HYAAAAAUUUUUGHHHHH
Hngh! (What's...?!)
You owe me for this.
I AM NOT PROGRAMMED FOR FAVORS. IF YOU WISH FOR COMPENSATION FOR YOUR ACTIONS, PLEASE DIRECT ALL CONVERSATION TO MY CREATOR, UPSILON NARRATOR.
Yeah, yeah...
...Uh... O-out of bounds! K-K-Kahtos is the winner of the match!
...If you win your battle against Tyrant Man... You will forfeit. Do you understand me!?
Wh-what!? But, I... Kahtos still listens to me! I can tell him to stand down!
I am well aware. But that is NOT happening on my watch... That "Kahtos" is a menace. A monster. And it needs to be taught a lesson.
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...And who the hell are YOU? And why are you here?
Personally, I would like to know the how. This lobby is for Tournament participants and staff only. I will personally escort you off the premises if you do not leave the room on your own accord.
Let me just tell you that people will watch that violence to ensure the wellbeing of others, and not just for their own selfish entertainment, and if your higher-up doesn't reconsider anything from this incident, with or without the broken seal, he's going to WISH he found himself standing in front of Kahtos.
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...She's right, you know... I don't think that people were watching the Duracell Games for the sake of entertainment. ...Maybe we should call off the tournamen-
No, no, no. We are not cancelling ANYTHING. ...We will, however...
...Ladies and gentlemen... It has come to our attention that a major danger for our contestants have been made perfectly clear. ...So, it is with heavy burden, that I make this announcement...
...From this point forward... All methods of transformation are BANNED. Yep. Transformations are now tournament illegal.
...Are- ...Are you fucking SERIOUS!? THAT'S what you got from this whole thing!?
...Mr. Bluster Kong, sir... We're the ones sponsoring you.
...Look. We tried to convince him to remove Kahtos from the bracket. ...But he went on to say that he "didn't want an uneven bracket." A reminder that the fight had left Ms. Rumia in comatose.
It's fine. A freak like him doesn't deserve to be let off easy. He deserves to be beaten down to a bloody pulp, like the filthy scum that he is!
Gee, Vegeta. Normally, you don't get riled up like this unless it's somebody like-
...Wait. This wouldn't happen to have anything to do with Frieza being still alive, does it?*
O-oh crap! Uh... Mr. Tyrant guy! It's your turn in the arena!
LISTEN TO ME.
YOU WILL UNDO THE TRANSFORMATION BAN. YOU WILL ADD A RULE AGAINST PARTICIPANT ABUSE.
IF YOU AT LEAST DO THE LATTER, MAYBE I'LL CONSIDER NOT HURTING YOU WORSE THAN I HURT THAT
ING AMANOJAKU. OR PUTTING YOU IN CHAPTER 11 BANKRUPTCY IF MENTIONING MONEY IS WHAT WAKES YOU THE
UP.
...You want Kahtos out of the Tournament? Fine. But I'm going to drop out, too. That way, I can use my full power to DESTROY that thing!
Not unless you have some kind of healing power to revitalize Rumia. Besides, this is the first round! I'm not going to let you drop out so easily on round one!
If Kahtos stays another round, then I'm out. I only agreed to this to fight HIM anyways!
But if his first fight's going to be Goku, then I guess it's not going to happen, now is it!?
I disagree with EVERYONE'S notions. I say CANCEL the tournament. It's a danger regardless if it has Kahtos or not, as far as I'm concerned.
May I have a word in on this?
Hey, hold on a second! You're not a contestant! You're not allowed to-
...We will be experiencing technical difficulties. Please, proceed to watch something more worth your time.
...Ok. Apparently, tournaments are far too controversial. So, I'm going to make a decision FOR Primetime Gemini...
...As of now, this tournament is CANCELLED.
Now, GO HOME.
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