I'll blow you away!
Well...it's about you. And what you want.
Your plan has been to get to the world out there, right? I'm not sure if it's changed since last time I checked, but I'm pretty sure that's what it is.
Thing is...I've been there, and it's not all it's cracked up to be. 
Just getting out there in the first place was a lucky combination of there being a physical form of myself out there and me knowing about it at all. It's not an easy escape, and being violent about it won't help.
And even when I did get out there... 
...I couldn't do much of anything. I doubt you're going to have better luck.
And personal experiences aside, escaping to that world runs the risk of you killing the person who made you who you are. Or, well, in your case, made you, period. I've talked about this with...
...
...someone, and if they were to kill that person of theirs, they'd at least have the part of them that exists without the person. You don't have that part, so even if you're not out to get that person, it's still a big risk with little reward.
Put simply; you could get out there in theory. But you certainly couldn't get what you expected. I know it's tempting out there, but you might need to work with what you've got. That is, what you've already got in here.
We didn't get here just so we could clobber those mooks! We came here to clobber one person in specific!
Yeah! So show yourself already!
Hahahaha!! You two have no idea the mess you've gotten yourselves into!
that voice...*cough* ...sounds an awful lot like...
That's right, losers! Read it and weep...
...Because you all have no chance of getting past me!
Mario!?
Not Mario, you dope! That's Bowser's spoiled brat in some kinda disguise!
Not a bad deduction for a couple of clowns in the negative IQ range! Though I have a question...
Which one of you two is ready for the butt-kicking of a lifetime!?
why, you little snotty-nosed imp!
See? Nothing to worry abou--
BEHIND US!
Ngh... you'll have to try a little harder than that if you wanna win!
Say hello to my little friends!
Maybe we should start running.
Uh oh.
'EY MIGHT! We got a mark on da radar!
Where is it?! Where is it?!?!
WHOMST'D'VE DARES INTERRUPT MY GAME OF AMONG U--
-oh (funny duck that refuses to embed), Dark Matter?! Where?
...
Both you and Missingno fail to see the point.
This reality is nothing more than 1s and 0s. And maybe a 2 here and there. The point is that in this world anything could happen. Dragons, worldenders, living memes, and more all exist here. In the real world, none of that exists. That also goes for the timebomb that is my demise. I'm not sticking around.
Kogasa...
I've seen the future. Two futures. Nothing is more depressing than finding that the one in which I leave is the happier one for everyone else.
The bait is set.
Gotcha!
...
I doubt Missingno would have disagreed about that first part. But the thing is, saying the world in here is just "1s and 0s" is just as valid as saying the world out there is "protons, neutrons, and electrons"; either way, you're looking at the world as its bare visible essentials and judging it by that alone.
And again, how do you expect to get out there? Nothing in here is going to help you further that; it's entirely up to what's out there if it wants to let you explore it, even if only as much as I did.
And who says either of the futures you've seen will come true? The few times anyone's looked into the future, they've been quite off about it.
The Fefnir Clan, Page 27 Post #5? Sure, MKII did get a stronger form - two if you count Hades Quartet - but no suicide was involved, and nothing about the Leviathan Clan or Fefnir-Kami and Fafnir-Daimou has even been mentioned since then, let alone come true.
Sure, you could say the Fefnir Clan's full of baloney. But where does that leave Dangan Man? Page 82, he was from a future where the Life Virus came back from the past, left behind Other Dark Prince's team, and deleted just about everything. Just from visiting the present things changed, and now Life Virus is Trio.EXE in the world of Grand Theft Auto V, Other Dark Prince is in critical condition, but not dead, Qbby freed himself, and BreakMan GZ is doing his own thing as Blues.
The future isn't nearly as predictable as you think, Null. And if you insist on leaving, don't expect a better experience.
I'm not gonna go home. I'm not gonna go back where it's boring.
*bewp* (Something seems...off about this.)
Then I'll ready the ship's weapons ahead of time.
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