happened?
Ugh...what happened?
...
Master!
-Huh...who's...
Huh! How did you get up here? We're in space!
This? Don't worry about it.
Woah. What happened to Rumia?
We've identified three zones where we could get in undetected. Here, here, and here.
The right side looks the easiest to enter, let's try that one.
Exactly what I was thinking sir.
Ready the boys. It's time we knocked down UKR a peg!
I...uh...
...it doesn't look like anyone was hurt...but they're missing, like they got taken away...
Oh, hey, Yoshi.
Wuh? (Shadow Digital? I thought you were at Dark Elf's house!)
Well, first off, I got bored.
And second...that thing is here.
*quack*
Hmh? (...did it just quack*?)
Yep. That's one of the better sounds you can hear from it.
Whoh! (Hey, that's a Charizard!!)
No it's not. It's like 18 feet taller, 680 pounds heavier, and-
*LOUD STATIC*
...and that. Crud.
Look. You don't know me, but right now me and some others are working on enabling negotiations with the UKR. Your stupid little attack would completely screw that up and cause a LOT of pointless long-term bloodshed. So if you go through with it, you will not only face the full wrath of their troops, but also my wrath.
AHAHAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!! Goddamn, that was brutal! I didn't think you had it in you, Defteros!
But I don't!
I mean, seriously, your torturing literally cancelled the tournament! If that old Geezer Cranky was going to erase you from existence, before, imagine what he'll do now. Also serves that gold-bellied fatass right for invading my property.
I--
Sorry, ol' chap. But the proof is in the pudding. Can not deny, you really took your sweet time attacking that youwhatever. And, correct me if I'm wrong from a lack of experience, but... that's not what good guys do, is it?
Oh, you guys had your chance. Too late to take the high road on this one.
Also, I know it says "remains unknown", but I'd be genuinely surprised if that little emergency remote worked. If Kahtos had the time to merge with his Adaptor, then I'm positive he had the time to override his latent code.
But anyway. I know it's a strange concept for you, old ape. But there's this one thing that people usually do that given your history I'm sure you haven't heard of. It's called minding your own business.
Well, it was dumb of me to expect otherwise to happen.
What?
The tournament's cancelled. Turns out savagely tormenting your opponents doesn't go well with a lot of the contestants. Or some of the contestants friends. And after one match, nonetheless.
's probably for the best, actually. Although a certain company just might go bankrupt from the national backlash that is to take place.
It's obvious for some what they're going to do after, but I'm personally curious how that Viking Dude's taking it. He seemed really excited to face off against someone.
Four letters. S. O. U. L. Like the genre. it's not that complicated.
Where're you going?
To my spacecraft, if you don't mind. Something has come up.
I should feel honored. I border on enough relevancy to be considered important enough to be sent this. Regardless...
Wow! That sounds soooo exciting! Lemme just check to see how many shits I give before I tune in!
Oh. Well would you look at that. It seems I don't have any shits to give. I could go to the shit store so I could go get a shit to give, but that's such a far trip, I don't think I can make it there.
How sad. Looks like I don't give a shit about this new Choice Network at all. This was a waste of time.
I know what happened. Sorry 'bout the tournament... or the lack thereof.
Although disappointing, I has't nay doubt yond I shalt liveth to duel another day. Though aside from the callous fate Madam Rumia suffered, there is one thing which troubles me.
What's up, man? Talk to me.
The one hath called Kahtos. I hath felt a very... menacing aura from.... It forsooth reminds me of... him.
Him?
Indeed. The Wily Omega. Of which we know not his whereabouts at all. Could it be the one who used us plots something destructive this very moment?
....Let him. Whether or not he reveals himself, It won't end with us being his pawns this time. The CRN will give him everything that's coming to him. We'll make sure of it.
So has anybody won yet?]{n}
You do remember that a young youkai is currently hospitalized from an event that thousands of people watched live, don't you?
If you have the audacity to try and profit off of that by turning Gemini TV's PR disaster into your own PR boost, I have a couple of choice words for you.
It just occurred to me. I need to have a talk with a certain someone.
Who?
Screw you, that's who. Don't break anything and do not touch the KFC, unless you wanna volunteer to end up with an even worse fate that your duplicate would've gotten.
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