My group? My group only consists of Quin and I. Sure I've done some...questionable things, but you leave Quin out of it. He's harmless.
In any case, I agree with the overreaction part. You see...
I've come to surrender. Or if permitted, to join your side. I've got all the info from the UKR I wished to acquire.
Gahahah! The deed has been done! We swiped 'er from under everyone's noses! Now nothing will stop me from crowning the princess as my bride!
I appreciate the bravado, my fiendish fellow, but we have a problem on our hands at the moment.
Is that all you punks are made of? At this rate, we'll pummel that plump turtle in small time!
Yeh! It's time to turn up the heat!
It seems these two somehow know of your kidnapping. And this early, nonetheless! How can this be!?
Aw, don't get your shell spikes in a bunch! Even if these two clowns have found us out, they're still nothing but worthless jokes! There's no way they'll make it here!
Hmm. For your sake and mine, I hope you are correct. But in the off chance that they do succeed... It would be wise of us to send more men.
Wario... Waht'shisface... you two'll regret sticking your noses into our plan.
TWO BOWSERS!? Why would you suggest such a preposterous idea!? It's evident that if it the person who kidnapped the princess was him, then Bowser came... up... with...
(...He didn't burst in and make a public entrance, which is his key calling card... a second Bowser is outlandish... But could there be another enemy at hand in cooperation with him?)
This situation may prove more troublesome than expected. Quickly! We must contact Master Mario and--
Uh... not to intrude... But we don't even know where he is.
...If you really aren't with the UKR now... Then that proposes a problem. Because if they didn't send you... Then they probably retreated... And now, NOTHING can be done to make Doppler NOT seem like the bad guy to them.
...If you two groups are going to work together now... Then I will trust you with the responsibility to stop this skirmish against Doppler from escalating any further. As far as I'm concerned, the enemy of this "Story Arc"- as Jazz would call it- isn't Kilroy or the UKR... it's War.
...One more thing. Null... While I'm sure that your longing for the... *Ahem* "Real World" is a rather reasonable thing... It's best that you NEVER approach Missingno. about the matter. He may... Well...
...He choked... somebody. Who claimed to have entered this acclaimed "Real World". I guarantee you that, since we're not exactly being forced to be allies, he will likely attempt to tear you limb from limb. Or possibly worse.
And you're sure 'yelling for help' will magically bring someone to come help us.
...
Uh Commander Rugal. How...how did I end up here?
Eep!
...Noted...
Well...let's fix that wall.
...
...And you are...?
Okay. Just calm down Aratis. It doesn't look like it's going to hurt me...
Unless it's trying to crush me with it's mind! Or maybe it's going to throw that rag which is no doubt infected with some virus that can somehow infect machines at me. Or maybe that cane can shoot lasers! Or maybe it-
Oh. Oh boy.
Wait. It asked for my name.
I am? I am, i am, i am...Aratos.
Er...Aratis...
...Please don't hurt me!
(Three and a half decades of this and by far, this encounter is yet the most bizarre.)
Greeting... "Aratis". And, as he has said, no one hear has any intention of causing the slightest bit of harm.
We're merely in... a predicament.
Wait, why don't we ask them for help? I'm sure they've wound up here for some reason. Might as well make the most of it, right?
That's absurd. They obviously have no idea what's going on. Then again... The more help, the merrier. I just wonder how things are doing on Master Wario's end.
Warimobile! Activate aerial formation!
Bombs away!
Piece of cake!
Isn't (ow) This-a (ow) move (ow) used (ow) by-
I'm-a sorry, Stanley, but you're-a outnumbered. Give-a it up. We can still talk about-a this-
NO! I don't wanna hear it! You two had the spotlight for FAR too long! It's MY turn now!
Once I defeat you two, I will take your role as heroes! I will save the lovely Princess Peach! And then, the whole entirety of the Mushroom Kingdom will owe me a favor... One I shall use to put that fiend, Donkey Kong Sr., BACK in the Zoo where he belongs!
...Stanley... I'm-a sorry, but you're wrong. Donkey Kong Sr. belongs on DK Island, his home... Don't-a make the same mistake I made-
Mistake!? He KIDNAPPED Pauline! He RUINED my Greenhouse! Don't think for a darn SECOND that criminal doesn't belong behind bars of some kind!
Stanley, please. I used to have-a thought that too. But I-a learned. I-a moved on. And I think-a you should move on, too.
...I can't move on, Jumpman. There is nothing for me to move on to.
(Oh ho ho... no no no no... OHOHOHOHOH...)]{n}
Huh wha? Nothing... well... where do you wanna go first?]{n}
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(d-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HA HA HA Hwagjh dadjfhwu... *hard inside wheeze* HAHAHAHA HAAAA!)]{n}
All right, who do we have to ask to sign the paperwork?
This seems... awfully familiar...]{n}
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