Hold on, who the heck are you?
Hm? I didn't expect the trio would return to Doppler's old missteps...
You act like I'm supposed to know what you're talking about.
The doppelgangers. Did you really think they invented the HEX Adaptors overnight?
They did plenty of tests. Finding guinea pigs for the Hyper Limited and Extreme, combining them...
...and in my case, tranquilizing the viruses just as the complete devices did.
Not that they treated me any better than my old master did for it, anyway†.
*Humming to himself*
*Ahem*.
Well, now. If it isn't my goodie two-shoes counterpart. What have you come here to bother me with on this fine afternoon?
Cut the crap. I know who you are... Who you actually are. The REAL Beta Devil is lurking in his lair, waiting for the right time of his next plot. You? You're just pretending to be him, hoping we don't notice... But, there was one slight mistake.
...Under normal circumstances, mistakes like a miscount would've been rectified on those posts... But nothing was changed. Nothing was corrected... Meaning you have used the de-fusion to free yourself from his mind.
Isn't that right, Anti-Omni?
...
...Well, aren't we clever?
So, you had me all figured out... And now what? It's like you said, we all need a break from saving the world after having faced the most powerful entity in the Omniverse... And didn't even win, might I add. So, it's not like I'm up to anything nefarious... yet.
Besides. Even an entity of pure chaos and destruction cannot make an ingenious plan to spread said chaos and destruction overnight... A perfect plot requires time. Lots of it.
But don't worry... When I DO complete my planning period, you'll be the first one to know of it...
...Because you'll be the first to die.
...Sure. Fine, whatever. I'll be the first one to die and all that. Go on, continue making your empty threats. But it's never going to happen.
And you wanna know why? It isn't just because of my Ultra Instinct or my friends. You want to know why this thread was made? It was made specifically to kill you, and make sure you NEVER come back.
So go ahead. Plot. Because you're not going to have the time to pull it off. Because once we're done with our break?
...I am going to find you... And I will erase you, once and for all.
...Like you did with MKII?
Sorry, did I touch a nerve? Heheheh... You had zero chance of getting rid of MKII, that even NOW he's back in this world, lurking... And you don't even know WHERE.
Well, too bad for BOTH of you... Because the one who will destroy this Omniverse... is ME.
Remember well, Beta Shadow... As long as chaos and evil reign in this world, I'll ALWAYS come back.
...
"Dear Fatty. I stole your bag of coins. If you wannem' back, meet me at the following coordinates. If you're not afraid of getting your butt kicked, that is."
Ohohoh! This guy's really askin' for it! If he valued his well-being he would not have done that!
...*sigh...* Wario was right. I'm... useless. I've almost never done anything significant in my entire life, and usually when I do, it was because I swindled my way into it. Wario's a thief, but he has his own games, and can back up his big talk when he needs to.
...But what do I have? Nothing. All I have is No--Oww!
Oh, for the love of the stars, shut up! Nobody wants to hear your stupid pity party! Lest we find some way to fit that stupid reflection-inversion creepypasta into this post!
Wait. That pitching form, that gear, that handsome complexion... could it be?
Yes, it is I... your conscious/figment of your imagination...
...Tennis Waluigi!
What... what're you here for?
I'm here to tell you to get your act together, you ninny! You're supposed to be helping your douchebag partner kick some tail, but here you are, sulking like a wimp!
But... what am I supposed to do? Wario said it himself, I've got nothing of my own.
You're going to let the privileged guy tell you what you can and can't do!? For heaven's sake, you're Waluigi, start acting like it!
Waluigi doesn't play nice! Waluigi doesn't patronize himself! Waluigi does whatever it takes to get ahead of the race!
And most importantly, no matter who says otherwise: Waluigi number one! Got that?
I--
Nobody tells Waluigi what to do!
Okay, okay, I get it, fine! I'll go help!
Good! I should probably get going now. You probably sound like a loonie to every non-fourth wallaholic.
Fourth wallawha--?
See-ya! Give that lizard a good one for me!
Alright! It's time I show him just what I'm made of!
Great, we're turning this into a free-for-all...
Hey, I never said I was here to fight you.
Then what are you here for?!
Wait a minute...
That's our cue, right?
If you wanna call it that, yes, definitely.
The deed is done!!
Up'n'Down, wait-
...What was that about All Hallows'-
Finally...
No Isoc, no Team Mecha...
...only I control myself...
...and nothing will stand in my way!!!
AUGH!!
SEVERE PAIN.
*huff* *huff* My goodness...are you okay?!
If you are, then yes!
This is why you don't count your treasures before the lock's picked!
This must be the place. Now I'll find that moolah-stealing, deplorable, what'stheirface!
Pardner, the only thing you've found is yourself in a haystack of trouble.
Yeah! We say it's time for Round 2, roly-poly.
I can't believe it! You were really dumb enough to fall for the oldest trick in the book...
...And it was all meant for you.
. . .
I couldn't even care less about you two! I have a special target on my mind, and I won't rest until-
The guy you're looking for isn't here. Not that we'd let you get that far anyway.
Limited may have potential, Nichts. But no benefit comes from it as a virus, least of all as Extreme.
...the eleven of you will do fine.
...okay, that was my fault...
I've had it with you, Koishi!!!
Hmmm... This the Wario sucker that's been bein' such an annoyance to the big man's plans?
That's him, alright! Only I don't see his stick-figure pal with him as well!
None of that matters! As long as I can have my long-awaited revenge on Wario!
...I'm sorry, do I know you?
Wh-- Of course you do! We fought in Wario Land 3? I reappeared in Dr. Mario 64!
...Yeah, see, maybe that's the problem. Most of the people who's faces I'm poundin' in I tend not to remember due to their irrelevance.
IRRELEVANCE!?
Of course, there are exceptions to some people I meet. Like that hag Captain Syrup. Or that creepy bat lady from the Olympic Games. Then again, I haven't spotted either of them so I won't have to worry about any treasure being swiped anytime soo-
'S wrong, boy!? Can'tcha take a few simple love taps?
Ngh!
Is this really all you've got?!
Why bother asking that when we've only just begun?
You say that, but this will be over faster than you think.
Oh, I've read quite a lot about you.
But if there's one thing I've learned from years of treasure hunting, it's that there's always a way to get what you want.
I'm tired of being toyed with!
My team is out to WIN, and nothing is going to take that away from us!
NOT EVEN THE SCRAP HEAP!!!
Enough!
Oh, what now!?
You're a fool for ever thinking you stood a chance!
Ah, shaddup!
Ha! You didn't even entertain me!
What...?
Leave my friends alone.
Gh!
What's your plan now?
...
DIE, YOU PIECE OF-
Wh-what's the big idea?!
Up'n'Down, I don't get my treasures by tackling everything perfectly head-on.
Sometimes, you just gotta run.
Wait, what did-
I'm not calling this a victory. But I'm not calling it a loss either; it's simply a retreat.
I tried as much as I could, but ultimately, we don't have the ability to take her on in our current state.
It's not like that raven girl was even who we were looking for, anyway...
...uh, yes, that too. Sure.
Anyway, your base is just a few minutes away. This is ultimately your mission, so go ahead and make whatever choice you prefer.
And if you need us...
...just give us a call.
Descant...get away from him, he's-
Dad, heal yourself and the others!
I'll keep him busy.
You don't scare me, little girl!
Kid, I really don't think this is a good-
What the...?!
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