It's a deal! Pleasure doing business with you.
Wait, you have a wallet?
Hey, I'm not picky about what currency our donations come in. I've been quite prepared for the rush of modern technology ever since it was made clear how the Great Hakurei Barrier's becoming a non-issue*.
Mhm. Like when you almost put up that big neon sign?
Hey, the only reason I gave up on that was that it wasn't as modern as I thought.
Now if you'll excuse me...
Uh...are Spell Cards allowed?
I don't have a lot of 'em, but I'm used to using 'em...they're sorta to Gensokyo what those Robot Master weapons are to...uh...Robot Masters†.
Even when I'm sticking to flaming weaponry, I know how to catch you off-
Wuh! (Next time, think before you talk!)
So, who do you guys think is going to win this?
I bet it'll be Ninja Man Z! Bet it'll be Ninja, SQUAWK!
...Hm... While Ninja certainly has the only win for one of these under his belt*, the competition looks pretty tough, so who knows who will-
Hey, it's starting!
Ladies, gentlemen, and all unspecified genders! People, robots, and other miscellaneous species of all ages! Today marks the beginning of a spectacular spectacle of preposterous proportions!
Today, we bring to you...
I am your host, Primetime Gemini! Normally, the host would go on some introductory spiel... But you didn't tune in for THAT boring junk! You came here to watch some ACTION!
And action you shall receive! Here's Gemini Man to announce our first match of the tournament!
(Yeah, I think you're able to use those.) Thanks, Gemini. Our first contender is known as the "Youkai of the Dusk". ...Wait, this is all the information I was given? Give it up for Rumia!
And for her opponent... The self-proclaimed "Kremling Alpha", not to be confused with- ...The *BLEEP*'s a "Defteros"?- Here comes Kahtos!
Where is this "competition"?
Here I am!
Alright! I want a good, clean fight! And I really do mean clean, I'm also Gemini Brand's janitor! Remember: No killing each other!
Aaaaand... GO!
Get ready, Kathos*!
Tch.
So I guess the tournament is starting now?]{n}
(But we didn't even run bruh)]{n}
...
Dunno...]{n}
(hehehe... I hope I'll get to encounter one of them...)
WHAT? NO PLS AAAAAAAA
No problem!
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