Greetings from the "Tank
."
You know, when Dyna Man first expressed hatred for you, it seemed incredibly petty.
But frankly, it's astounding how adamantly you've proven you're anything but a low-scale threat.
And unlike Regulus, you don't even have the excuse of being some sorta long-lasting villain. Closest thing we have right now is Dark Matter.
But that has yet to take center stage on a global level.
So, you had trouble with Fitful Nightmare?
Try this without cheating.
...You know, I'm INCREDIBLY bored right now.
Well, ain't THIS convenient!
...Did she just..!?
Enough. Characters like you have had their way for FAR TOO LONG.
...You know, I just don't understand it. Why do the rest of my characters- MY Characters, not that false prophet of a Reaper- always tend to let you lot off the hook? Well, no longer... It's time greedy villains like you receive the punishment you have always deserved... Starting with YOU.
...For you lot may be persistent... Hell, you even stolen someone's absurd defenses, however that works. ...But no amount of defensive capabilities can protect you from the power of a GOD.
...Hakai.
Seriously, what the hell is your BEEF with me!? All I'm trying to do is make sure you corrupt, overpowered hacks get what you deserve! I don't even remember doing anything to YOU specifically!
ALSO, who put this second me here!? She doesn't even LOOK cool!
...Being an overpowered hack yourself. One that ALWAYS gets their way, like nobody else matters... Like that bastard of a Rotom.
...But, fine. Perhaps a NEW punishment is in order for you.
...There. You want to get rid of overpowered hacks? Do it as someone who isn't.
...Whatever. You both are powerless now. My work here is done.
...Strange... I usually regain my regular attire when I power down... Well, no matter. I'm sure it's nothing important.
Well, whatever you want to do, do it. I don't care, I've dealt all the punishment to this one that I could. I'm going to go rest up a bit... I'm still getting used to using the Hakai, and I get a mild headache because of it.
So, should we find the first one, or...?
Y'know what? We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. She clearly wants to stay around, and she's gonna play the invincible card if we take her on before she's ready.
THIS Seija, on the other hand...
...for the first time with a clear mind, I'd say it's time for the ol' 34-3*.
Uh oh.
Hah! (Who are you?)
Oh, how rude of me.
Pleasure to meet you, Yoshi.
Wuh? (Wait, how do you know my-)
The name's Heavy Magician!
I'd love to stay and square off, but how about first I slip into someplace more comfortable?
Hrmmm. And it seems that is how the cookie crumbles.
To be honest, I expected at least a drop of Deus Ex Machina to ruin this entire thing. Kamek? Set sail. It's time to begin our conqu--
--Your crudeness, they are right behind us.
Hmm!?
Huh!? B-but--
Wahahah! That magic paintbrush really is something!
Some advice for next time; Don't make weapons that can end up being used against you.
I don't care if there's a million of "him", Chance Man. Whoever the heck "he" is.
Hmmh... (Well, that's certainly one way to show yourself...)
WAH!
It's the perfect trick, isn't it?
Hey, Daroach, I was wonderin'...it was a nice thing to do, but I didn't think you'd help someone like those little bots. Why'd you wanna do it?
Well, as I've said before, I'm fond of underdogs*. It's quite hard to get more "underdog" than a group of forgotten small fries like them.
I struggle to disagree with that. What I do question in hindsight, though, is why you were so intent on us targeting Utsuho when Koishi was the main target.
...
It was...an attempt to curb the threat before it escalated, that's all.
...please excuse me for a moment.
The Yagaterasu...nigh uncontrollable, yet housed within that hell raven...
Not even the Jamba Heart† could compare to such a mysterious, desirable treasure.
...that's "him"?
You really think I'd be scared of him?!
I wasn't even scared of our Mega Man! I'm not gonna be scared of any of them!
If any of 'em wanna piece of me, it's because I'm gonna wanna piece of them first!
Awawa!! (No! Not in the forest!!)
Gh!!
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