Huh. This place doesn't seem different at all...
I agree, Master Wario. There is a surprising shortage of villainy going around... Perhaps the situation has already been taken care of?
Wahah! As if anyone but me would be capable of putting that shell-head yourself!
Hmm...
Hmph! I'm starving! What's this lousy place got to eat!
If you haven't noticed, Master Wario, time is of the essence. We haven't a moment to spare thinking about our stomachs!?
Yeah, yeah! I can see that little Kingdom of yours up ahead. If we hurry, we might make it.
Steady on, then!
...
You guys killed them all...
Well...almost all.
Tell me vampire. What separates you from I?
If you truly are omnipotent, then you would know how pointless all of this really is.
Look, R.O.B., ah know ah wasn't myself then. Dat means ah dunno wut I did.
If Dark Matter me went an' did somethin' nasty to Drawcia, it's gonna be much as a surprise to me as it is to you.
... (Understood. I simply wanted to ensure what we knew at this point.)
*bip* (Root, you were asking why I came here, correct?)
... (I was on the search for the UKR. Not only are they using an army to take control of the Universe, they're relying on a dark higher being for additional power.)
... (And I know all too well that only disaster can come from such a scenario, even for those the power is given to.)
... (I know because...it's the reason why I'm the last of my kind.)
...wait, only now?
I mean, I guess this is the first time we've gotten XP from anything...
Hey uh... Ninten? Do we have anything else to know about the Tournament?]{n}
...
I can understand that. I'm not the last, but my kind made a critical mistake of trusting someone they shouldn't have.
And I alone had to pay the price.
... (I suppose the heart is what the voice spoke of when it mentioned a "forest cage".)
So, we're done here?
Seems like it. Guess we should head back to Doc Dopp to give him the info.
Prob'bly. But if we end up learnin' dat dere's more t' dis "forest cage", or anythin' else R.O.B. heard, Meta Knight, Dee an' I are comin' back here.
Not even over *cough* my dead body!!
The games end here, Princess! Nothing will get in the way of ou--... my master plan. So you may as well say goodbye to the world you once knew!
You won't get away with this! M--
Oh, no you don't! I set things perfectly up so that no bothersome former-plumbers will be in my way! No one has any idea on the outside that this is happening!
*flies over to Bowser* The deed has been done, your heinousness. Everyone in the castle aside from us three is under a spell that will keep them hypnotized long enough for us to make our leave.
Gahahah! Perfect timing, Kamek! Now, let's hurry up and beat it already!
Oh, no! We're too late!
Welp, I tried, I really did. Guess you'll be looking for you-know-who for help no--
Now's not the time to leave the job undone! We have to do something!
...How much?
Pardon!?
...How. Much? You should know by now not to expect my services for free.
Ngh!!
Alright, alright! ...Though I'll need a little backup first.
...So, you-a live here?
Basically. It's... decent. Can't really complain, I guess.
I still don't see why you don't want to live in Mega City like me and Proto do. I'm sure there's somewhere there you can make a home in-
For the last time, you blue dolt, I don't need you hospitality! I'm fine enough all on my own!
I really don't-a see the problem here. It's a nice-a place. The people are-a nice, at least.
Well, it's been nice talking with you guys, but I think it's time me and Proto get home. Like Beta Shadow said, we kinda need to rest after that battle against Regulus.
You mean the fight where we sat and watched as every single one of us became obsolete?
H-heh... Well, maybe we'll be of more help next time...?
...Hm... I-a know Beta Shadow said to take it easy, but... I-a can't shake the feeling we're missing out on-a something... Something important...
Me-a too... I-a wonder... Is something happening at-a the castle...?
...Hm... Maybe we should-a use the Warp Whistle to-
*Cough* M-Mama-mia! Wh-what's-a going on here-
Ugh... What-a happened...?
!?




"Jumpman"...? I-a haven't heard that-a nickname since I moved out of-a New Donk City... In fact, the person who came up with it was-a...
...Stanley?
That's right! And I'm here for REVENGE! You both are gonna PAY for leaving me to be forgotten!
Well I don't know how we could pass the time... what do you suggest?]{n}
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