What's got you distracted?
*sigh* Of course...more of this cheater.
Chance Man, if I cared what "he" would do to me, I'd have never come here!
Y'know, dere's still one other thing...
Dedede, we are not going to rope Ripple Star into this.*
Ah ain't talkin' 'bout Ripple Star. Ahm talking 'bout da Love-Love Stick.
I ain't expectin' us to go an' do favors back at Pop Star to put it back togetha†...but dat's 'cause ah don't think we need to.
You 'memba Mr. Star‡, right?
...I do not.
Can't blame ya, even if you was dere for dat. But ah 'memba when Kirby wus fightin' me ova a piece o' dat star boy, he used dat stick to clobba me...even though it'd been some good time since he used it on Zero.
Pretty sure the li'l marshmellow forgot the whole thing as fast as you did, but if he just had it...it could still be out dere, Meta Knight. An' if we gon' be up 'gainst Dark Matter, dat's gonna give us 'nother edge.
You picked the perfect time to return to your home, dinosaur.
Hmh? (What...?)
You will get to watch it fall before your eyes, against foes the world does not know.
Hnngh... (Who do you think you are?!)
Hmph. As if you know who I am?
You... you bastard.
Angry I sent your companion packing? Why not try and settle the score with Wario-Man?
......Nah.
What?!?
Ha! You're not even worthy enough to make me transform!
Come on! You wanna piece of it!? Come and get it!!
YOU MISERABLE INSECT!
YOU JUST GOT STICK BUGGED LOL
SUBJECT "Stick Bug" CAN, QUOTE: "BEAT YOU 96 TIMES LOL" IN ANOTHER LOCATION. GENSOKYO IS OFF-LIMITS FOR SUBJECTS "Stick Bug" AND "Rick Astley".
(Army:) *about a trillion Almighty Stick Bugs going "GET STICK BUGGED LOL" over and over to the point where you can barely even hear what they're saying* LOL
Well, while you all are busy...
Technically speaking, by Spell Card rules, it would have been possible to dodge any and all Spell Cards you faced*.
But of course, the problem was never actually your cheating. The problem was that you managed to completely avoid any and all of the retribution you rightfully deserved, and are continuing to do so to this day.
Which is why, the way I see it, you're a problem that demands much more than the Spell Card system.
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