We thought you'd do that, Ms. Komeiji; fortunately, we did our research!
This should be child's play! So far, everything we've encountered has been a breeze!
Yeh! At this rate, beating up Bowser and saving the day'll be child's play!
Yeah, that reminds me. Waluigi... you've beaten Bowser before, right?
Hmmm? What of it?
How?
...
Wahahah! My name is Waluigi! The Mischief Star Stamp is all mine! And if you want it back, you must name me the Superstar!
Hey!! No one goes copying my style! Especially not some purple wannabe like you!
Ha! If you've got something to say, then step right up, tough guy!
Oh-hoh, That is it! I'll show you the power of the Koopa King!
Alright, you talking beanpole! Gimme one reason why I shouldn't rip you limb-from-limb right now!
I-I'll give you all the money I have!
Don't you dare insult me!! I don't want your chump change!!
Well... how about...
Ugh... Alright, but you'll owe me big time for this!
Wahahah! Waluigi number one!
...Heh! Nothing a few Poison 'Shrooms couldn't handle!
...Well, if defeating him is as easy as you've made it sound, we shouldn't have much to worry about for the remainder of this tri--
...Wario, did you forget to carry food on you?
S-shut up, you idiot! That wasn't me!
T-then...
Already!? But I thought that--
Uh... Wario? I don't think that's Bowser...
It's...
*DEAFENING ROARING NOISE*
Pete... Wh--HEY!!
You were in the way, Waluigi!
*ROAR*
Hahah! Not so tough now, are youu-wwwoooahh!
Wario, stop! He's--
--About to be given a beating!
*SHRIEK*
Let this be a lesson to you, Piranha Pissant! You mess with the cow...
YOU GET THE UTTERS! HYAAAGHH!
HYAAAGHH!
Wario, stop!!
Waluigi?
You have to stay back. Pete here's just as bewildered, if not even moreso than us!
What, you can understand that thing?
Wario, it's insensitive to call him a "thing" or use pronouns like "it". He's as equally living as you or me. it's best if we just reason with him.
...You sound oddly familiar with this situation.
That's because I am! I've raised many a Piranha plant! Heck, one even got invited to the Ultimate Tournament!
Wait, that one was yours!?
*ROAR.*
Oh, right.
Petey. It's just us. No one is out to hurt you. If you want, we can help you find your way back home.
I have not agreed to this.
...
...What just happened?
I wouldn't worry about it. Let's just find a way outta here.
*shrug*
You need me for something?
...Never waste my time ever again.
...Alright, good talk.
...Speaking of talking, actually...
Rrgh...! You're good at throwing those things... Too bad it's not enough!
Luigi!
Ha! Did he really expect to hit me with the same attack twice!? I'm no fool, ya know!
Well, well, well. Seems it's just you and me now, Jumpman!
Stanley, please! We can just-a-
Enough! I don't wanna hear it, you plucky, mustached phony!
Everyone everywhere speaks of you like your some great hero. The Mushroom Kingdom. Sarasara Land. The Beanbean Kingdom. Even in our home of New Donk City! But that's not the truth, now is it? You're just selfish. You're doing it all only for the glory, nothing more! Go on! Tell me I'm wrong!
...
Heheh! Home run!
Now then, I was fixin' to kidnap all those heroes 'a New Donk City to stop any goody-two shoes from gettin' in 'the way, but this catch'll really blow the Koopa King's socks off!
Jumpman... Green 'Stache... just the two of y'all wait. Because when the time to throw down comes..
...Foreman Spike'll show ya how a real constructor gets the job done!
Grr... Are ya implyin' that yer as good a wrecker as I am!? Lemme get this straight, hoss. You couldn't beat me in a Wreckin' contest if yer life depended on it. I've been splittin' glass for as long as I remember. Last time any wreckin' was done in yer blood it was yer grandaddy throwin' barrells. You wouldn't stand'a lick of a chance.
Now here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna come with me to the ol' turtle's hideout, and he's gonna give me a fine reward for capturin' yer monkey butt. Either way...
Yer goose is plumb cooked, ape!
(Hmmm... I can't end up causin' a ruckus with some big showdown in this city, else it'll cause some typa suspicion... plus, there's no way this fat chimp could beat an' old pro like me. I'll break his spirit... And force him to hand himself over 'ta King Koopa.)
You're on, diddly. But before this city ends up destroyed... 's best we take this somewhere... remote.
This is where we face off, ape. Y'gotta break alla them blocks inside that there ultrascraper in 3 minutes. You win, you can go to yer flea-ridden monkey island and continue mingling like the dirty varmint you are. I win...
...Let's just say the paycheck that Bowser'll give me for bringin' you in'll have me set for life. Now, without further ado...It's time to get this party started.
What!? Impossible!
...Is what I'd say if I didn't bring a cupl'a pals'a my own.
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