Wahahah! Waluigi number o--
Ha! That's what you get for calling yourself number o-- I MEAN WALUIGI!!!
Ouch. Those were no normal pieces of ammo, that's for sure.
You gonna be alright?
I'll be fine! Someone as magnificent as myself would have to!
If you say so. But whatever attacked us...
Intruders found. "Wario" and "Waluigi".
...You will be warned once. Leave and do not return. Any refusal will result in your elimination.
Karma's a B, eh, Wario?
Oh, shut up!
N-noooooooooooooo...]{n}
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(Paper)
*Points*]{n}
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Mommy!
It's been such a long while... I wonder if there's anything left for us to do in the world now.
Yeah. It is nice that you got your scar fixed, though. You even got to keep your new friend.
You've been living a calm and peaceful life. Why not look for some adventure?
The concept... Doesn't quite seem right with me. I know what this world can do. It'll chew you up and spit you out. So why bother doing the fighting? I should just hang back and see what life has in store for us.
I see. So you're scared, then.
Wh-what the--!? Scared!? I'm not s-scared!! I'm--
...A big baby. That is what I am.
Hah!
...W H A T...]{n}
Augh! Ya didn't lemme prepare! So imma call it off! He then unleashed The Seven Page Muda Barrage!
And I don't mean the battle! MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA- MUDA-MUDA!
Combat routine initiated.
Here we go!
Drat! How're we supposed to beat this hunk-a-junk, anyway?
Whatever plan we find, we have to act fast! We can't evade this thing forever!
Hey, Wario! You think we should use... it!?
No way in hell! That technique is saved specifically for that big bastard Bowser! We can't afford to squander it's grace on this metal menace!
(That reminds me... We left all our treasure back at home unguarded! Rubies, gems, diamonds, the whole enchilada! We really do have to do this quickly! I won't tolerate any thieves that try to sneak their way into the Estate!)
MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA- MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA!
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Heh...]{n}
*gasp!* Is this a Scott Pilgrim reference?! If so, cool!
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