...Well? Are you going to say anything? Aren't you gonna defend yourself? Or is hearing these words from me, rather than a dirty, rotten thief like Wario finally making you realize how much of a fraud you a-
Stanley. I will admit, I'm-a not the perfect hero the people say I am. I've-a made several mistakes in the past, and it-a is likely I will make plenty more in the future. And, yes, initially I-a left New Donk City to make some new beginnings, and-a be seen as a great person in the public eye...
...But the truth is, things change over time. I have-a met many people along my-a journeys... People who believed in me. Respected me. Saw me as a selfless hero... And-a now, I want nothing more than to try and BE that-a hero people see me to be. I-a don't care about the popularity as much as I-a did anymore... I really do wish well for the Kingdom. For the world, and the people in it.
...And-a furthermore, I accept the fact that what I did to Donkey Kong Sr. in the past was-a wrong. I'm-a not looking for forgiveness for that. I-a never had... I already know that would-a be asking for too much. I-a just want nothing more than to move on from it. And I-a have.
...And it's-a time that you moved on, too. We-a don't have to fight. We can still be-a friends, Stanley.
...Friends... That sounds...
...No. NO! Just cut the crap, fatso! I'm not going to become just another one of your one-off friends that join you for one adventure before being discarded, left to be forgotten! I REFUSE to EVER BE FORGOTTEN AGAIN!
DIE!!!
I'm-a sorry, Stanley. I know you want-a nothing more than to be recognized... But you're doing it the wrong-a way, for an equally wrong reason. You don't-a truly care about saving anything or anyone; You just-a want an innocent ape locked away. ...But even so, you may-a knock me around, and do what you wish... But there is-a one line you NEVER cross with-a me...
...Don't-a mess with my bro.
Urgh.....
WAHOO!!!
Looks like we-a won!
Yep. Let's-a see what's... Going down... In-a...
...Mama-mia... The-a Warp Whistle's missing!
...Rgh... Great... When I tell the master about this-
When you tell the master about what, exactly?
er again.
M-Master Coda! I, uh-
Oh, no, go ahead. Inform me of your failure to beat the Mario Bros., as I have expected... But at LEAST tell me you have IT first.
Y-yeah! I have it... Right here, in fact!
Excellent. This should keep those pesky plumbers out of the subplot happening within the Mushroom Kingdom... Allowing for their doppelgangers to receive the respect they honestly deserve. ...Granted, with the slight possibility of "and then some", but...
I just don't get it... Why can't I be the one to save the Mushroom Kingdom from-
Oh, relax, won't you? You'll have your chance to become the hero you were always meant to be, like I have promised you... But now is not the time. We will achieve our respective purposes in due time.
But for now, patience... After all, we have all the time in the world.
. . .]{n}
Well... what are we suppose to do? We just are waiting for something or nothing. Y'know some bad stuff could be happening right now]{n}
Regarding the 99.9% chance of you holding something back too... I wanna savor this.
Chances are, I'll be here for eternities doing nothing. I don't want potential fun to go to waste.
That scum-sucking , money-robbing, dishonest, BASTARD!
Wari--
NO! I will not stand for what has been done! Call me fat, quadruple-chinned, lying, insecure-- believe what you wanna believe! But one thing that I am not-- is relenting! I'm not gonna lie down and let someone cheap shot me and make off with my cash!
It was just a bag of coins! This is what Bowser wants! To get you distracted!
Well, we'll compensate for that by giving him twice the beating when the time comes! In the meantime-- consider me distracted!
Wa--
Besides, what are you gonna do!? Use your tennis moves!? Air-swim the bag of coins back!?
I--
Listen up, Waluigi! You don't cheat because you're clever-- you cheat because you're just that insignificant! The last time you were ever a threat was on the dance floor! You're no Seven Star Child, you're no important character, and if all you can do is whine-- you're nothing but dead weight.
T_T... *FLASH* AH! ... (geez I forget, acting like a douche occurs this)]{n}
Ok ok... we'll go play the Sega Neptune...]{n}
Knuxles Chaosixst]{n}
Hmm let's see... Knuckles, Espio, Vector, Charmy, Mighty, Bomb, Heavy, or Wetchny? Wait Wetchny? Oh wait uhm... hey uh Ninten how well does your Sega Neptune run?]{n}
Oh well I watched something called Minor Glitch a.k.a Son of a Glitch which is made by B+Select which he mentioned that it was "Wetchny"]{n}
So, they didn't take anything? Didn't even hire one of their troops to stalk you like with RAY*?
Surprisingly, no. However, I am fully prepared for if they return with such a request.
Hey, has anyone seen my wrench?
Gotcha!
That thing's getting pretty big. Seems like the kinda thing you can't keep in a cage that well.
I understand the concern...
...but I don't think they'll need to be kept here for much longer.
(What kind of an old coot does he think he is, bringing back the same thing he was trying to destroy?)
(No...he knows what he's doing. His plan is to turn his mistake into a blessing, and that's fine-)
(What am I talking about?! No it isn't! That's the same stuff that cost me my†...)
(...)
(...Maybe the doctor wouldn't have hired me if the Sigma Virus never got to him. But either way, if the Limited existed without him, he wouldn't have done that to me on-)
What the...?
Nope.
I DO NOT KNOW.
Vaguely, yes.
Yes.
You'll shake it off.
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