urghh... *gurgle*
Hah! What happened to all of that smack talk, fatso! And to think you were such a problem. Now not only will we be getting a huge raise, but I'll also be fulfilling my long-awaited revenge! Now I just need to find that Dr. Mario.
Let's let his majesty decide what to do with him!
No! Bowser gave me permission to eliminate him myself! I won't have anyone else's offhanded interferences!
I'd say have fun meeting the man upstairs... but we both know you were never a good person to begin with.





I'm sorry... but I'm afraid I can't let you do that.


What it is is the least of your concerns. I'd rather you concentrate on how you plan on fighting something that so hopelessly outmatches you.



That's because you haven't met me.

I don't care how many times you come back, I'll be ready to kill you again and again!!
So, you basically had my problem, but with the other guy's data...
If there's one thing that didn't change after you, it's that this stuff goes out of control fast.
All right! We're finishing this together!!
*EVAL LAUGH*
You just gave me one HELL of an idea! Plus, this'll also be a great way to test out my newest cheat item...
...THE REMOTE SKY-KNUCKLE!
Now, that one spellcard doesn't just let me copy whoever I'm fighting. If I manage to straight-up KILL the person I'm disguised as, I get to use their appearance and abilities whenever I feel like it!
Is everything set up and ready to go?
Indeed. All of our stuff is packed, everyone has more-or-less tied up their loose ends on this planet, and all the Jazz Droids have been digitized.
...Oh yeah, that reminds me. Why did we digitize the Jazz Droids, again?
Because I'm not going to bother figuring out how to stuff about a hundred service droids into the ship alongside ourselves, our stuff, and the various things I've set up in the ship.
Well, then. I suppose we'll be on our way then, correct?
Incorrect.
...Pardon?
Before we leave, I want to wait until we get the chance to explain what we're planning on doing launching us into space to begin with.
...Why!? Who in the Distortion World is going to care enough to pass by here and ask why we're going into space!? Why can't we just leave and have that be the end of it!?
...As much as I want to say, "it's because I want to have one last conversation with someone here before we leave the planet for good"...
...It's because I want to try and be safe. If someone doesn't pass by before we launch for us to explain ourselves, chances are someone will pass by WHILE we're launching and try to take us down under the assumption that we're doing something evil. Or have you forgotten about our past track record?
...Fine. But if nobody comes- like I know will be the case- within half of the week, we're out of here regardless.
Fair enough.
This is the first time I've seen this girl and I already hate her.
I-uh...
See, funny thing about that - and by "funny thing" I mean "really dumb oversight" - is people are gonna be out for your head anyway.
Like, who've we got here? Pink boy who's probably been the biggest pain the planet's had to deal with behind Regulus, a walking glitch who had some sort of fancy private talk with Umbrella Stella that I didn't hear but apparently was strangle-worthy, and...
...you get my point.
*sigh* I try and wait for the right time to give a good shock, next thing I know I'm being forced into another shift as the "Don't let Brash get obsessed over the chance to kill off his least favorite Touhou character" police...
All because I ended up giving a shock to a guy who didn't know how strong he was.
Wait, that talk about Kiddy...
*Sigh* Of course.
Listen. I know I have had my fair share of misdeeds done in the past... And that's why I built the ship. To find a new planet to live on, and start anew with a fresh, clean slate. In other words, I don't have to worry about you, and you don't have to worry about us.
And before you say anything, everything that has happened has happened on Earth, a relatively underdeveloped planet in terms of intergalactic technology. I'm sure I can easily find a planet that has zero idea on who I am... In fact, I already have.
...Granted, it's a planet of which it's lifeforms have been completely depleted over a century ago by an unknown catastrophe, but whatever gives me a place to live without having to worry about our past.
Why are we telling him? He's not exactly the kind of person to actually care about any of this.
Well, someone is better than nobody at all, I guess.
Yeah, sure. Not like we haven't seen people just magically fly into space. Not like someone could do that and piledrive your ship or some schlock like that.
Not like there are people who would pop into existence just to wail on you, will full knowledge of who you are.
The reason why I care is because if you're think you're better than me, at least act like-
(If Missingno knows that much, he's probably the last chance I've got to ask about Kiddy before he just becomes a permanent "Coda was here" sign in the lab...)
(...but he's not gonna give me the time of day after what I told him about stopping Brash. Only reason I'd give it to him is to get an answer about Kiddy out of him.)
(...what if I prove it?)
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