This guy's no joke, Wario! But if he thinks that he's any match for the Negative Zone...
Then he's dead wrong! Hyaaaa!
Urgh!
Despite the lowliness you possess, "Waluigi", you are a true mystery in terms of specimen.
Wh-what?!?
A tennis racket that can deflect anything and everything as long as it has proper reflexes is bound to be made up of some godlike alloy. On top of that, you manage to harness and emit the same energy developed by your irrelevance... it is quite fascinating. Too bad it will never be enough.
WAAAAAAAHHHHH!
WALUIGI!!
Do not concern yourself with his well-being. His and yours will both be nonexistent soon enough.
...*Sigh* You know... I thought I would enjoy having everything I've ever wanted... Land to call my own... An army of Kremlings, at my every command... Heck, long before all this Chaos Zone stuff happened, I finally got into Smash!
...And yet, as I sit here to admire everything I have gained... I find myself to be filled to the brim with the dullness that is boredom.
Well, I simply wish to match up with most of Beta Shadow's other video game characters, and if anyone has a problem with it, they can take it up with the new-and-improved Kahtos.
Hm, a fair question... Well, I suppose since nobody aside from you and my Kremling Krew is around to see this- What with the high-rated security I placed around the island-
-I suppose I can inform you of what trinket of power I hold in my claws...
Why, elementary, oh dear narrator!
Perhaps... But a true villain stands on only 3 morals: steal, cheat, and lie! If anything, he should be PROUD of me! I have the heart of a TRUE evil villain!
...And the sheer boredom of a hippo.
Say, Kahtos... Is there anything you'd like to do? I could do with some form of entertainment, if you have any ideas.
I am without my own wants, needs, and desires. I can only implore that you ask yourself what you would normally do if you were "bored".
...Hm, well... I would either be sailing the seven seas, doing experiments as K. Roolenstein, or come up with some scheme to...
...What ARE the Kongs up to at this point, anyways?
...Hm... It would appear that those chimpanzee chumps are hanging out for the first time this roleplay... It could be a perfect time to strike!
...What are you about to suggest?
Ah, yes, the tournament... I was actually wondering if Beta Shadow has forgotten all about it.
...He is, is he...? Hm... Alright, fair enough.
Kahtos, I hope you're primed and ready for combat... I'm signing the both of us up for a fighting tournament.
Well, there he is.
...Ah. I see what's going on here. A classic Case 230-1. Step aside, I know what to do here.
*Chuckles* You know... It's been so many years since we've last seen each other, handsome... I'm glad to finally be out of the Void, where reflections don't exi-
...You know, that's going to be seven years of bad luck AND 600 Zenny for compensation, right, Ninja baby?
First off, never call me that. Second off, you've been laying off this tournament for WEEKS now. The construction was over a week ago, even including those unnecessary parts you added for "special effects". Need I remind you this is a Martial Arts tournament, NOT WWE.
The whatnow?
The Gemini TV Tournament. You know? The one inspired by that deathmatch? Don't you think that should be starting soon?
Ah, the tournament, of course! How silly of me to forget! Alright, then, how about this:
Gemini Clone, send a message to all participants. The tournament will be starting this upcoming Sunday.
Hm, I see. Well, I suppose a few late sign-ins wouldn't hurt.
Three days.
And you wonder why I hate you guys!!!
I'm glad you decided to at least help clean up your mess instead of run away from it.
...I have nothing against cryogenic technology like this, but I'm wondering if we need an alternative if I can still hear your "friend" breathing in there.
Hey, ya sure dey got wut dey need to ward off any Dark Matter if it's in dere?
Given R.O.B.'s encounter in Blackreach Forest and Bandanna Waddle Dee's training under my belt, I fully expect they do.
Y'sure dey don't need some sorta special trick? I saw Might go in wit' da holy water, but I dunno if Dark Matter'd be da kinda thing that stuff works against.
...ya still got da Rainbow Drops, right?
...what do you mean?
Most of us kinda forgot 'bout dose artifacts when we b'came a glorified audience against Regulus*, but ah know dey didn't just up 'n disappear. An' ah didn't see you hand 'em ova to anyone.
We don't know how much the threat will continue to escalate. We will be saving them for later.
Not...giving up...yet!!!
Yah! (That makes one of us!!)
Grring-HAH!!!
Stop that! Stop... Not dying!
Just a couple days before opening night, huh? Well, I dunno if I've signed up already...
But now's as good a time as any to head over to Earth and see if I can't enter.
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