...I don't trust where this is going. I should stand by in case he tries to destroy the world again...
...No.
I said it before, and I'll say it again: Wariegg only makes the matter worse. We. Do not. Want him back.
If the situation goes south, I'll handle it. Try to bring Wariegg back again, and you'll be erased with him, HighTower.
...You know, I'm starting to wonder if your true goal of joining this roleplay was to destroy literally everything.
What!?
If you had known what was good for you, you would have ran for the hills with your tail between your legs. Now that I've found you... I'm gonna thrash you until you're a ball of scrap metal.
You humiliated me and stripped me of the treasures that I rightfully claimed as my own! And now, I, Wario-Man, shall punish you for your unholy actions!
Urgh! Damned ogre!
..Do I look green to you?
Now that I have dispatched of that hideous fool, it is time to deal with the re--
And now, it's time for the Ultra Power Packed Pile Driving Waft Jet Fist Finish!
HERE'S A LESSON YOU SHOULD STICK WITH NEXT TIME, BOZO! NO ONE MESSES WITH THE MIGHTIEST BEING OF ALL, THE ONE AND ONLY WARIO-MAN!
Have a rotten day!
Really? Well how about this!]{n}
Gah...]{n}
If I can't break it... Then I'll have THEM break it!]{n}
SHIELD BREAKER!]{n}
So you're omnipotent and omnipresent, but only when you're playing tennis.
Wahahah! Wanna try me?
And that's one well-placed beating that has been served well!
*Transforms back to Wario* ...Wow! Things have been going so well, it's quite literally unreal! And on top of that, the WarioWare series is the number 1 bestselling franchise of the year, now with it's own legacy collection!
(...Why did we need to know that!?)
It doesn't matter! All that needs to be said at the moment is that Wario number 1!
*bruh face*
This-a-was... suprisingly convenient.
The feeling is there for the both of us. In fact, I'm in such a good mood, I'm willing to politely ask that ALL
...I-a-take it that's our-a-cue to leave. Let's-a-go, you guys.
...I'm feelin' really good about myself right about now.
...Well, then. Good to know I wasn't needed, after all.
SHARD BLAST!]{n}
...(You Fool)... SHARD NUKE!]{n}
Boy, that didn't end well...
Hey, don't feel bad. It could have been worse.
Yeah, if we ALL died!!!
Exactly!
For some reason, memory fails me on what vanquished me in battle...
RESEARCHING BATTLE MEMORY.
...
I mean, usually I don't pay attention because we always lose anyway...
..but even for not paying attention, all I remember was GZ and some phone*...
Well, team, looks like we have our next mission: Find out what happened!!
We're pathetic...
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