Oh, I dare, all right. I dare.
Y-you think this is over? I'll just use my paintbrush to heal myself back to 100%. You c-can't stop me--
N-not...*cough*... so tough. now, are you, kid? Wa... ha..h--
It's over, squirt. You've got nothing on us.
D... don't be so cocky... when... back-up... comes, you'll be *cough* crapping your pants
*ROAR* (I thought something was fishy, but when I got blasted off, I actually met a certain individual of my own.)
Hey! Let me go!
Y'know, I've seen those rugrat Koopalings before, but this kid has an... uncanny resemblance to a couple you-know-whos.
Koopalings? You mean the Deadly Seven?
Wait a minute.
Something's kinda fishy here...
Either this is some god-awful OC, or...
*ROAR* (... We're dealing with alternate-universe counterparts!)
Fantastic. And pray tell, what does this have to do...
...with... oh dear.
Mr. Gutsman? It seems you may have been correct.
It's nothing important, just carry on. I wish we could see what you two were doing instead of listening in on various sound effects.
TIME FOR SUBJECT: "Fully Charged Guts Man" TO, QUOTE: "be a fucking hero": FALSE. SUBJECT: "Fully Charged Guts Man" IS NOT TO INTERVENE WITH SUB-PLOT: "Bowser and Koopenstein".
ADDITIONAL SUBJECT NOT TO INTERFERE...
...SUBJECT: "Proto Man Alucard". ADDENDUM: LOCATION "Dark Grasslands" IS NOWHERE NEAR LOCATION "Whistling Plains".
...I APOLOGIZE TO SUBJECT: "Toadsworth" FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. HOWEVER, PLOT TAKES PRIORITY. AND ACCORDING TO PLOT PROFILE, NOBODY IS TO INTERFERE... NO MATTER HOW DIRE THE SITUATION GETS.
ANY QUESTIONS?
You and your affiliates really don't get the idea of stories that happen without outer influence, do you, Guts?
The reason why Wario, Waluigi, and Petey aren't being helped is because they don't need, or even want to be helped. Go take your adventuring somewhere else.
Oh, no. No questions. Well, only one, to be exact.
Koopenwho!?
Aaaaand I suppose the cat is out of the bag! Somatic. I presume you know what you are tasked to do?
Precisely. I shall be back with not only your sons... but the heads of those troublesome peons as well.
Hey guys, I'm ba-
...bad time?
...is he gone?
Hup! (Boy, it's gonna be refreshing to finally relax in my own home agai-)
WAH! (Wh-who did this?!?!)
Hrrngh... (Son of a Rex...not these freaks again.)
...well, uh...I tied up a few loose ends, reminded myself who I am...
Well, right now we need to remind these loiterers that they don't really have a reason to be here.
Rika, please...
Fine...
There. We don't have anything else for you. So please beat it.
GAGH!
Well, that's good and all, but we still have one predicament... the paintbrush.
Hey, finder's keeper's right? Besides, maybe this brush could better highlight my chiseling features?
No, way, you dunce!
*ROAR* (Are we going to destroy it for the greater good?)
...
...Not a chance! A magic item like this'll make a mint! This may as well be treasure! And unless they're willing to pay up, I'm not letting anyone get their grubby fingers on a potential profit!
How dare you! I put time and effort into bringing out the best in such artillery, and you're gonna go and pawn it off!? If you had said it was too dangerous and tried to destroy it or seal it away somewhere, that'd be easy to respect! But you don't even care if they end up getting into the wrong hands!?
Hey! You lost the right to whine once you dedicated yourself to this stuff! I don't wanna hear any more backchat from you!
I dUn WanNa heEr ENy mOaR baCkhAt fRum yOu!
Nrrrrrrgh! Oh, that is it! You know, I don't condone child violence, but-- WAH!
...Ugh...
Apologies for the turbulent entry, but I do not have time to dillydally. Besides, I have already been humiliated enough by a certain one of you...
...And as long as I live, that can not go unpunished.
!!!
...well, Fefnir, if you and the Concept Masters need a place to stay, I'm more than willing to provide space.
Wh-but-
C'mon, Rika; he's let the 31 or so of us hang around here. Why leave others out?
...
Sure. Make yourselves comfortable.
See, this is why I left you guys. You always treat me like a baby!
Hey, you think you can just come over and crash our party?!
Hennngh... (If you think the Smithy Gang can just drop back down and start this madness again, then certainly!)
What Smithy Gang?
Hngh! (Don't play dumb with me! I know who you are!)
Hey, I never said I didn't know them! All I'm saying is they're not here!
Just because I'm hopping solo...
...doesn't mean I can't bounce back!!
I don't like thinking 'bout it. And I don't like it when you tell me to think about it!
Yagh!!
Hah! (Mario never acted like you were one of the more weighed-down weapons Smithy had, but I'm not gonna believe for a second this is a solo job!)
Well, aren't you hungry for answers?!?!
You... but I thought I piledrived you into hell!* How did you survive?
I merely teleported the instant before the collision could happen. Clearly, you were too caught in your own pitiful conceit to think of such of an eventuality. While we're the subject, I will put an end to all foolish conspiracies to come.
The identical brat, the Somari heroes and myself? We come from an alternate universe with the same individuals of the fabled 'Mario cast' but with a different world and course of events. If you had been ever so at all observant this would have been hardly any news.
Huh? Wait, who am I?
...
...It matters not. Dead men needn't any details. Now then...
...It is time the three of you perish by my hand!
I am the wind itself! Every time a living being breathes, I grow stronger. Every time you move, the force you exert translates to wind energy.
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