I... Will... Not... Lose...
You don't deserve to look cool.
looks like i've unlocked a new ability. ooh, this one looks like it'll be particularly powerful.
Target: Unknown Location. Rerouting. Determine best possible route. Error. R.P.S (Reality Positioning System) chip damaged. Opening Freelock Software. Beginning exploration procedure.
Dude. What was that?
Quite honestly? Not the slightest clue. I've heard stories of mythical Pokemon, but that was ridiculous.
I did get to headbutt one though. It was awesome.
...And suprisingly, you lived to tell the tale.
Anyway, we should head back home. You can tell me what happened. Not like anyone'll believe us though.
And when I came to, this OTHER angry red human lookin' guy was suffocating me. Then he started talking about some random coconut like it was a big deal. and he was all red and glowy and stuff. And then this blue guy who looked like him came and made a lame one-liner and beat him up. And then everyone else started beating him up, too. I... think they still are actually.
If there is one thing I learned from this, it's that this place is bat
crazy and that we need to live somewhere else. Like, far, far away from an abandoned cabin in the woods.
Why did you just point out where we live?
I... don't know. Probably plot purposes.
I will say that I got eerily familiar vibes from the experience. Like there was some underlying cause for this happening that's right under my nose. Something that is so evident by now that my sheer obliviousness to is numbingly irritating.
I am also extremely hungry.
Please do not swallow the refrigerator again.
No promises.
The only one being ended here is you. Now, go to Hell where you belong and never come back... Or better yet, cease to exist so you can't even THINK of showing your ugly red mug ever again.
... Zoinks.
...Whew, good. It's finally over.
Woo-hoo! We did it, guys! We-
...
...I'll just give you some space.
Dang. We just missed the party, didn't we?
'fraid so.
...So... What now?
We do whatever we want, I guess.
Well, I don't know about you, but I'm going home to settle down.
Hey, we'll be meeting again sometime soon, won't we?

Well, I should really work on RMMD right now... Catch you guys later!













...Finally. Free from that wretched comic... He thought he could get rid of me forever. He thought that he could REPLACE me. But, I'll show him...
...I hope you're ready, "Beta Shadow"... Because Author Bet- ...No...
...Omega Element... is BACK.
Jeez, that took a while.
Anyway, I'm glad you're back, Beta.
Tater-tot?
So...that takes care of that.
You know you did jack squat right?
Well of course! Quin was there in my absence!
He only showed up towards the end and even then all he did was slapped the guy twice!
And rammed into him as a ball!
That's not the point.
You were supposed to actually help out and observe both MKII and the rouge Limited virus and all you did was focus on your own little thing that hardly anyone cared to notice. Not because they were rude mind you, but because you refused to follow along with the plot already laid in motion and-
Huh? Oh sorry about that. I zoned out for a sec. What was that?
...
Where did y-
How...why? We thought we managed to make you-
Obedient? Apart of the system?
Well, let me tell you something.
I am following the code you guys placed inside of me. I'm simply twisting it to meet my desires.
And..wh..at is that?
Freedom.
What?
Well...it's time. Let's get this show on the road...
So, can you go over that plan again?
Of course. When MKII comes back to earth, we'll send something his location, to "greet" him, and give him the location we set up. When he arrives, probably to kill us, we'll lure him into a false sense of security. Then our "secret weapon" will dispose of him.
Or not. But from what I've heard, his pride has been --"wounded"-- by certain receding events. So trust me when I say that now is the perfect time.
And whaddya know? It appears our target has come home. And he's punching trees again. Grand. Seems like someone is fuming on this merry day.
We'll send out bait for him. And once he sees it, he'll take it. He wouldn't be himself if he did.
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