Yeah...
I dunno who else do you know for fighting?]{n}
Well if you’re ok revisiting, I’ll come]{n}
(Caddicarus/Jim Taddock Voice) JEEESUS!]{n}
Hi.]{n}
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Now's our chance, dudes!
Ow!!! That's not fair!!!
Kid, you can count the things that are unfair around here on one hand!
(asdf) O h ... Well I’ve experienced wor- *COUGH*
Who are you.
Oh my~! Is bwin bwother mwad~?
...I wouldn't call myself the altruistic type. And although it gets lonely, I am a loner. But I have a thin circle of things that for such I will not hesitate to murder in cold blood or oil. Anyone who lays the slightest finger of malevolence on Pop dies a slow and painful death. I'll say it again. Who. Are. You.
...I assure you. It's more than you deserve to know, but nonetheless I shall indulge you.
Think back. Back before this universe, before anything that happened during your absence. Other than any putrid Tournaments. What threads have you participated in? Better still, what was your true debut thread?
(...I've made minimal appearances... Almost everyone I met back then is gone now. But I can faintly remember an iota of what happened on the first post..)
....
...No way.
Yes way, "Soul". Despite my being older than either you or the Wily Omega, I was forced to be exiled and stripped of my name in favor of you. I lost my life. My purpose. My identity. I forgot who I was. And then... I find myself in a world filled with utter silence.
And you've returned, how?
I made my own portal and left. But fret not in the slightest. I do not care for world domination, senseless destruction or the like. I will be satisfied with your death.
But wait! I nearly forgot! You were going to give me a painful death, weren't you? Go on. Kill me.
....
That's exactly what I thought. You won't hurt your dear sister, will you? I thought not. How utterly pathetic.
Fortunately for you, I know better than to try to fight you with this pathetic body. But know this... "Soul"....
Ohohohoh, you all have gosh darn diddly delivered the dirtiest deed you can do.
Shields. Activate Sequence: High Ground.
...Well, now. Paying me a large sum of money for participation and a sponsorship? I like your style. You have yourself a deal.
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