Maybe I should have never formed a team with you imbeciles in the first place!
Maybe you should quit being an
hole about-
Can't catch me, Wet Air Man!!
Call me that one more time and you're doing the dead man's float.
Wet Air Man! Wet Air Man! WET AIR-
...I'll be honest, I'm almost surprised.
Of what? The size of this place? The actually decent quality of the food? ...Actually, yeah, I'm kinda surprised about that last one, too.
Of how empty this place is. I think we're the most customers they had in years. You'd think the people of this world would be more willing to buy into Gemini Man's blatant propaganda.
Well, apparently, people did use to buy into the Gemini craze. However, that all stopped when Gemini Brand let slip an insulting comment towards snakes. Needless to say, they were... "cancelled", as people on the internet would say.
So, basically, a similar event to what happened to me. How is this place still standing?
Because Gemini is too stubborn to let the company die.
Well, yes, but also, apparently the company has recently became under new management... Someone who has claimed to be an old veteran to the business.
...Say, wait a minute... Where did those alternate versions of me, Sergeant, and Ninja go?
...This way, please.
Thank you, Gemini Clone. Take this anonymous call for me, will you?
Ah, Ninja Man, my old moneymak- Er, friend. How have things been?
You... Hang on. You're from... our universe!? But how!?
Oh, Ninja Man... With enough fame and fortune, you can get away with anything.
You see, it all started while I was in the Void... My brand has become a hit, even with those who do not even exist! But, seeing as I had no understanding for what a single one of them were saying- especially a certain "W.D. Gaster"- I have longed for my grand return to the real world...
So, there I was. In the vast emptiness of the Void, pondering just how in the Omniverse I could possibly-
You went through one of the Dead Zone portals, didn't you?
...
...Duster Man. Could you go clean off the carpet for me, please?
Can do, boss!
...You hear that, Sarge? That loud, vacuuming sound? That's you. Sucking up all the drama and tension from the room. Like a true bore. That's why you're never in showbusiness, cadet. You're boring.
...
...I just became a terrorist, didn't I?
...Cool. Bring on da heat.
Agh!
! What-- how?
Son of a...
This is what you get for betraying the fastest robot out there!
You can't keep me down! I'm the fastest robot out there!
...
What did you just say you were?!
(Uh oh.)
Ok Ninten, time to train for the tournament. Hopefully we''l be able to stand against each other]{n}
Alright! We've must of done some damage if he's this upset!
Darn machine's stopped working for a second. It's ready to fire now.
Good! Take them down!
Moving on from the Shine Sprites (shhh), THESE are the artifacts I found on my visit to Egypt! True treasures, indeed!
But during my trip there, I found the crown of an ancient spirit I single-handedly defeated to bring peace back to Egypt! This... is Shokorah's Crown. I stolllluhluhluhluhlent it from the Sprit of Shokora, an ancient Princess!
Hell, no! I've seen (and caused) too many of these stupid heist headlines to leave it out in the open! Be it an evil Black Jewel, a pirate chick or anyone else, I'm not letting any wise guys try and steal it in plain daylight!
That is why it is secure in the vault of the bottom floor in a room with top-level state-of-the-arc security room with built-in expert tracking cameras with hidden ammo, invisible lasers that fry all intruders, and an alert system that'll make so much noise the deaf will hear it! I guarantee you, there's no way ANYONE'S getting past that!
...Woah.
...It's happening again. Happening again, squawk...
Are people seriously still arguing about who is the fastest robot? I mean, come on. Does it even MATTER anymore?
I know, right? I mean, yeah, as a Swift core myself, I have pride in my speed. But for
SQUAWK! 's sake, just accept the fact that literally ANY scientist nowadays can program a faster robot than you. It's not even an accomplishment anymore.
...Wait, what's even happening, anyways?
Don't worry about it. It doesn't concern us.
Yeah. You too, Reggae; let's just sit down and enjoy ourselves this arc. This is the sort of break we needed after everything we've been through.
(Says the guy who basically did all the work and still didn't win. Ah, whatever, he's right. We need to take this time to just relax.)
Hup- (Uh...should we go, or-)
That's definitely a no!
Packed Ice!
Bound Hold!
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