Whad du wee du?]{n}
Hey, "Asura", was it?! You've been pretty nifty with that blade of yours! Would it kill ya to quit gawking at this guy and help?
(White hair...)
(...If I remember correctly, that Chris guy was the last vessel of Orochi. This can only mean one thing...)
Kusanagi! Get away from there! He's going to transform!
*beep* (Assistance would certainly be useful. The pun, less so.)
Uh... Ninten?]{n}
Are we just going to stand here or...?]{n}
WELL I GUESS SO]{n}
Heh, Guess you didn't need-
Root Influx!
Sorry. Sometimes I get lost in thought...
So based upon what this...what did I call you? Stache? Stache has told me-
Starman Blue, Model 214 is my name.
Got it. So, as I was saying, Stache was telling me that...
You both seem to have...powers. Neither one of you are robots, correct?
Interesting. And as for this Starman Blue, I guarantee it should...should be under my control. Sure the technology's unlike anything I've ever seen, but a bot's a bot.
...
So...the reason I asked is because I'm trying to make a robot capable of psychic control. However, I need a test subject to make some accurate readings and to act as a base.
Uhm.. do I do something?]{n}
Hmmm...]{n}
TAKE THIS!]{n}
You know, I kinda had my doubts before, but it seems like life is really coming together!
Yup! No stolen treasures, no pesky plumbers, nothing to rain on our parade!
Yup! Now it's time to kick back and reeeeela--
Ugh... Chilli-dogs? You don't-a-say..
And who might-- huh. You're that Somari guy, aren't you? Hoh, well, I was afraid this would be the undoing of my newfound life, but it seems this is a blessing in disguise! I get to pay you back for humiliating me with your little comic-book friend!
Hey, garlic breath! Sorry for-a-crashing into your-a-house, but you need-a-to let me go this instant!
Oh yeah!? Who's gonna stop me!?
Oh, what a small world this is indeed. I didn't count on you being here as well...
Oh, lawsuits are going to be thrown like WILD today!
Unlikely. Now then...
Hand me the adventurer. Now.
Oh yeah? What'll you do if I don't!?
Elementary, "Wario". Exactly as I did last time.
Last time? What're you--!?

Do you see now, you pathetic baffoon? And in my current state, I am so powerful that not even the combined efforts of the Somari Heroes can defeat me. So you may as well give me Somari. But if not... I wouldn't mind a little fun.
...FUN?
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