... (Clown Man's Theme Plays and gets Louder)]{n}
We can go there, it'll be fun... (ohesnoehsikjacdmkl)]{n}
I meant a certain someone who's lean, mean, and a dancing machine... and judging from how you're the complete opposite... Yeah, sorry about that. Besides, the one in charge of those "best things" is currently missing.
Come in, Waluigi! I need your help! And make sure to bring the Warimobile!
Wa-hey! The life of the party has arrived!
Alright! You remember to bring the map!?
Did I?
Of course I did! When have I ever let you down?
Perfect!
Take care of these shrimps in this castle, why don't'cha!?
Good luck to you, Master Wario! I have no doubt you all will succeed!
(...They are going to fail miserably.)
Factoring their speed on exit, it's likely they're far too gone to catch up with. The most we can do is wait for a chance to help.
Ugh... Wh--... What happened?
Evil happened, young lad. Evil.
Where are we?
If my hunch is right, that voice does all the talking. Which means Walter is likely....
Huh.
Who knew the perfect 10fps TAS run would be such a pain? Maybe if I backwards long jump here...
Yo!
Oh. It's you guys. What are you doing here?
Oh, nothing. I was just wonder--
You want to me to use my super special guy powers to turn Defteros into your bad guy sidekick.
Please. Defteros is genuinely, sincerely, unironically killing me with kindness. Plus I feel kinda lonely.
...Look. You heard (the late) Regacron. The only person to decide for Defteros is Defteros. You're just going to have to come to terms with whatever choice is made by 'em.
*depressing groan*
Ooh! Ooh! I like your new outfit! Where'd it come from?
Oh, this stupid thing? It's my new uniform. I am the new Grande Supreme Kai and Guardian of the Seven World Rings.
Cool!
Hah, you really think so?
Ca--
No. I will NOT by any means unleash your full potential. You are far too impure for such and I will not by any means tolerate any inquiries on the matter from you. I have no intention of letting a potential 2nd Regulus have their way.
Damn!
...Well, worth a shot. Defteros. Come. We are leaving.
Okie dokie! Bye-bye, Oliver!
(........)
...Go, have fun... doing... whatever.

What's up guys?
Enough of this.
Jazz Droids. Activate the A.W.E.F. Time duration: 30 Minutes.
FOLLOWING COMMAND.
Alright. With this barrier up, nobody can hurt each other. All weapons and powers are disabled, and any attempt to punch, kick, throw objects, or do any other methods of harming anyone will do nothing. This effect will last for 30 minutes, or until I say so.
Now, then... How about we take the time to settle this PEACEFULLY, instead of being idiots and fighting a battle that is not only impossible for ANYONE to win, but is also only making both sides look like the bad guys to one another.
Orca, with no due respect, these drongos are actin' like they run who can and can't-
Fang. If we can solve this peacefully, that's what we'll do.
I'll contact the facility's constructor right now.
Oh.
*sigh* Very well. What must we do regarding the facility?
Hey guys, we've got some news about the U-
...is this a bad time?
Very.
Look. If this is about the UKR, keep it to yourself, at least until they leave. I do not want to see any more pointless combat.
Look. We're not getting even remotely close to peacefully ending our conflict with them until we deal with the literal Kirby villain that Kilroy's made a deal with, who is also weaponizing the soldiers' depression!
Well, we aren't going to get any closer to actually doing that until we put an end to this combat.
...Look. I want this issue resolved, too. But not with a war. War destroys lives. And not just that of the opposing sides, either... War should only occur if there is no other option. I fought far too long in a pointless war to want to see another one take place... And on the wrong side too, mind you.
...I didn't even know what I was truly fighting for until I was reprogrammed out of my Orceggstra state by Jazz. I just want to make sure NOBODY makes the same mistake of fighting a war with no purpose themselves.
...I hope you understand why I'm going through all this effort to stop this war- or at least its esculation- before it can even begin.
Yeah, I get it. You go ahead and deal with the situation here, I'll go and try to figure out a way to thrash Dark Matter for good so we don't have more depressed demon soldiers to deal with. By the way, mind sending me the blueprints for that AWEF thingy? My infinite amount of knockoff soldiers could use it too.
Also, Doc. If you need a place to stay while you deal with the paperwork for the Labs or something, my door's always open.
I greatly appreciate it, Mighty.
These freaks wanna send us back seven decades! What reason did I have not to stop them?!
To be honest, at first I thought it was fine. I didn't think there'd be a peaceful way to solve this, but if there is, I'd rather do that.
How do we know this is peaceful?! Regulations or not, nothing here suits what the UKR wants, and I have every reason to believe if I didn't come and pop a cork in someone, they'd take it all away.
And I have every reason to believe they're still going to do that.
You do realize that I hear you guys, right?
Also...pointless? The entire point of this little fight here is for avenging that soldier over there.
Fang, is it not true that you fired the first shot? And is it not true that Volt Man fired the killing blow?
Hence the whole "both sides looking like the bad guy" phrase. And don't pretend that what your group has been doing makes you look any innocent.
In any case, I don't care who had the first shot. Because as far as I'm concerned, neither of you will have the final blow.
If we can discuss about this whole "unauthorized laboratory" thing and how to make the lab authorized, then the battle will end. Wars cause death and destruction to not only those who fight in it, but also to bystanders with nothing at all to do with what the war is about. So let's not start one over a stupid overreaction.
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