Hey! I read that you need help involving info about the Despair Squad and by extension Kilroy. For a simple fee(not cash of course), I'm more than willing to be of assistance. If you're interested, just send me a reply. Better yet, if ROB joins, we can make it a group chat!
Are they gone?
Who?
Nazis...those *REGGAE* space nazis. Gave up my life to take them down you know. How dare they come back. And with anime on their side no less...
I don't see any...
Balto...I want you to do something for me.
Yeah?
Use that brain of yours. Just because you come from this generation doesn't mean you have an excuse to act stupid.
Wait for a second.
...
... (They were here. And now that I know what they are, it won't be long until I find where they are.)
...
...just know the next time you or someone in your web of connections makes a "slip o' the tongue" like that, I will have much more to say, Ecolo.
Simple: Knowledge. I'm not the kind of machine to make an unfair trade after all.
Two things. One required, the other optional. The required part is whereabouts of a fr- comrade of mine. Goes by the name Quin. Last I read he was in Papa Beta's Pizzeria. I'd talk to them, but I doubt they'd be willing to respond for the same reason you're suspicious. Also, forgiven.
I hope this works...
...?
Sys-system bots?
...
Breaking in and out of there wouldn't be that hard. Just a matter of finding the place. There's also the possibility of a trap or them finding a way to track me or-
Oh! Sorry. Just thinking out loud. Alright...for my end of the deal...
What would you like to know?
First, I'm'na need you to punch this dummy.
Isn't that kind of a rude name to call it? I'm sure it's as smart as the rest of us!
No, that's not-- *sigh*-- It isn't sentient. It isn't a thing. It's an object. Just punch it.
Okie dokie!
How was that?
...
What do you mean I've come up with a terminal virus?
Oh, yes, it's, uh, it's one that has a 1/99,999,999 chance of appearing in random robots. Unfortunately, you are one of the few that have come down with this. If unchecked, it can completely infect and internally destroy any robot it touches.
Is there any way this can be fixed?
Glad you asked. All I need to do is go into your robo systems, check your data for this virus, and give you a special antivirus application that will be installed to prevent further appearances.
Yay!
Also the antivirus will reprogram you do to my bidding.
Wh--
*Major Confusion*]{n}
Wait a minute...]{n}
(If someone is possessed that's a bad sign!)]{n}
Owoaaagghh!
...How long has this been running?
How long has what been running?
Trust me, I was as confused as you are about that, too.
Wh-- oh. It's you.
Who?
That's not important.
I'm not even going to ask how, as implying logic to how you got here is a slippery slope in of itself. But what I am going to ask is what you're doing here.
Oh, you know. I had nothing better to do since a certain group killed Duracell, and Shaggy Negro was killed by regular Shaggy. So I felt I would stop by, say hello...
...Oh, and to try this.
I-I still don't get it]{n}
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